April 4th, 2011
Dressed At Gunpoint: Coleen Rooney
Guess it had to happen at some point, Kickettes. We can count the number of times we’ve hated one of Coleen Rooney’s outfits on one hand. As you know, we usually love what she wears, but the dire dressage above is worth an entire hand of dislikes.
As we learned last week, the challenging world of jumpsuits is not for everyone and, Coleen’s Sea NY leopard print number is probably not for anyone. The tapered cut of the trousers and baggy-ness around her midsection do absolutely nothing for her visibly small body. Those who thought Col was on course for a stellar fashion weekend, which began with her sporting this adorable look at a Kylie Minogue concert on Friday, obviously thought wrong upon seeing this onesie monstrosity.
WAGs have a dubious history with animal print jumpsuits. Several fashion disasters in the same category lead us to believe that jumpsuits should be removed from the list of available options for WAG fashion. If you must wear a jumpsuit, we think the key is to make it look like you’re not wearing one. Stick to a solid color and make sure it’s fitted on either the top or the bottom. This lovely little number from L’Wren Scott does just the trick.