January 16th, 2009

DOTA: Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy

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image via BIG Pictures UK/KEYSTONE Press for kickette.com

Portsmouth’s Peter Crouch and his long-time girlfriend, Abbey Clancy, have joined the illustrious Drunk Off Their Arses list.  The pair partied at the Dorchester until 4am last night, for Kate Moss’s nine-hour birthday bender.

Our suggestions:

1. Pray for them.
2. Hope that Peter and Abbey have a large stash of Resolve “morning after” tablets, light-blocking curtains and a sympathetic local takeaway that will speed-deliver extra large bacon sarnies.

Otherwise, they’re just not going to make it.

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20 Responses to “DOTA: Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy”

  1. FirstTeamCoach says:

    I can sense a fine coming for Crouchy for being out partying so close to a match!! I wish I looked have a good as her, drunk or sober. For all those girls how have never had a bacon sarnie – they have been known to be the cause of Veggies falling of the wagon. I love Bacon Butties. Take two large slabs of bread, copious amounts of (fried/grilled) bacon add some Ketchup or Brown (for me brown) sauce according to taste and enjoy those arteries hardening!

  2. Buena says:

    Wow, for two people who are DOTA they look good. I don't think I've ever had a Bacon Sarny. *mental note, must find out what it is and possibly how to make one.

  3. divorced says:

    Uh, why is that litte man in the background wearing a childrens clip on tie? it just makes him look even rounder. poor fellow.

  4. Dani.Mrs José says:

    God hes tall

  5. striker says:

    damn he's tall.

  6. CJ says:

    i never thought i would say this, but he looks cute in this shot, even with the redish colour around his eyes. she looks pretty good for drinking until 4AM.

  7. aristeia says:

    I miss ya Crouchie! *clings* You know you're gorgeous when you're loaded and you still look beautiful! Drink lots of water kiddies. I just googled "bacon sarny" and I feel deprived for never having one. Damn America!

  8. Becca says:

    abbey does look rather worse for wear!!

  9. The Fourth Official says:

    I very much doubt that Peter drank this close to a match weekend. She however looks like she's going to fall off her shoes. :O

  10. Venice says:

    Aw Crouchie… I wish you were in my gang.

  11. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I wish I looked like then whe drunkered, actually I wouldn't mind looking like that sober.Since when have they been friend's with Kate Moss??Ariesta, you've never had a bacon sarnie????? Wow you really have been deprived, they're yummy.

  12. carly says:

    Isn't it odd that she got out of Kate Moss's party looking slighly like her when drunk off her a**? lol

  13. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I wish I looked like then whe drunkered, actually I wouldn't mind looking like that sober.Since when have they been friend's with Kate Moss??Ariesta, you've never had a bacon sarnie????? Wow you really have been deprived, they're yummy.

  14. Avenath says:

    Wow!…how did she get down those steps pissed drunk and in those heels?…i'd have been sprawled all over the place showing my knickers to the world…i am impressed, Ms. Clancy….

  15. FootballerChick43 - says:

    WOW. She's in like five to six inch heels and he's STILL a foot taller than her. I like tall but… not that tall. What you can see of her outfit is cute. His is really, really good, actually, and I'm very impressed that they make jeans that long. Like, woah.

  16. lose that girl says:

    Abs is looking a bit like Ms. Moss in this pic. They're lovely – even p*ssed.lose that girl blog

  17. banri says:

    he looks so cute here.

  18. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    I really wish I looked like that after a night of hard drinking… it’s not too bad actually. That and I absolutely LOVE the front of her purse. I could do without the odd blue satin that seems to be attached to it though.

  19. carly says:

    Isn’t it odd that she got out of Kate Moss’s party looking slighly like her when drunk off her a**? lol

  20. Boston Red says:

    Well that’s unfortunate! I wish I looked as hot as Abbey when I’m DOMA!