August 7th, 2009

Demin Disaster: Frank Lampard at Nobu


Memo to Frank Lampard:

We supported you during the stain crisis of 08/09. (To us, support means cracking jokes and snarking.)

We celebrated your successful non-stain exits of nightclubs and restaurants.

But this? Are those jeans… acid wash? Your delectable, gigantic thighs ‘o glory deserve better than this, damn it.

Lampsy-lovers, please have a word with your boy.

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29 Responses to “Demin Disaster: Frank Lampard at Nobu”

  1. Julia says:

    Wow, he looks fine.

  2. Erin says:

    And here I was thinking the Lampard-denim situation couldn't get any worse. Oy. :S

  3. Eva says:

    Lawd hammercy!!! Frank, the 80s called?they want their jeans back.(throw in the jacket as a bonus?) I can't… *walks away SMH*

  4. eRe says:

    Damn you Frankie you walked out when I was sleeping. Don’t do that again! At least use the mirror! Anyway, our lad needs some loving touch. Or at least fashion assistant/a cook.

  5. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    He doesnt listen to me, Kickette, trust me, I have been telling him for years to come to Mexico and marry me, but he has not….. wow, Nobu, so… popular…. why is it so great?

  6. Yasichelsea says:

    As Always: LOVELY!

  7. Rhonda says:

    Why is he disrespecting Nobu with these jeans? He’s clothed the F-thighs in

  8. Eva says:

    Lawd hammercy!!!
    Frank, the 80s called…they want their jeans back.(throw in the jacket as a bonus…)

  9. TammyV says:

    Lamps darling, when you were with Elen you made funny fashion choices and we all laughed. This is not funny, it is sad, pathetic and tragic, sort it out!

  10. Kile says:

    these jeans are the worst.  i will volunteer to be his stylist.  he needs a major wardrobe overhaul.  i can help, frankie!

  11. Boston Red says:

    Honestly. I'm starting to feel strange that I'm NOT going to Nobu when I'm in London next week. Frank is a disaster here. Is his fly down too?

  12. Mrs Lampard (The Onl says:

    HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Very HOT!!!!!!He can wear whatever he wants,with or without stains..he's HOT…but Frankie..nowhere else to go??If you need a guide for your nightlife call me!!!

  13. monoonie says:

    to be honest…. i like the Jeans. and well he's looking hot!! (my oppinion)

  14. The Fourth Official says:

    Is there anywhere else to go in London?

  15. Dreamgirl says:

    No FTC. I think it's definitely a receding hairline. Makes his wrinkled forehead stand out more.

  16. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Not one of Frankie's best looks… but not the worst I've ever seen either.

  17. FirstTeamCoach says:

    I wondered about his fly too BR, but could not bring myself to check! It is my imagination or is his hairline is looking a bit dodgy?

  18. FirstTeamCoach says:

    I have nothing nice to say about him/his clothes, so I will just ask, does he ever eat at home? He seems to eat out every night. I suppose that is what happens when your long term squeeze leaves.

  19. aristeia says:

    Good grief, my eyes. Oh dear, Frank no.

  20. Becca says:

    Oh, Ill Be Having More Then A Word! Elen Must Of Brought These ;) Ha

  21. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Since my Geometry teacher had to get rid of her entire stock due to the new teacher dress codes, I think he scavaged on them. Seriously. She had some just like that. When he starts showing up in Lady Volleyball shirts, you'll know he deffo did.

  22. lose that girl says:

    Footie fave to dry cleaners everywhere. lose that girl

  23. carly says:

    He looks orange :-S and the jeans are horrid. This is getting a bit repetitive, non? But I want his jacket for myself!

  24. Kate says:

    Girls, no stains at least! He’ll get better sense of fashion soon!

  25. NanouBlue says:

    Well… the jeans are not so bad… I like his jacket… still love him

  26. Mariam says:

    oh damn!!! what is it with footballers and the UGLIEST jeans in the world???

  27. deschanell says:

    I don’t see anything wrong with the jeans. They’re very average looking jeans.

  28. Blair says:

    Didn’t Jamie Redknapp do thee same thing the other night at Nobu? I’m slightly distrubed by this new trend.