August 7th, 2009
Demin Disaster: Frank Lampard at Nobu
Memo to Frank Lampard:
We supported you during the stain crisis of 08/09. (To us, support means cracking jokes and snarking.)
We celebrated your successful non-stain exits of nightclubs and restaurants.
But this? Are those jeans… acid wash? Your delectable, gigantic thighs ‘o glory deserve better than this, damn it.
Lampsy-lovers, please have a word with your boy.