January 16th, 2009
DOTA: Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy
image via BIG Pictures UK/KEYSTONE Press for kickette.com
Portsmouth’s Peter Crouch and his long-time girlfriend, Abbey Clancy, have joined the illustrious Drunk Off Their Arses list. The pair partied at the Dorchester until 4am last night, for Kate Moss’s nine-hour birthday bender.
1. Pray for them.
2. Hope that Peter and Abbey have a large stash of Resolve “morning after” tablets, light-blocking curtains and a sympathetic local takeaway that will speed-deliver extra large bacon sarnies.
Otherwise, they’re just not going to make it.