June 11th, 2010
Dutch Masters: The 5 Hottest World Cup Players From The Netherlands
Image via Reuters
You’ve got to give it to The Netherlands: they take a colour most of us would shy away from in the shops (neon orange) and make it the “it” shade to wear. Granted, the physical stats of the boys wearing the bright Oranje kits are so visually appealing, it’s hard to remain objective, but there you have it.
The Dutch have a real chance this year, with an ace squad who aren’t afraid to get dirty. So put your dry cleaners on speed dial and check out our top 5 hottest Dutch players in the World Cup.
Where else would RVP go but at the top of our “Definite Must-Do’s” list? He’s a fabu player, he gives good short-tent, his hair often resembles a duck’s bottom, and he’s a doting daddy. He also does a mean pole dance.
Nigel may be a tad on the pocket-sized stature list, but that doesn’t stop his sex-appeal. The 25-year-old Manchester City midfielder has that bad-arse kind of look to him that so many of us at the HQ need and want in our lives.
Ibrah is 24 and has played his entire career in Eindhoven for PSV and was recently on the radar for Arsenal, Juve, HSV and Barca. He’s Dutch-Moroccan, proving yet again, that a combination of things = the best things (peanut butter and chocolate, strawberries and cream, champagne and daily life).
FYI, Ibrahim may be rumoured to be dating a Playboy playmate, but he’s still a bit of a shy boy at heart. Oh, and we’ve been told by a skilled observer that his skin is smooth enough for him to moonlight for Olay.
A defender who often plays right back, Gregory van der Wiel makes fireworks go off whenever he removes his shirt. We’re not kidding. That’s the sign of a true ab-skilled professional.
Greg’s got a reputation as a bit of a troublemaker and was part of a recent Twitter scandal, (tweeting a photo while out getting his swerve on at a Lil’ Wayne concert when he was supposed to be kicking a ball around.) Nev mind. When Cash Money calls, you gotta answer.