May 11th, 2011

Déjà Vu Style Off: Sylvie van der Vaart v. Abbey Clancy

Images via Ralf Juergens/Getty Images Europe & Michael Loccisano/Getty Images North America.

Some (mostly men) will argue that there is no loser in this style off. And they may be right.

On the left is Sylvie van der Vaart, our queen of everything. Mrs. Rafa VDV chose to slip her svelte self into a Hervé Léger by Max Azria Resort 2010 dress while fulfilling her hosting duties on Germany’s Let’s Dance last week. She smartly chopped a few inches off the bottom in order to allow for ample exposure of her pins.

To her right, we have Abbey Clancy at a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue event in February 2010. Peter Crouch’s better half wore the tightly wrapped bandage number like any good swimsuit model should: with overflowing cleavage and a sexy pout. As you do.

(Sidenote: for those of you who feared that Abbey’s recent childbirth would ruin her moneymaker, fear not. She’s still hot.)

Is there a winner? We think not. Is there a loser? Definitely – the box of biscuits we just chucked into the bin. Carry on, hot ladies. You’ve inspired us to save at least a few calories today.

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20 Responses to “Déjà Vu Style Off: Sylvie van der Vaart v. Abbey Clancy”

  1. essjay says:

    Slyvia always wins. I just love her. There's nothing to not love about her. She's just hot!

  2. Luca says:

    I dont understand the appeal of sylvie van der vart. I really dont. People diss on Irina Shayk on this site but love this woman and think she is sooo beautiful. She aint ugly but I just dont get it.

  3. Catie2838 says:

    I think the dress looks better on Abbey, but I think that's because Sylvie's hair is bugging me and thus forcing me the other way. It reminds me of my grandmother's short, permed, fluffy hair (which my g-ma rocked). Not working with this dress, however. If I blur my eyes to forget the hair, I pick Sylvie for the fact that she always smiles and Abbey rarely does.

  4. ciotog says:

    Both women are gorgeous but am I the only one who doesn't like the dress. When a dress is that fitted I just think that much cleavage is too much it makes, it look a bit cheap. I love Sylvie as much as the next girl but I'm going for neither

  5. mamaly says:

    For me the only difference is the color, i love the color of Abbey's dress.
    So 51%-49% for Abbey.

  6. Red_Girl says:

    Oooh no. Sylvie's hairstyle is a bit ageing. She looks like Carol Vorderman has styled her – the trying too hard syndrome – a bit Desperate Housewives if you know what I mean. & normally I absolutely love her.

  7. Eleanor says:

    Both these women are gorgeous. It's impossible to choose.

  8. chay says:

    For me, sylvie all the way. I don't give a rat's arse for any of the WAGs except for her. I have the hugest girl crush on her!

    But, i must agree, that hair does not match the dress. Other than that, SVDV, kickette's resident goddess gets my vote!

  9. rubyqueen says:

    abbey does look really good..

  10. raz says:

    I like Abbey’s. Sylvie’s hair is too big and the dress is too short. It looks more classy on Abbey

  11. xoWinnie says:

    i love them both, but think Abbey wins this one.
    her make-up blends flawlessly with the feel of the dress,
    and the shoes are super-fierce.
    Sylvie looks absolutely hot and adorable,
    but the blown out hair is what's making this a miss for me
    i don't think it works well with the dress,
    however her usually slicked back, slightly poufed style
    would have been perfect, IMO.

    p.s. is it just me or does Sylvie look a bit Kylie Minogue-ish in these pictures?
    nothing wrong with that, i positively adore Kylie.

  12. caquark says:

    Abbey. Although Sylvie looks good; her hairstyle, to me, is at odds with the dress.

  13. cutegun says:

    SYLVIE!!!!! And tonight are the semi finals of lets dance and she just looks stunning! (again) I love her!!! xD She is just adorable and she makes a great tv presenter even if or especially because her german ain't perfect!!! <3

  14. FloraJane says:

    As far as true style goes, Sylvie will always win. But Abbey is just ridiculously good looking, so I'm calling it a draw. :)

  15. earidurt says:

    weeee! my first post here on kickette. been reading and enjoying this site for a couple years now and finally decided to start posting.

    i gotta vote for sylvie. they both look great but sylvie takes this one.

  16. bluubb says:

    sylvie just looks better
    her smile, her lovely look

    and abbey tries to hard to look sexy but it looks more cramped than erotic!!!

    besides….. new news about our favorite couple piquera!!!
    watch this _ _
    and listen carefully!!!! the pronunciation of piques name is sooo funny :)
    typic german!!! :D

  17. Zahara says:

    i think there is a winner: sylvie van der vart!
    my god, she is just so beautiful…and i think shes a geniunely nice person!
    and she has better style skills than abbey clancy.

    i think abbey clancy is pretty too, but i dont know why, she comes across as a bit rude to me, with her non-smiley-ness. i dont think ive seen her teeth.