August 28th, 2007

Elen Rives: Environmentally Friendly

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Some women change their hairstyles, others take a key and drag it along the side of their man’s motor. The choices for taking your anger out on a cheating spouse are numerous and limited only by imagination.

Elen Rives, mum of two and fianceĆ© to Frank Lampard, has apparently found a strategy she uses for dealing with his ‘away’ play: she gives all her designer gear to the local charity shops in Chelsea. She’s doing her part for the environment, and throwing a strop at the same time. It’s multi-tasking, it’s bitter and it’s green.

imageElen recently gave away thousands of pounds worth of clothing including YSL trousers and Jimmy Choo Shoes after Frank’s infamous Vegas fling with a mystery brunette.

This lines up with what we’ve been hearing about Elen’s frequent trips to the Red Cross on Kings Road – but apparently it’s not just clothes, it’s jewellery too, and it happens every time they have a big fight or he gets caught with another woman.

Once they’ve kissed and made up, Frank stocks Elen’s closet up again, like any decent multi-millionaire should, and all is well.

This might explain why Elen’s clothing choices are so random. And uncute. Let this be a lesson to us all: shopping whilst hopping mad about the skank and your future hubby doing the nasty on a blackjack table is never a good look.

Another important lesson for Ms Rives to learn. Menfolk are replaceable. Choos are for life.

Link: Yves Ho For Elen’s Top Togs

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22 Responses to “Elen Rives: Environmentally Friendly”

  1. It’s not a bad idea giving away clothes instead of giving away the man of your life. Why not try camping..that should help ease the tension (if there are any) is relaxing and peaceful in the mountains.

  2. So Elen, what exactly do you see in multi millionaire footballer Frank Lampard..

  3. I was hoping he would have Frank Lampard III. At least this Football player is with the mother of his children, unlike the American Footballer Tom Brady who’s got a pregnant ex and rumoured to be marrying another. Good for the Lampards.

  4. Its surprising that so many people focus only on the kids, and forget that they were a couple before they were parents.

  5. There have been both implicit and explicit references to a right to water in public international law.

  6. The difference between animals and humans is that animals change themselves for the environment, but humans change the environment for themselves

  7. Gina says:

    I think we’ve finally solved the mystery of where Colleen McL is getting those outfits from! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  8. LoveLamps says:

    How stupid is this woman?  She has the most beautiful man in the world and she does ridiculously dumb things like give away clothes and change the locks when he cheats.  PLEASE!  Dump him and not the clothes!  PS – Frank, as soon as she gets a real brain and dumps you, CALL ME!

  9. Becca says:

    Come On Tammy… Lets Go Buy Some Clothes <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  10. brandy says:

    See, now this is one of the reasons why Frank is not, and should not be in the Finest Five. Asshole works for some people (e.g. Cristiano Ronaldo) but on engaged/married men, it is GROSS. Um, hello, how about a little respect for the woman who threw her body out of whack to have your 2 children?! You know you are a public figure, why would you submit the woman you supposedly love and the mother of your children to this public embarrassment? It’s hard enough when the whole world doesn’t know that your soon to be hubby is out gettin’ some strange…
    For shame Frank – seriously. You are a major (insert vulgar word of choice here). And a loser. And a poor excuse of a man.

    That said, I wish I was at that Charity Shop that morning she came in so I could swipe up those 2nd hand Choos for a few quid. Local girls, it’s time to camp out in front of the store and wait patiently… rain be damned!

  11. carly says:

    I think it was good for her, a bit of late-summer cleansing, giving away things is good for the soul and bad for Frank’s wallet.

  12. Becca says:

    Oh No.. What Has She Gone And Done.. This Is Unheard Of In The WAG World. Im Ashamed Of Her.. But At Least She Might Of Got Rid Of Her FUGLY Red Tin Foil Dress…

  13. Anna says:

    oh, god, i love the recent crazyness with this two…her plan just has NO logic. it’s like one big train wreck.

    hm, has frankie joined the man-bag club (a la cristiano)? because that overnighter is actually nice looking.

  14. tammyv says:

    What is more distrubing then making your poor Choos orphans is the fact that Lamps is wearing a shirt that has dueling manparts in 3-D with the word “bang”  WTF is wrong with that kid?

  15. Tres Bien says:

    She’s such a slapper!  But it is another way to get a whole new wardrobe for the fall/winter.  You would think that she wouldn’t be clamoring for closet space, seeing as they just moved into their estate in Surrey.

    (I kid!  I kid!)

  16. Jamie says:

    No no no. It’s “keep the clothes and give the man away”. Not “give away the clothes and your self respect to keep the man”. She’s got it all backwards.

  17. S A R A H ;; says:

    Why Is She Giving All her Clothes Away? :O
    A Girl Can Never Have Too Many Clothes Or Pair Of Shoes and If You Dont Like Something ANymore Just Put It To The Back Of The Wardrobe And Never Wear It Again!
    You Can Still Get More Clothes Without Getting Rid Of Them!
    Elen Rives Isnt Worthy Of Being a WAG She Needs To Know These Things.

  18. Robin says:

    Pau – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You could not be MORE right. The heck with giving away HER clothes she should toss his! Brilliant!

  19. Pau says:


  20. tammyv says:

    Becca I got you, via the Sun


    British Red Cross, 393 King’s Road …. pick up YSL trousers for

  21. Becca says:

    Let Track Down That Shop NOW!