June 12th, 2009
Embargo: Cristiano and Bigfoot
We can’t do it. We. Simply. Will Not. Do. It. There’s more chance of us calling Selfridges and telling them they’re ugly and their mother dresses them funny.
Of course, for those who wish to indulge, here are some relevant links:
Photos of the said encounter in the club;
Video of the “morning after” walk of shame and possible herpes infection; and
Reasons why Real Madrid should be worried.
FYI, Paris has tried it on with unsuccessfully with several pro footballers in the past. Including C-Ron a year ago in L.A.
Now let us never speak of this again.