July 12th, 2007

Elen Changes the Locks

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Elen Rives, fiancee and mother to Frank Lampard’s children is reportedly changing the locks on their London flat after the Vegas tales of scandal and ho-dom (or in simpler terms, Frank’s
Skanky Ho-chasing Ass Behaviour) were published.

Since the story went public, Elen hasn’t been seen wearing her engagement ring, and the Daily Mail says she’s been sorting Frank’s clothes into throw away piles and put the word out to him that the locks will be changed upon his return from pre-season training in LA. 

One of the many frequently available sources said:

“She went berserk when she saw the newspapers and she’s wasted no time in making Frank look and feel stupid about what he is said to have done. She is claiming she is going to change the locks at the house so that he can’t get in. She is trying to frighten him and make him feel bad.“

imageTake note of the key words, “trying to frighten him”.  In other words, shes. not. leaving.  The gravy train is still in the station. 

The Sun says Elen told a cousin in Spain, “At the moment everything is fine — we are not splitting up. But Frank is in the last chance saloon.”

Correction, the gravy train is not scheduled to go on any form of a journey at any time soon.

Side note: what more needs to happen, if this situation has only put Frank in the “last chance saloon”?

The couple’s youngest daughter, Isla, is just seven weeks old, and though we’ve never been a big Elen Rives fan, we would happily give Frank a drop kick with our Manolo’s on her behalf. Then again, with the state of her hormones at the moment, she might be up for doing that herself.

One can dream.

Link: Elen- It’s Frank’s Last Shot
Link: Lampard’s Fiance Changes The Locks

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11 Responses to “Elen Changes the Locks”

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  2. LoveLamps says:

    For the record, I was not the woman in the photos (DAMN!).  But it’s just a matter of time Elen.  Start packing sister!  I’m moving into that house!

  3. nosey says:

    franks probaly to gd 4 er anyway

  4. llozza says:

    i do agree wiv becca dat y shud she changed da loks cos he bought da house. if she wanted to prove a point cant she stay with er mum 4 a bit to make frank feel sorry

  5. Becca says:

    Franks Be A Naghty Boy. But I Can See Where She Is Coming From. They Have Kids To Think About. But Its Not Really Fair To Change The Locks For The House ‘Coz He The One That Brought It Anyway


  6. tammyv says:

    Oh Elen, lets be honest if you were kicking his ass to the curb, it would have been well before now.  Oh and techically, when it is his house, you CAN’T kick his ass to the curb.

  7. sandra says:

    ohhh,why doesn’t she just dump him??

  8. carly says:

    She’s been sorting his clothes into piles? What happened to throwing things through the window? Much more exciting, Elen!

    Frank will only leave the “last chance saloon” when he marries her – after the deal is done, then she’ll consider throwing him out. Why do I even bother with these stories?

  9. iT_GiRL says:

    seriously, what is it going to take for her to dump him? i mean she doesn’t really need to marry him to get some money… she’s got two kids.. child support checks =]

  10. uneditedmara says:

    Ellen has thought her plan through. Frank might stuff his sausage somewhere else, provided that the paps are also in the dark. In the meantime, she shall distract herself with diapers and diamonds before the pre-nup is signed and the deal is sealed.

  11. Portia says:

    Did she pay for the house?  Probably not, how are you gonna change the locks on a house that doesn’t belong to you? I don’t think that’ll do much either way.  Of course she’s not leaving him.  After all, he is her meal ticket.  Child support would give her some money, but not as much as staying with flighty Frank would.