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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Elen Rives: Cat Lady

Category: Fashion, WAG Watch, WTF Files

Elen Rives at Sketch in London

Single ladies concerned about the years pressing on and your life ending up a series of drinking cider, peeking out at the failing youth of today from behind your net curtains and keeping up a regular feeding schedule for one of your 40 cats:

Elen Rives is here to give you back your power.

Don’t fear being a cat lady. Embrace it.

Or, alternatively, just gaze at the Hello Kitty madness that is her coat and enjoy Elen’s sense of humour – she is at the 35th anniversary celebration of the much-loved brand at Sketch in London, after all.

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46 Responses to “Elen Rives: Cat Lady”

  1. Julia says:
    November 3, 2009 at 11:46

    Even without that hideous coat she would look… hmm. Confused. I mean, hello, those shoes are just. They’re just. Unacceptable.

  2. Mau says:
    November 1, 2009 at 10:55

    never understood this woman…..

  3. becca (mrs lampard!) says:
    October 31, 2009 at 18:51

    I dont care where is.
    This is unacceptable.
    and this is exactly the reason why shes an ‘EX’

  4. Ines del Sol says:
    October 30, 2009 at 19:47

    Kickette, you scared me

  5. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:
    October 30, 2009 at 10:49

    That is just… wow. Wow, Elen, wow.

    The woman is insane. Hilarious, nice sense of humor, but… that’s insanity. I think Luna and Isla would have liked it, though, lol.

  6. Gigi Neville-Brown says:
    October 30, 2009 at 10:29

    Frank is nothing without his crazy, little Spaniard.

  7. Malin ("Mrs Fernando Torres" If I may) says:
    October 30, 2009 at 06:19

    Haha! It’s quite funny though. But all I cant see is that the dress looks, err, from what I can see, somewhat decent. If she had lost the tights and picked prettier shoes, this could have been a funny, quirky outfit. Now it looks all weird in my opinion.

    She tries so hard! Always gets it wrong.

  8. TB says:
    October 30, 2009 at 03:04

    Coat, tights, shoes, blah blah blah, it’s all been said. I can’t believe no one has spotted the giant, glaring SPOT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FOREHEAD. I feel as if I’ve stared upon a triclops.

  9. Avenath says:
    October 30, 2009 at 00:33

    Since it’s Halloween week and all, i’ll accept this, Elen….just this once…

  10. Eternal Dreamer says:
    October 30, 2009 at 00:26

    As much as I’ve rolled my eyes at her “fashion sense” in the past, I think this is all in fun. This outfit in particular screams “quirky person who doesn’t care about what’s in fashion” – she just wears what she wants! It makes me feel like she is not a pretentious person and knows how to have a laugh.

    • Lana says:
      October 30, 2009 at 04:06

      Can’t agree with “quirky person who doesn’t care about what’s in fashion”. Elen always tries to wear trends that “in fashion” and copies looks from magazine and runway. She wants to be fashionista so much, but always gets it wrong and looks like this.

  11. Mariam says:
    October 29, 2009 at 23:26

    ew, ew, ew! and look at her shoes. yuck. i don’t care what anniversary it is, it this is never okay. why can’t she do what kimora does and just wear diamond hello kitty stuff?

  12. lina supernova says:
    October 29, 2009 at 23:19

    love her soooo much…..
    I wish she got back together with frank…. >.<

  13. Susie says:
    October 29, 2009 at 22:46

    Gracias, Kickette.

    I missed Elen.

  14. sweet_dreamz says:
    October 29, 2009 at 21:39

    WOT.IS.THIS

    This kind of stuff works on Gaga…but I don’t even know about…THIS!

  15. Elise says:
    October 29, 2009 at 19:55

    She’s kidding, right? Right? Because otherwise…. wow.

  16. Dirty Tackle » Blog Archive » More links! says:
    October 29, 2009 at 17:38

    [...] I think it’s a good thing Frank Lampard split from Elen Rives. Uh…yeah. [Kickette] [...]

  17. bayarea says:
    October 29, 2009 at 17:14

    Forget about the coat… it’s funny. But the red dress, brown belt, grey tights, purple “shoes” — did she get dressed in the dark?

  18. Lamps' babe says:
    October 29, 2009 at 15:54

    There is only one good thing in this pic: the coat.

  19. Lose That Girl says:
    October 29, 2009 at 15:27

    At least Elen has a sense of humour…

    I think it’s funny. It’s obvious that she wouldn’t wear this get-up under normal circumstances.

  20. Boston Red says:
    October 29, 2009 at 15:08

    Oh FFS…. maybe she did it to get a giggle out of her girls?

  21. The Fourth Official says:
    October 29, 2009 at 14:55

    Jesus H. Christ . . .

  22. MrsC says:
    October 29, 2009 at 14:42

    elen is about one cuddly toy short of hiring a photographer and stalking frank on his next evening out, isn’t she?

  23. Danika says:
    October 29, 2009 at 14:31

    Those sandals are by Marni.And because this is like the 3rd Marni outfit and looked ugly in all of them(including the one she copied entirely from Vogue) makes me think she read that article that talks about the fact that only a true fashionista wear difficult brands like Marni, Prada, Westwood!

    • Susie says:
      October 29, 2009 at 22:44

      I love Vivienne Westwood and dont find her clothes “difficult”. They seem to work for Kate Moss!!!

      (Personaly, I would take any of V. Westwood’s clothes/accessories over some of the stuff certain WAGs like to barely cover themselves with!)

      Loooove Elen too.

      I dont think she is clueless when it comes to fashion….she just doesnt care and thats refreshing.

      Where as Victoria Beckham is a willing fashion martyr who looks unhappy 99% of the time, Elen strikes me as someone with a sense of humor and who just wants to enjoy life, no regrets.

      Bless her and those ugly shoes. :)

  24. Football Links: Guti’s finger, Liverpool’s next winger and more » Who Ate all the Pies says:
    October 29, 2009 at 14:17

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  25. Lala says:
    October 29, 2009 at 14:12

    I LOVE IT! Mostly because I love Hello Kitty… Gotta love Elen, she obviously has a great a sense of humor (but no fashion sense). Agree with all, the shoes are hideous.

  26. HiL says:
    October 29, 2009 at 14:01

    ok. this is weird.

  27. Kristen (Mrs. Sebastian Rudy) says:
    October 29, 2009 at 13:38

    I love Hello Kitty, but this is just tacky. :S

  28. LoveLamps says:
    October 29, 2009 at 13:08

    She keeps reminding us all why she is no longer with Frank.

  29. Kleon says:
    October 29, 2009 at 12:45

    Oh my god! I love Hello Kitty stuff but this is too much and… WTF are those shoes???

  30. carly says:
    October 29, 2009 at 12:28

    :-O

    This can’t be for real.

  31. Ella says:
    October 29, 2009 at 12:24

    She makes the world a much tackier, more entertaining place. For the record, there are much less humiliating ways to celebrate Hello Kitty.

  32. Sarah says:
    October 29, 2009 at 12:20

    Thank God for Elen Rives. Who else could amuse us so much??

  33. Kate says:
    October 29, 2009 at 12:09

    OH… MY… GOD… she didn’t. Yes, she did…

  34. Lana says:
    October 29, 2009 at 12:08

    Just desperate attention seeker
    But LMAO, it made my day

  35. Anna(Frau Neuer) says:
    October 29, 2009 at 12:06

    OH NOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Elen just made my day! Hideous shoes, but I don’t think any other wag could pull that outfit off! Here I am wishing Lamps and her would ger back together lol.

  36. shay says:
    October 29, 2009 at 12:02

    She looks like a total idiot.

  37. Kate says:
    October 29, 2009 at 11:55

    GAGA DID IT FIRST

  38. tammyv says:
    October 29, 2009 at 11:51

    GOD I LOVE HER! (Hate her shoes)