March 1st, 2007
Die Hard Award: John Terry
Chelsea skipper and haiku inspirer John Terry took one hell of a nasty boot to the head from Arsenal’s Abou Diaby during the Carling Cup last Sunday.
It left him unconcious and turning blue from lack of oxygen. He was rushed the hospital for a brain scan and later released.
So he could go par-tay.
John and his Chelsea boys hit Aura nightclub in London’s Mayfair until around 3am, when he then admitted (with slurred speech) to feeling a little “woozy” – and it wasn’t because of alky-hol. (Even though the crew knocked back over

*laughs hysterically*