January 13th, 2009

Elen Rives Goes for Gold

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image via Splash News/KEYSTONE Press for kickette.com

Day two of the Florida holiday continues with this little gold number.

How many more swimsuits will be debuted for the public on this vacation? Place your bets now.

 

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39 Responses to “Elen Rives Goes for Gold”

  1. Kylah (twinyk) says:

    I`m going to say 5 – 7 suits. Personally I don`t see why anyone would need dozens of swimsuits but thats just me.

  2. DC says:

    i actually the other swimsuit (and picture) is better than this one.

    8

  3. Yasichelsea says:

    I think 1 or 2 for each day… please put photo of every day of holiday(with daughters) so that we can bet… p.s this is the most awful swimsuit ever.

  4. suzie says:

    After yesterday I thought it couldn't get any worse- boy was I wrong. I'm hoping there's no more to be unveiled I don't think my stomach could take it.

  5. TammyV says:

    Raise your hand if you have ever vacaed in South Beach? This is conservative for Miami, like yesterdays. Hell topless is legal and practiced a lot in South beach (myself included – note ladies, sunscreen is your BFF, nipburn is the worst thing ever).

    I love that suit, I used to own one in Black. It is a very common suit cut in Miami.

    It looks like the Shore Club, pool… I would have gone Delano but that is just me.

    It is also sweet that she took the babies on her vacation. I can think of a few WAGs who always/almost always leave the babies at home so they can party it up

  6. Rebecca says:

    IT’S HURTING! MY EYES! Spare me the pain, someone?

  7. CJ says:

    eww, she looks gross. i too have been to south beach and would agree that this suit is tame, but it still looks like crap on her and too trashy for a WAG with millions.

  8. TammyV says:

    Raise your hand if you have ever vacaed in South Beach? This is conservative for Miami, like yesterdays. Hell topless is legal and practiced a lot in South beach (myself included – note ladies, sunscreen is your BFF, nipburn is the worst thing ever).

    I love that suit, I used to own one in Black. It is a very common suit cut in Miami.

    It looks like the Shore Club, pool… I would have gone Delano but that is just me.

    It is also sweet that she took the babies on her vacation. I can think of a few WAGs who always/almost always leave the babies at home so they can party it up

  9. FootballerChick43 - says:

    I hope she plans on going to a tanning bed. It takes a very special woman to rock strange cutout tanlines on the side of your torso. Very special indeed. Other than that, my bet goes for 5 different suits.

  10. LoveLamps says:

    Kickette, why do you continue to abuse me this way? Keep it up and I'll never look at the main page again. I despise this woman with every fiber of my being and you insist on posting pic after pic of someone I've been known to call the devil. Seriously. It's too much.

  11. Susie says:

    I have to differ. The more I see Elen and how she doesnt give a f*** in a nice way, the more I like her. 

    And unlike Alex C. she never looks like an aged stripper.

  12. Jade says:

    I like i think it suits her and how cute is Isla!

  13. Jo says:

    Hmm.  Images of Barbarella popped into my head when I saw this photo.  Now I have to drink to get them out…

  14. Lily says:

    Like *little misprint

  15. Lily says:

    More I see her – less I loke her. This women is such a… mess

  16. suzie says:

    Tammy I think if she wore a black version too it wouldn't bad at all, it's just the dodgy gold material thats a big no for me.

  17. mrscudicini says:

    Yeah, the Nelly video extra look caressing the diapered bubba is just…disturbing… Choose a look, Els- are we shopping for a new baller or trying to prove we're mom of the year? PS- what's in the glass?

  18. Dani.Mrs José says:

    6-7 in the first week :P i actually feel sorry for frank and they are words i never thought i would say !

  19. Dreamgirl says:

    Oh Dear!!!

  20. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Those swimmer nappies always look full, and they leak anyway, complete waste of time. Elen Elen Elen, give up please. That is the worst cossie I have ever seen and it is a very bad fit. At least she has covered up the bottom bit today, so we dont need to check on her wax. Trachy tarty and yuccky. I feel sick now.

  21. Becca says:

    What is that thing around her legs?! .. thanks for the warning though, i hate herr ! Frankie can do sooo much betterr ! :P

  22. The Fourth Official says:

    Urgh. I think I prefer the diaper on the adorable bubba. Speaking of which,it needs changing pronto. :S

  23. Filthygorgeous says:

    FAIL!

  24. Tres Bien says:

    Tammy- good call with the hotels. I couldn't recall the name. Also, very true with the SoBe factoids. I can definitely say that no tan lines = great!That aside, thanks Kickette for the warning in the header. At least I was able to brace myself, which made today not as bad as yesterday's. Personally, the swimsuit is not that bad… it's just her I don't like.

  25. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    15, and each one uglier than the other…

  26. carly says:

    EW!!! That bathing suit only suits skinny-models, not "real women". Can't believe I called Elen a real woman…

  27. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    At least she's covering up her man bits today.

  28. TammyV says:

    Becca, do you mean the wrap or baby girl Lampys? :P

  29. Avenath says:

    Aaaacckkk…my eyes!…my eyes!!

  30. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    I think I liked yesterday’s suit better than this one… and I was rather unimpressed yesterday. This one is just verging on trashy. I mean, really. Gold with cutout sides? Doesn’t the child in the diaper seem a bit incongruous in this picture? I think the last time I saw a suit like that it was in a Nelly video.

  31. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Does she have a mirror?

  32. aristeia says:

    Even when Elen doesn’t look so bad, she never fully looks… together. In reality, that’d probably be me as a WAG. I don’t like the gold on her, or maybe even the suit cut. So many women make poor swimsuit choices, but you never expect someone so wealthy to.

  33. AJ says:

    Love the bubba…hate the suit. Quick question, why does the baby have blond hair when she and Frankie are brunettes? o_0

  34. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    15, and each one uglier than the other…

  35. carly says:

    EW!!! That bathing suit only suits skinny-models, not "real women".

    Can’t believe I called Elen a real woman…

  36. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    At least she’s covering up her man bits today.

  37. TammyV says:

    It is Elen, so shiney is to be expected. It is really cute in black of I do say so myself.

    I am thinking their has to be a trip to Disney at least one day ofthe trip so it can’t just be pool/beach lounging all the time

  38. TammyV says:

    Becca, do you mean the wrap or baby girl Lampys? :P

  39. TammyV says:

    It is Elen, so shiney is to be expected. It is really cute in black of I do say so myself.

    I am thinking their has to be a trip to Disney at least one day ofthe trip so it can’t just be pool/beach lounging all the time