September 25th, 2012

EA Sports: Giving Good Shillin’

Image: Facebook, kicktv.

Let’s be clear. When footie computer games start offering incentives for drunken flirtbags like us to play (shirt removal, ‘proper’ manlove celebrations, dressing room camera access), our office uptake will increase exponentially.

MLS soccer players hot glasses geek launch video gameAlternatively, the company shilling the product can just invite one of the hottest players ever to walked the hallowed turf (say, Heath Pearce) to a launch, put him in a vintage Mickey Mouse sweater and get our mates over at KICKTV to chase him through lilac lighting with a cameraphone.

EA, you have excelled yourselves. Can you hear that? It’s the sound of a thousand heels on concrete as the Kickette faithful stampede towards you to buy whatever you’re selling.

 

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6 Responses to “EA Sports: Giving Good Shillin’”

  1. Alternatively, the company shilling the product can just invite one of the hottest players ever to walked the hallowed turf

  2. Carolina says:

    I WANT IT!! I WANT IT!!

  3. Sergz says:

    I know it's just a linguistic difference but the word "soccer" irritates me to no end.

  4. savannah says:

    **sighhhh** so hot!

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  6. Jayy says:

    Wahoo, work it Heath!!
    Sorry, had to say that :P