August 20th, 2010

Dressed At Gunpoint: Nani & Daniela Martins

Nani and Daniela Martins out for dinner at San Carlos in Manchester last night.

It’s one of those Fridays. You know the ones when the hangover has a hangover? As such, we’re predicting the quality of “news” today is likely to range from just above monkeys with typewriters to just below toddlers with scribble pads.

Moving on: we’re thinking of starting a new series for footballing couples that get dressed in the dark. Or possibly at gunpoint under severe threat of bodily harm.

Which leads us to Nani’s leather trousers.

And then quickly away from them. (We mentioned the pounding headaches and hangovers, yes?)

Much as we love this couple (we adore Daniela’s wagalicious and proud choices) - we have to brand them with our debut DAG stamp. Luckily, Nani & Dani are not alone in joining this elite group. More to come.

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24 Responses to “Dressed At Gunpoint: Nani & Daniela Martins”

  1. Sherry says:

    Her shirt looks like she spilt coke/puke all down it.

  2. Dael says:

    Please, please, please …… can you tell where Daniella's stunning shoes are from?????

  3. Liz says:

    where can i contact them? i'll be their stylist! lol

  4. Rachel S says:

    Love this new DAG concept, hilarious!

  5. aps says:

    I LIKE this new feature by the way Kickette. Great work.

  6. aps says:

    Someone needs to teach these ppl that just because it’s designer doesn’t make it good. He would have looked decent with just some dark jeans. Her on the other hand needs a whole makeover. Can’t believe she’s still around. Ugh.

  7. am so jelous i love nani he is gorgeous! x

  8. Dutch89 says:

    Omg the clothes are hideous yikes! but the dude reminds of the late Michael jackson before he turned white.

  9. They really do seem like a devoted couple (at least, she's hanging in there, and there's no rumours of skankocity). Waist up, they are fine. Waist down, EEEEKK! And Daniela, I'm a short-arse too, but I buy jeans with the correct inseam length. It's on the tag, if you look for it, sweetie.

  10. WagInTraining says:

    it's true what they say, isn't it? money really doesn't buy taste.

  11. Liv says:

    what were they thinking?" Somebody get them a mirror ASAP BEFORE IT HAPPEN AGAIN!

  12. KW says:

    Leather trousers went out of fashion when the ’80s ended, AND IT SHOULD STAY THAT WAY! *shakes head*

    Plus, Daniela looks like she spilt hot cocoa over herself

  13. Jo says:

    Wow. What a hot mess. I can’t stop staring at the trousers.

  14. Jamtart Heart says:

    On the one hand, I think Becks, Titi or Xabi Alonso should give remedial classes on how to dress, because they are consistently great looking when out in public. On the other…it's one of the more endearing things about 'ballers and WAGs, when they accidentally end up spending their money on truly awful clothing, haha.

    The severity of Nani's trouser situation can't really go unremarked, though. Those things…just aren't on.

  15. Cammie says:

    Did a stylist tell him those pants look good?

  16. Lulu Hen says:

    they both look tacky and silly!

  17. MissEstonia says:

    I have to admit that his is a lot worse than hers. All she needs to do is get rid of the ridiculous belt and find a different top that doesn't show her bra. Her hair is so beautiful! I wish I had hair like that, and she's got a great natural-makeup look. It's nice!

    HIs trousers…wtf happened?! Why not jeansss?! *smacks head against keyboard* Seriously dude.

  18. Jessie says:

    fashion fail, i was hoping he was single by now, but she's still around,lol

  19. Dee says:

    Is her shirt stained or is that part of the design???