January 27th, 2010
Double Coiffure Debacle: David James and Marouane Fellaini
Image via Zimbio
Well, one possible explanation for why Portsmouth’s David James and and Everton’s Marouane Fellaini wear their hair as such: someone spit in their Cheerios.
Also, bald men never have bad hair days. Just a random thought.
Another random thought: Fellaini’s uni-brow never makes the news like his hair does. That’s the real crime against journalistic integrity.
All jokes aside, we would like to give a respectful head nod towards the Afro-wearing players who go natural and are proud to do so.
Honestly, if David James ever showed up to training rockin’ rough ‘n stuff with his afro puffs, we’d retire and move to the Bahamas. Because life would never get better than that.
Q: Who do you think works his ‘fro better?

My electricity suppliers keep sending me e-mails featuring Jamo and his ‘fro.
James gets the edge. Reminds me of Lenny Kravitz kinda w/out the piercings. lol
maybe i’m fricken biased but i think fellaini just has whatever you need to “rock” (for lack of a better word) a ‘fro. davis james is…. meh…..
David James. Most deffo.
Lady of Rage! Sweet!
David James, definitely. The other guy…well, I’ll be kind and not say anything else.
Love the photo of DJ!!! That devilish look in his eyes… You just know that he is up to *something*…
Boys, keep on rockin’ your ‘fros!
You’re right Kickette, the uni-brow is a much serious issue. It’s atrocious. Bosingwa’s is nothing compared to that. 0.o
David James is always interesting so he wins.
David James’ ‘fro means he takes up a wider surface area and there’s less chance of the ball passing through on goal. Good thinking.
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How dare you, kickettes, to say ANY bad word about Fellaini.
James looks like … ahem, but Marouane??
To my mind, he is completely gorgeous …
Fellaini is fugly. With or without the ‘fro, that will never change. DJ is a great looking man, so I’m pretending not to see that atrocious mop.
Perhaps David is planning on doing something really funky with his hair at the WC – braids with little English flags woven into them or something?