July 14th, 2008
Dumped: Nereida is History
We’ve just been told that Cristiano Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo – otherwise known affectionately by the masses as “whatsherface”. Well, okay we were the only ones to call her that but let’s not get caught up on details here.
Nereida lived the dream for several months, now we would hope she will hawk those C7 earrings in exchange for some therapy. She’s going to need it.
The Portuguese tabloid 24 horas says that C-Ron had gotten tired of all the gossip and press about Nereida’s past and their relationship. Also, his mama hated her and felt she was a fame whore. Gee, can’t think why.
Enjoy the rest of your Monday knowing Cristiano is single again. Hoochies and skanks across the globe, it may be your time to shine next.