July 14th, 2008

Dumped: Nereida is History

imageBelieve it Kickettes, it’s all our Christmases and birthdays rolled into one today.

We’ve just been told that Cristiano Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo – otherwise known affectionately by the masses as “whatsherface”. Well, okay we were the only ones to call her that but let’s not get caught up on details here.

Nereida lived the dream for several months, now we would hope she will hawk those C7 earrings in exchange for some therapy. She’s going to need it.

The Portuguese tabloid 24 horas says that C-Ron had gotten tired of all the gossip and press about Nereida’s past and their relationship.  Also, his mama hated her and felt she was a fame whore.  Gee, can’t think why.

Enjoy the rest of your Monday knowing Cristiano is single again. Hoochies and skanks across the globe, it may be your time to shine next.

Cheers CM!

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  48. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    I dont much care 4 C-Ron or whatsherface. x

  49. c9 says:

    Flights are pretty high from here but I will try my very best to make out to Mancland ASAP! Could I sleep on your couch MrsXabi? Now I return my to my previous ranting and screams of joy, for my Cris has finally seen the light….HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!

  50. louisquatorze says:

    He’s just going to go find another slutty looking/acting girlfriend, and you’re going to hate her too.

  51. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Finally!! Although now I'm just scared about what tramp he's going to go after next. Or maaaaybe, he'll finally realise c9 is the lady for him. Get your butt to Mancland c9!!

  52. Emily (Giggsy's Gal) says:

    Though I have a raging hate-on for C-Ron (sorry, c9), I’m glad to see that he binned the tramp. She is just a waste of skin, in my opinion. And I completely agree with the post that stated we haven’t heard the last from her. She’ll probably come out with some horrid tell-all book in the next year or so. :S

  53. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Finally!! Although now I’m just scared about what tramp he’s going to go after next. Or maaaaybe, he’ll finally realise c9 is the lady for him. Get your butt to Mancland c9!!

  54. Nelly says:

    Now this is FANTASTIC news!!! I am absolutely ecstatic! Completely made my day. It is about time really. Lets hope next time around he will choose a lady with some class. Wonder what Whatsherface's reaction was. Hey, maybe there is a chance that Cristano will be going to Madrid if he didn't want to be with someone that has slept with his perhaps, future, teammate. Well, this has to be the best decision Cristiano has made in a long time. Maybe being that he can't perform his regualr activites with her (i.e. sex) because of his ankle and the fact that he needed to rest to recover, well, they finally acturally got a chance to actually do what normal couples do, you girls know, get to know each other by talking. I guess this helped him realze that she does not have much of a brain, and perhaps was not good at anything other than sex. Poor girl, even though I was not fond of her, I feel sorry for her. Here she was, living her Cinderalla dream. Too bad, so sad, the clock had to strike midnight. Don't feel too sorry for her though, she seems to get around, and probably has already moved on. What's the morale of this story? MOMMY KNOWS BEST! Thanks MOM!!!

  55. LynxKitten says:

    He’ll pick up another trashy female at a club in a day. I hate him anyway :P

  56. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Woot woot! I won! *Glows with pride* I second you Ella. Hehehe

  57. lose that girl says:

    REALLY? Is this true?! I think we should make this a statutory holiday! Ding dong, the witch is dead!!! Yay!!

    Where’s C9? Probably off celebrating!

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  58. The Fourth Official says:

    Moongirl, you are SO right. I had a really nice relationship ruined because the mama didn't like me. Can't understand why. ;-)

  59. AJ says:

    24 horas isn't the most reliable of sources so I'm gonna reserve judgement on this one but if true, hilarious. It sounds like someone got used for some vacation booty and then promptly dumped when no longer needed.

  60. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Woot woot! I won! *Glows with pride* I second you Ella. Hehehe

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  62. Erin says:

    Too bad. Those two trash monsters totally deserved each other. Christiano is so vile.

  63. FootballerChick43 - says:

    You know, I'm not at a C-Ron fan at all, but I'm really kind of glad for him. I guess so much negative flying around out there because of a relationship does put a damper on it. And its kind of sweet that it talked about his mother. That made me smile a little bit.

  64. Erin says:

    If he really did dump her, then I think we can expect to see a sex tape on the internet within a couple of weeks. It will have been "stolen" from her house and she will be oh so upset because it was "private".

  65. Rusty, aka Frau Clem says:

    I thought they deserved each other as well, as I think he's as skanky as she is, but IF they've indeed broken up, I'm happy for them both :)

  66. Avenath says:

    Damn it!…think i went for July 31…well, congrats to the correct predictors…i hope and pray this all means we don’t need to see whoreida again…EVER!…bet you he’ll be limping around town with some other skank by tomorrow though..

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  77. He’s so good looking and apparently not stuck up at all a lot of people have been saying hes got a heart of gold.

  78. LENA says:

    i love you cristiano…you are very handsome and hot!i hope you to come here to Greece for vocation.im’waiting for you.you are the best,as a football player and as a man.

  79. Lena says:

    oh my God…..i can’t believ it.it’s perfect to know that cristiano has broken up with that bitch…yes sheis a slut.sorry but that’s the truth

  80. Lil' says:

    So it was announed on the 14th, French national day,a few weeks after the end of the euro, just after being on holidays with her, just what he has done with merche, no?

  81. julie says:

    I do hope this is true. Just read on the SUN website that she said that the break up is all nonsense and they are very much together!
    whether she’s telling the truth or she’s hanging on the last strings of the little fame she got, who knows?

  82. Alex says:

    The thing is… he seemed genuinely happy when they were together, an so did she. I was kind of hoping they’d defy all predictions and remained together for a long time.

  83. T says:

    okay…i am happy. sort of.

    Yes she was a bit hoe-ish..but at least he was being skanky with one women instead of 3!  I would like to ask my future mother in-law, wile he waits for me, would she rather have him paying for it…then getting it for free???i dont know i’m kinda torn on this one.  I did like the fact that she was curvy and not just sticks and bones.

  84. Ella says:

    And Hanukkah and Eid ul-Fitr and the starts of sales during the summer! Halle-fucking-lujah! I really don’t care that I missed the date, as long as it’s over…

  85. cielykaye says:

    oh, i miss my pundit by 23 days. all the same i’m ecstatic…

  86. Theresa says:

    Yay at last she is out of the picture:) that is such good news… It is a comforting thought that cr7 opted for a curvy girl and he seemed to be loyal while they were together but she was trashy and fame hungry. I would love to him to be with me:) but realisticly he deserves someone not as slutty or materialist.

  87. . says:

    I think the Ramos thing was the main problem. Shame. They looked good together and I quite like Nereida. I much rather read about these two then Shrek and his missus.

  88. Ms-NMMc says:

    Chuffed! But on the down side he'll go out and find another trashy whore. He'll realise in a few years time.

  89. aristeia says:

    Huh, I thought they were perfect for each other. Both a hot mess.

  90. mistresschristina says:

    FINALLY! What's the word, kickettes, will you miss a link in every article written about them to the evidence of her failed modeling past? I think my eyes will welcome the respite from staring at her wonky tits.

  91. Becca says:

    Best News Ive Heard All Week! I was soo happy when i read this. wernt it to do with Ramos? Call Me Cristiano ;) haha

  92. Man_UTDLovaMwahxx says:

    well…bout tym am not being bitchy buh as fan of c-ron i think she was all wrong for him. he is a mummies boy and wateva his mum says goes!!!! mum noes bst RITE??????????? something bout her was not rite buh yh….thnk fuk 4 dat….

  93. HoneyBee says:

    Oh I have never been more happy to be wrong about the date.Congratulations to the worthy winner.TFO Mums are tough to win over,especially if they only have one son! I guess we should sent a thank you note to Ramos,and 100& alcohol to wash up.But he will soon find another whore and the games will begin again.

  94. The Fourth Official says:

    According to the pool over at the community, Malin is closest with a guess of July 8 (Kickette, do you know the date that the tabloid published the story?), and Lil is right there with a guess of July 15. Congrats to the lucky winners . . . not sure what you win, except perhaps fleeting fame.

  95. RedGirl (Mrs. Casill says:

    Remember we made a bet about the dates when she'll get dumped?? Who got the closest one??

  96. DC says:

    so, not really much of a big C-Ron fan but it was damn time. i wonder who'll be next. go get him c9!

  97. cheska_so_fierce says:

    awww… i seriously thought these 2 attention whores deserved each other. whatevs. i swear this is my last comment on something related to that whoreida woman whether they broke up or not.

  98. Nelly says:

    AJ-if that is true, well, what can we do. Perhaps she is trying to milk the break up for all its worth.

  99. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    My god that was a lovely present…come back from holiday and find that whopper of a post! Well, whilst i'm glad she has gone i wait in anticipation as to which tramp he dates next! Well, lets just say he can't do much worse than her!

  100. AJ says:

    Hate to be the bearer of (possible) bad news but she's was questioned while walking down a street in Mallorca today and she claims that the break up is 'ridiculous' and that they're still together. Could be just a desperate attempt to keep attention on herself, though.

  101. Moongirl says:

    Its been proven time and time again, if mummy doesn't like you your history! Good to see he's finally seen sense although I supose now we'll have to endure pics of him with a succession of skantily clad women for the next few weeks/months!!!

  102. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    I am in tears of joy!!!!, yes!! I am not a big fan ohf C-Ron either, but Nereida was really inauspicious! yay!.. damn I predict august 11…!

  103. carly says:

    Whoreida is not the kind that will disappear into oblivion gently. This is definitely not the last we'll hear from her. I expect very, very nasty things to come in the next few months. Gah.

  104. TammyV says:

    I agree with Carly.. I bet the story of her and THE RAMOS had to hurt her a lot. No guy wants to be slopy seconds, especially to a rival

  105. LoveLamps says:

    Oh well. At least some men can dump their whorish evil women. Yes Frank I'm talking to you. Congrats c9 and best of luck now that your man is back on the market!

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  106. Ella says:

    Well, he’ll just go out and find something similar to this in a few weeks (hours?) time. I think he should go for Ollalla.

  107. El Nino Roweno says:

    Finally! He has seen sense, well his mammy has (:

  108. FLORE says:

    He’s very young, although you can’t question his footie talent he still has much to learn.

  109. PlavaDiva says:

    I don’t think he left her cause she was wild n stuff, my guess, he caght some disease from her, and said, “ok, she slept with all those guys, did this and that, but she dared to mess with the health of My sexy body”, and it was over

  110. cristina_juve says:

    hahahahahaha! finally.

  111. Vlada says:

    That’s too bad, she was perfect for him. I bet the Manchester working girls had a toast and are waiting anxiously for a booking.

  112. marymary says:

    It doesn’t surprise me. evryone disliked this chick so much.

  113. Brandy says:

    It’s about bloody time!!! What took him so long?! Think of all the Euro skank opportunities he must have passed up on for her…. not to mention the post-tourney vacay poonany. I’m sorry, I get vulgar when I am happy lol :) Can’t wait for her to sell her story and get some dirty deets on him :)

  114. Paris says:

    Yessssssssssss this is a dream day first I find out that Nando could be in the Finest 5 and now C-Ron has dumped that tramp!

  115. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    I am in tears of joy!!!!, yes!! I am not a big fan ohf C-Ron either, but Nereida was really inauspicious! yay!.. damn I predict august 11…!

  116. carly says:

    Whoreida is not the kind that will disappear into oblivion gently. This is definitely not the last we’ll hear from her. I expect very, very nasty things to come in the next few months. Gah.

  117. TammyV says:

    I agree with Carly.. I bet the story of her and THE RAMOS had to hurt her a lot. No guy wants to be slopy seconds, especially to a rival