July 5th, 2011

Diego Forlan: Single & Ready To Mingle?

Copa America player on the prowl

Image Source: One of the best Tumblr pages we’ve seen in awhile. Check out the shot they got on Figo. Ahem.

Could it be the quickest post-break-up bounceback ever recorded in football dating history, Kickettes? Diego Forlan’s abs have barely been free for more than 10 minutes and they’re already back on the prowl (or so reports would like us to believe)?

La Liga Uruguay Zaira NaraDays before the Copa American tournament kick-off, the newly single-fied Uruguay NT player was seen out and about at Lotus in Montevideo. His partner in question was Stephany Ortega, also known as Miss Uruguay 2010. Even though they maintain neighboring homes in Carrasco, Uruguay, the 21-year-old model claimed that the two only met that fateful Saturday evening (25th June), and are ‘just friends’.

Around the same time, a Forlan post-split pretty numero dos stepped forward: Maria Raquel Denis. An apparent friend to Diego’s family and former beauty queen herself (we sense a pattern here…just sayin’…), Miss Denis was rumoured to be the third wheel at the centre of the Forlan/Nara split. In order to quell those allegations, she released an official statement offering full support to Diego and his family. Like they really need it, pffft.

M.R.D. continued her random rant by placing all break-up blame on Zaira and her media-courting tweets, which gave way to never-ending speculative stories.

And while we’re on the subject, Miss Nara went back to work last week on her former show “La Cocina Del Show”. She appeared to be in good spirits but ixnay-ed all relationship rupture talk because of a legal action from the Forlan camp (read: a gag order). She also managed a phone interview with “Intrusos” (a popular gossip show in Argentina), where she stated that the total truth about her and Diego’s relationship will forever remain between the two of them, and the two of them only.

Or, Kickettes, do you believe the relationship dramaz will be kept between the two of them AND the magazine who cuts Zara the fattest cheque for her side of the story?

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21 Responses to “Diego Forlan: Single & Ready To Mingle?”

  1. SunnyK says:

    Can you post this picture once a week please?! Cuz DAYAM!

  2. Catie2838 says:

    Oh, Diego. I'll come comfort you and your gorgeous bod! And you can help me brush up on my Spanish as google translate just isn't cutting it: "'The one that goes on that throw, again without being called' said, 'Thank goodness I can not do tortilla, but I had married,' he quipped." Oi.

  3. Marina_Isabella says:

    dios mio…

  4. tala says:

    People.. just look at that body of his.. 'nuff said!

  5. Annie says:


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  7. Estefi says:

    Rumor has it that she was offered a huge amount of money by a very popular show in Argentina (Susana Gimenez show) to sit on the show's living room and talk about it, but she said NO. It was about USD 20,000 or so… So I don't know if she will finally talk or not. I think the best thing would be for her to be a real lady and not to talk at all about it and move on. Classiest thing to do, in my opinion. But we will see… There has been so much gossip about footballers in my country, now the Copa America is being played here…

  8. Gillian says:

    It is a SIN for a man to look this hot!

  9. GigiSantaCruz says:

    Dear Kickette, you deserve a big double WOW!!! As if showing Forlan and all his greek god beauty by the pool side weren't enough, you also posted a link to a picture that caused serious damage to me and the other girls here in the office!!! And we THANK YOU for that!! LOL

    • GigiSantaCruz says:

      Btw, the link mentioned is for Figo's picture, but I guess you ladies knew I meant that!! ;)

  10. hereforthenando says:

    I am incredibly pleased that he chose to pose with his legs so wide, and that the photographer was so perfectly positioned.

    On behalf of my eyes, thank you.

  11. Green 4 says:

    Best picture ever. Love him so much……..!!!!!!!!!

  12. Umida! says:

    Would he reaally be single for long with that hot bod?

  13. mochara says:

    Judging by that pose….. yep, he's ready to mingle!

  14. Céline says:

    I cant even belive his ex said no to him. Cariño am still avalible eh :P

  15. Gladys says:

    Nothing says "won't last" like a pre-nup disagreement. He deserves all the fun he can have (though someone needs to tell him there are lots of gorgeous, interesting women out there who aren't interested in a big wedding pay-out. And some of them are even close to his age. Just sayin'.)

  16. Lucy says:

    another bimbo looking girl zzz

  17. He won't be single for long ladies! It's winter in Uruguay so he'll be wanting someone to cuddle.

  18. Sarah, Madrid says:

    I am ready too, call ;)