May 3rd, 2012
Escape Is Futile: Milos Kocic, Toronto FC
Image: George Frey/Getty Images.
You realise that Kickette Soldiers are issued with a stalking pack upon qualification, don’t you, Milos?
It’s contents include (but are not limited to) a hipflask, a camera with wide angle lens and most importantly in your current situation, a large selection of climbing hooks.
You don’t stand a chance.
Does EVERYONE except Arsenal now put special characters on their players' shirts? Have a word, Arsene. The team with the multi-lingual manager should not be the one to lag behind!
Pshh, we'll tear down that goalpost if we have to. Once we have you on our scent, there's nowhere to run.