July 12th, 2007
Elen Changes the Locks
Elen Rives, fiancee and mother to Frank Lampard’s children is reportedly changing the locks on their London flat after the Vegas tales of scandal and ho-dom (or in simpler terms, Frank’s
Skanky Ho-chasing Ass Behaviour) were published.
Since the story went public, Elen hasn’t been seen wearing her engagement ring, and the Daily Mail says she’s been sorting Frank’s clothes into throw away piles and put the word out to him that the locks will be changed upon his return from pre-season training in LA.
One of the many frequently available sources said:
“She went berserk when she saw the newspapers and she’s wasted no time in making Frank look and feel stupid about what he is said to have done. She is claiming she is going to change the locks at the house so that he can’t get in. She is trying to frighten him and make him feel bad.“
Take note of the key words, “trying to frighten him”. In other words, shes. not. leaving. The gravy train is still in the station.
The Sun says Elen told a cousin in Spain, “At the moment everything is fine — we are not splitting up. But Frank is in the last chance saloon.”
Correction, the gravy train is not scheduled to go on any form of a journey at any time soon.
Side note: what more needs to happen, if this situation has only put Frank in the “last chance saloon”?
The couple’s youngest daughter, Isla, is just seven weeks old, and though we’ve never been a big Elen Rives fan, we would happily give Frank a drop kick with our Manolo’s on her behalf. Then again, with the state of her hormones at the moment, she might be up for doing that herself.
One can dream.