August 20th, 2010
Dressed At Gunpoint 2: Gianluca & Valentina Zambrotta
Continuing our series of questioning the fash-choices of the rich, good-looking and fabulous because we’ve nothing better to do: here’s the sexy-as Zambro and wifey demonstrating what happens when held at gunpoint. Or, when heading for an audition as extras in the new film, When Blind Cowboys Go Shopping In The Dark, Now With Extra Ruffles & Reptilians!
they look funny…
valentina is very very nice!!!!!!!
It’s common knowledge that Zambro looks best sans clothing.
I think I had that same outfit for my Barbie in 1987. Wait! No! It was her kid sis Skipper’s! Not even an eight’s Barbie would be caught dead in that! All she needs is a side pony!
That’s repulsive!
ARG!!
my eyes are in pain right now..
sweet jesus (navas), thats revolting!
zambrotta seems like such a sweet guy, hmmm i bet his wife makes him dress like that and hes too nice to say 'hell woman, whats wrong with you?!'
Woaahhhh…i'm speachless…
The pics of ‘Dressed at Gunpoint’ are so infuriating! These people have so much money & they still look like fash disasters/tragedies! And why does it seem like to become a WAG you have to pass a university level curriculum in tackiness and plastic surgery! Who picks out the clothing for these people?! They need to be exiled from the lives of footballers.
At first glimpse I thought that was Celine Dion :s seriously
I maybe hallucinating..
From an Italian friend:
“You have to remember that all Milan footballers are outfitted by Armani, so they’re instantly fashion victims in a Miami gigolo sort of way.”
Hey! I live in Miami and only the tourists dress like that.
He needs to get out of that white monstrosity and back into his dolce underpants, pronto!
With the salary Silvio gives him, this seems about right.
What? Huh? Sorry missed the outfits as I zoomed in VERY closely to see the zipper situ. Oh Zambro were you in that much of a hurry?
Possible long pants tent girls?
No piece of clothing or shoe in this picture should have ever been made.
Did she get breast reduction?
They have the same face now.
i was wondering the same thing about her breasts,it looks like she has none now…
DWL. Lord PLEASE HELP THEM!
and THAT is why we need fashion police
Yeah i still prefer him in his trunks
Oh dear. Armani is crying.
Why? Why? WHY????????
There were heading to a fancy-dress ball, no? *terrified questioning look in the eyes*
If I had to guess, he was leaving Diddy's White Party and she just left the Hamptons Hoedown.
lol. I'll be honest, I don't think even Diddy would let him into his white party dressed like that. :/ Especially in those shoes.
Very true. I should have said he was turned away…
haha. Now THAT sounds about right.
I don't know what he was thinking with that outfit. OMG. :/
I want to give them a pass because they just look so happy with each other. Just as kryptonite sapped Superman of his strength, the happy has robbed me of the ability to be critical, haha.
is it just me or does she look like celine dion in this pic?
Jesus Christt!! I just can't believe that someone whould dress like that..
When bad clothes attack…..even attractive people look like dumps. I am stunned by this, sooo Jersey Shore. Barf!
Oh.my.
I'm not even sure where to begin. Oh yeah….the shop she got that from…close it DOWN.
He looks ridiculous, I can't decide what's worse, the see-through shirt or knee-holes on WHITE trousers. Ouch and I thought my headache was bad before. She should lose the ruffles and belt-stretchy-XL scrunchie around her waist and she'd look fine.
i will decide for you girl the knee holes are an absolute no no in any color especially on a guy.