August 12th, 2009
Dreamland: Footballers in the Night
Kaka reflects on his narrow escape from our claustrophobic clutches. He looks much more relieved to be free than we would like. Image via AP Photo
Have you ever had a vivid dream about a footy player?
Pshht – of course you have.
We can strike Beckham (x5), Iker (x3) Sergio Ramos (x2) and Fernando Torres (x6) off the list for taking part in the evening adventures of our minds.
The other night, we had a completely unsexy (?) dream that we were stuck in a lift with the entire Real Madrid squad. Our completely ill-advised focus? We were angry that people were stepping on our good shoes. Kaka was at least seven feet tall. And definitely not lost.
We feel like we shared something special with the Brazilian superstar whilst getting elbowed by the unruly Guti. It was bonding via a lack of personal space.
Whilst we search our dream analysis literature, we want to know what footballers you’ve had drop by your subconscious for a visit in the middle of the night? We will require all the gory details.