November 30th, 2010
El Clasico: Ignoring The Obvious (Sort Of)
Images: Google, Daylife.
Aah, Tuesday. The sun is not shining, the birds that haven’t migrated for the winter are barely chirping, and we’re thankful to have survived another El Clasico. More importantly, we were fortunate (or unfortunate, depending on how you look at it) to be out of Sergio’s harmful/less way.
Here’s us stating the obvious: there was not enough nekkidness.
Here’s us ignoring the obvious: watching the Spanish slapiesta that ensued was like reading Kanye West’s tweets.
It’s moments like these that make us crave melodious harmonies and jazzercise ballads from the 80′s. So, without further ado, here’s what was on our iHome replay following El Clasico, Part I.
We know this makes less sense than Guti’s collection of vests, but when we get that feeling, we want sexual healing. And this game offered none of that. Did we say that already? Yea, we’re bitter.
1. Let’s Get Physical – The Ramos™
Being all shovey, shovey should get no lovey, lovey, but in some of our staff’s books, angry Andalusians gets them hot and bothered.
2. Whip My Hair – Carles Puyol
He whipped it. He whipped it real good. Probably not on his own accord, but we couldn’t resist. [Images: Google, AFP]
3. Celebration – Barcelona FC
Barcelona obviously had good times during their 5 – nil romp, and Puyol may have gotten pregnant in the process. David Villa described the win as a “triumph of style” and Pep Guardiola’s side was ultimately too much for the Madridistas to handle. Regardless of your squad allegiance, though, we all have to admit that Gerard Pique’s turtleneck under armour and knee high socks have got to go. [Images: Google, Getty Images]
Kudos to the Blaugranas among us on a well-deserved victory. If the euphoria hasn’t subsided since yesterday for either side of Kickette’s Spanish borders, consider this your clean comment warning. Those out of line, disrespectful or using foul language not previously mentioned in this post will be removed.