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Gosh she is ugly……Frank, really, this situation has reached the point were isnt funny anymore.
I agree with Sarah she does look very manly, particularly her legs in those flat boots. I like the purple but wearing a polo just makes her look like she has no neck! Another bad fashion choice Elen!
Is she going horse-riding? She looks old. I don’t mind the bottom part of the photo, but the blazer is cringe-worthy.
she looks so old! and the jacket isn’t working x_x
No. Elen. No. Frankie love, it's time to explore other options…
I do like the colour of her sweater. The jacket is just cringe-worthy.
The blazer is tooooo long and the purple turtleneck is the wrong color. Which is what most everyone else said, haha. Why can’t we get paid to help?
I hate the look honestly
Yuck! The boots should have a heel on them, the jacket should just be burned. Oh dear Elen.
Does this women do anything like ummm work or does she just bitch and complain about frank's cheating, take HIS keys and also spend his money. I can not stand this woman I do not like anything about her she needs to move on with someone who will treat her with more respect.
Gosh she is ugly……Frank, really, this situation has reached the point were isnt funny anymore.
Is she going horse-riding? She looks old. I don’t mind the bottom part of the photo, but the blazer is cringe-worthy.
Dreamgirl posted on 10.06.08 at 08:48pm No one can possibly have a permanent fashion trauma like Elen. I think she just does it to guarantee herself a regular spot on the Kickette main page. agreed
I feel bad for saying this, but I really thought she was a man at first glance.
soz lamps but isnt it timw u left her! god only knows wat he sees in this ugly grumpy glory hunting money eater!!!!
theres so many betta ppl in the world! include me!!!:D:D:D:D
Short girls should wear things that dont “dwarf” them. The look would be cute if the jacket was cut for someone her size, its too long and makes her torso dissapear. The ridding boots are dead ugly and make her legs look stumpy. Id have gone for heels. The purple and the jeans are nice though.
Still hating the highlights. They dont go with her complexion and make her look old.
Morena e melhor <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Blazer: too long for my taste.
Boots: ready to go horse-riding.
Jeans: not bad.
Face: arrrrrgh! *runs away and stumbles over a chair*
That jacket!! So wrong!
Its not pantomine season yet urgh
The jeans and boots look nice together, but the blazer is too long and I think a more earth-toned shirt would've looked better.
I Hate Elen Rives How Can She Look And Dress Like That And Still Be With Frank Lampard, Of All People. Standards Are Slipping…
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW OLD SHE IS? She looks so old,drained out,and I have never seen a great picture of her.Totally doesn't deserve Lamps(unlike me)!:-) No idea what Frank sees in her-she obviously proves that money can't buy good taste but it can buy advices of people who have it.
What in the hell is wrong with this woman? She ALWAYS looks horrible. Even the most clueless luck out occasionally. There's never a reprieve from hideous fashion with this one. I did see pics of her over the summer and her body is fantastic. That must keep Frank going. Just strip her and keep a bag over her head, Frankie.
It just dawned on me.She dresses like this on purpose so she'll always be on the main page where we can scaggle her.Don't worry, Elen, hun, hate you too! *kisses*
will someone please tell me why my frank is still with this thing?!?!
It vexes me when she wears things that I would wear..I think the outfit is adorible minus the purple turtleneck which is the wrong neckline for the jacket, plus you know it's purple, but other then that..I like.
As ltg said, this is just very unfortunate. It would take a proportionately small amount of Frank's money to buy this woman the assistance of a personal shopper or fashion stylist. Because…damn.
This isn't fabulous but… it isn't the worst thing I've ever seen her wear. Perhaps she took the whole "menswear" trend a bit too far but… its not terrible. The boots aren't bad, the jeans aren't bad. That might have once been Frank's blazer. The turtle neck would have looked better in a lighter, less "I'm gonna eat your face off" color. The belt? No. I cannot vouch any farther for a woman wearing a "I'm a cowboy" belt. So… today Elen Rives's outfit says… "I'm a cowboy who's gonna eat your face off in a manly manner."
Very unfortunate. The whole thing…just ugh. It's Monday, Kickette ….why? WHY? I need to be cheered up, not depressed!lose that girl blog
No one can possibly have a permanent fashion trauma like Elen. I think she just does it to guarantee herself a regular spot on the Kickette main page.
I particularly enjoy her bedazzled cell phone. Once you hit age 18, anything bedazzled just looks inappropriate.
Oh Elen. The jacket is awful. Just change the jacket into a cute little cropped one and I think we’de have a winner here. Love the purple though!
It vexes me when she wears things that I would wear..I think the outfit is adorible minus the purple turtleneck which is the wrong neckline for the jacket, plus you know it’s purple, but other then that..I like.
Just because I have limited Internet access, there is simply no excuse Kickette for posting pictures of Evil Elen! She scares everyone, not just me!