October 7th, 2009

England NT Training: Preserving Their Sexy

Carlton Cole

Professional athletes train in a different way than mere mortals do, Kickettes.

They don’t just stumble in late to a spinning class and then secretly keep the bike setting on low nor do they end up just using their gym membership to buy a smoothie from the cute gym smoothie maker. Oh, no. They train, and they train hard. And they do it sexy.

Let’s take in a few basic lessons, shall we?

Situation: England National Team training, October 6, 2009

Workout Soundtrack: Sexual Healing, or alternatively, Birthday Sex.

Prior: Always ensure you have the right equipment in place before beginning your session. See, David Beckham, Carlton Cole.

David Beckham's shorts. What's gwannin?

Carlton Cole's shorts... again, what's gwannin?

During: It’s good to be creative; long-term, movements can begin to feel stale. Mix it up a bit. See, John Terry/Frank Lampard.

JT and Lampsy

After: A good session can bring about many different emotions afterwards. Don’t be ashamed if you need a cuddle. See, Peter Crouch.

Glen Johnson and Peter Crouch

Related Posts with Thumbnails

16 Responses to “England NT Training: Preserving Their Sexy”

  1. DaniMrsPepeReina says:

    LOL purely brilliant !

  2. mrs jt ;) (sarah) says:

    haha john terry + frank lampardd (L)

  3. Lolinha says:

    You can always count on Lamps & Terry to bring on the porn.
    Cole + Becks = R.E.S.P.E.C.T

  4. Avenath says:

    Thanks for Becks and his goods…hahaha…brilliant!..

  5. tammyv says:

    Lamps. VPL are ALWAYS a NO…. should have thonged it there

  6. three_lions_are_cute-"MissyRed!" says:

    Not bad… Brilliant Pics!!!
    Englands NT on their best!!! xD
    No Stevie G? *looking dissapointed* Nah, doesn’t matter when there are other players with so great arguments to be posted…
    JT and Lampsy don’t look as if they ever get tired!
    Thanks Kickette!

    • Riya says:

      Exactly what I said — I need some serious Stevie G action. Hopefully there will be more ENT pics. Ones filled with Captain Fantastic.

  7. Lola says:

    I just giggle-snorted whilst eating coleslawThankyou kickette for perking up my day and bringing out my lady like side.

  8. Alex says:

    God, I love you, Kickette!!!!

  9. Riya says:

    JT and Lamps make my day. But where is my beloved Stevie?

  10. Elise says:

    Fabulous, Kickette! LOL I always want to add captions when I see photos like these. lol John/Frank can always be counted on to deliver the adorable. But I love that whole photo- John, Frank, David, and Rio. It’s just awesome! I think maybe that’s a fitness routine even I could commit to! LOL

  11. Kaldy says:

    I don`t know why but Carlton Cole really gives me the impression of a very successfull man whore

    and Becks baby gets better with age is not enough to describe you

  12. Ella says:

    Heehee! LOL! My day would be much less bright without dear Kickette!

  13. Boston Red says:

    Brilliant LOL