October 7th, 2009
England NT Training: Preserving Their Sexy
Professional athletes train in a different way than mere mortals do, Kickettes.
They don’t just stumble in late to a spinning class and then secretly keep the bike setting on low nor do they end up just using their gym membership to buy a smoothie from the cute gym smoothie maker. Oh, no. They train, and they train hard. And they do it sexy.
Let’s take in a few basic lessons, shall we?
Situation: England National Team training, October 6, 2009
Workout Soundtrack: Sexual Healing, or alternatively, Birthday Sex.
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Prior: Always ensure you have the right equipment in place before beginning your session. See, David Beckham, Carlton Cole.
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During: It’s good to be creative; long-term, movements can begin to feel stale. Mix it up a bit. See, John Terry/Frank Lampard.
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After: A good session can bring about many different emotions afterwards. Don’t be ashamed if you need a cuddle. See, Peter Crouch.






LOL purely brilliant !
haha john terry + frank lampardd (L)
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You can always count on Lamps & Terry to bring on the porn.
Cole + Becks = R.E.S.P.E.C.T
Thanks for Becks and his goods…hahaha…brilliant!..
Lamps. VPL are ALWAYS a NO…. should have thonged it there
ROFL!
Possibly the greatest comment ever. Seriously.
Not bad… Brilliant Pics!!!
Englands NT on their best!!! xD
No Stevie G? *looking dissapointed* Nah, doesn’t matter when there are other players with so great arguments to be posted…
JT and Lampsy don’t look as if they ever get tired!
Thanks Kickette!
Exactly what I said — I need some serious Stevie G action. Hopefully there will be more ENT pics. Ones filled with Captain Fantastic.
I just giggle-snorted whilst eating coleslawThankyou kickette for perking up my day and bringing out my lady like side.
God, I love you, Kickette!!!!
JT and Lamps make my day. But where is my beloved Stevie?
Fabulous, Kickette! LOL I always want to add captions when I see photos like these. lol John/Frank can always be counted on to deliver the adorable. But I love that whole photo- John, Frank, David, and Rio. It’s just awesome! I think maybe that’s a fitness routine even I could commit to! LOL
I don`t know why but Carlton Cole really gives me the impression of a very successfull man whore
and Becks baby gets better with age is not enough to describe you
Heehee! LOL! My day would be much less bright without dear Kickette!
Brilliant LOL