November 21st, 2008

Epic Side-Eye: Fernando Torres

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image via PA Wire/KEYSTONE Press for Kickette.com

Think it’s time Fernando Torres was granted his place as the King of all Side-Eye/ Bitch-Please faces, don’t you? 

First the incident with Skrtel, and now this classic?  He’s a legend in cut-eye, Kickettes. We learn from him daily.

FYI: After he decimated this fan/ebay seller with a devastating look of judgment, Fernando did sign the Gerrard jersey for him.

 

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44 Responses to “Epic Side-Eye: Fernando Torres”

  1. Blondie says:

    Haha =]

  2. Liana says:

    I am seeing a whole new side of Torres. What is with these luscious lips? Wow. I've got something for him to sign… and yes, it's a Gerrard jersey.

  3. iLoveFSC says:

    ahaa he is really good at doing that – and he def. should be on the finest 5 too =D

  4. Sarah says:

    I still think Villa retains his King of Bitchface crown. But this one is pretty darn good!

  5. kickette says:

    Dominique – would you mind please not writing in all caps? It makes us feel all shouty… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    Thanks
    x

  6. DOMINIQUE says:

    MY MOTHER IS ENGLISH AND MY FATHER IS FRENCH.BUT I DON’T SPEAK FRENCH I AM BORN AND RAISED IN ENGLAND.BUT FOR KNOW I LIVE IN SAUDI ARABIA. excaim PS IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ADRIAN JUST ASK.OH YEAH CHECK THE YOUTUBE OUT. THAY HAVE CLIPS AND INTERVIEWS WITH ADRIAN. smile

  7. Susie says:

    Dominique,

    Il est super adorable Adrian!!!

    He has cheekbones so sharp, you could slash your wrists on them.

    Muy caliente <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Im so flustered Im speaking in tongues, lol

    Are you Spanish or French? Not that it matters.

  8. KRIS says:

    dominiqe : He is the most CUTE and SEXY footballer in the world:))

  9. DOMINIQUE says:

    COME ON SUZIE JUST CHECK HIM OUT HER IS HIS BLOG!!  ADRIANGONZALEZ211.SKYBLOG.COM YOU’VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE   <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shade_smirk.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="cool smirk" style="border:0;" /> OH YEAH AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />

  10. DOMINIQUE says:

    SO SUZIE TELL ME. YOU LIKE CESC OR…. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  11. DOMINIQUE says:

    THAT’S THE SPIRIT! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  12. Susie says:

    Dominique,

    I think Cesc is fab!!! Eventhough he’s had a so-so season so far, I refuuuuse to remove him from my Fantasy football league. I love his little bursts of temper…except now they cost me points, lol

    Cheers from a cold Montreal, Canada!

  13. DOMINIQUE says:

    YEAH I KNOW HES AMAZING. I USED TO BE OBSSESD WITH HIM UNTILL. I MEAT ADRIAN GONZALEZ HE PLAYES FOR GETAFE AFTER PLAYING FOR REALMADRID B TEAM CHECK HIM OUT SUZIE. AND YOU WILL TOTALLY FORGET CESC!!!!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smirk.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" /> HES A HOTTY AND HIS FATHER USED TO PLAY FOR REALMADRID

  14. Susie says:

    How is it making a big deal about nothing Dominique?

    We are having a laugh and kid or not, its pretty rude.

  15. Susie says:

    …that would be “anger management classes” …

    (I shouldnt attempt to type when Ive come in from the cold and my fingers are still numb.)

  16. Susie says:

    No problem, Dominique! Im Iberian, I have a temper problem. Cesc Fabregas and I should go to anger management together smile Pay no mind to me.

  17. Dominique says:

    suzie iam just joking i wanted to see weather someone could answer me! see iam lonley! sick

  18. Dominique says:

    suzie iam just joking i wanted to see weather someone could answer me! see iam lonley! sick

  19. dominiqe says:

    oh my god you guys your making a fuss about nothing its just a kid!shut the #### up!!!!!!!

  20. Susie says:

    Of course Torres is a master of cut eye…he is Castilian. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    I think its pretty offensive to ask a player to sign a lettered jersey, that isnt his own.

    I would have blanked the person and not signed it.

  21. k2k2milan says:

    I LOVE this picture. Thank you Kickette! This single photo just made my weekend!

  22. lindsaytorres says:

    YAYy…i luv any pics of nando..this ones wikid funny..the fan who asked him was probs blind or something…how could he mistake gerrard for one of the hottest players ever? (HELLOOO F5)

  23. dominiqe says:

    hey there kris so. what do you think abouy nando? wink

  24. dominique says:

    he did’nt sighn it did he! excaim

  25. KRIS says:

    HEY !!! KICKETTE ! Are you blind?
    Nando have to be DEFINETLY in he F5 !!!!

  26. Devon55101 says:

    what kind of retard asks a player to sign someone else's jersey?

  27. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    I think I'd be side-eyeing someone if they asked me to sign someone else's shirt… really. That was definitely a well deserved side-eye. lol.

  28. iinvisible says:

    aww come on he should be on the f5 already!!!

  29. Zlatan_Magic says:

    LOL. Well deserved though! Nando totally owned it! :)

  30. Helle (Footiegirl) says:

    See, that's just the kind of person he is – all gentleman… So yes I agree with you girls, it is defo time for a place in the F5!

  31. Dani.Mrs José says:

    surely now he should go on the F5 ? if it was me i would of pretended that i didnt see them… well done nando for signing it.. this just makes us love you more if thats at all possible x

  32. Dreamgirl says:

    I think Nando is saying "Hang on mate. I just take my shirt off and then I might sign that." The cheek of the fan. Tut

  33. *ele* says:

    ahahah!!

  34. GO says:

    well, who better than Nando to sign Gerrard's jersey? and I think it's time Nando was granted a place in the F5, and not because we love him so much, but because he's a fantastic player as well a gorgeous man and a wonderful person.

  35. aristeia says:

    Thank goodness that dude didn't expect him to pass that on to Stevie. Rude. I love his, "really?" look. :)

  36. Becca says:

    Deffinatley Finest Five Material… I Mean, Just Look At That Facee!

  37. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Honestly, in that situation, I'd probably give off the same face and pretend not to see it. That was really, really nice of him to sign that, actually. I'm impressed :)

  38. Erin says:

    And this was *during* the match! Cheeky fan. He deserved the look. But of course Nando is a gentleman and signed it anyway.

  39. kimmila_2000 says:

    how polite of him to sign it anyway. definately F5 material = manners

  40. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Omg I want to take bitch-face lessons off him! He’s the master!

  41. Sarah says:

    At least he did sign it. I can’t see Ronaldo signing a Rooney shirt (or any other for that matter) and I highly doubt Terry would sign a Lampard shirt. That shirt must be on Ebay. There’s a signed Liverpool shirt for £1000. :O

  42. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    Everything about this glorious pice of man-totty is epic! Those who live in the Nando Thread know only too well of his talents ;) And now that my dearest Nando is on the home page, isn’t it time he hopped into the F5!!!???

  43. Paris says:

    I agree Freya it is time for him to be in the F5! what cant Nando do he is the king of everything even epic side eyes!!

  44. lose that girl says:

    That "fan" should be ashamed, passing over a Gerrard shirt for Nando to sign. I’m surprised he did it.

    lose that girl blog