June 12th, 2012

Euro 2012 Not Yet In Pictures: France 1-1 England

Sailing cheerily over the waves of misery the rest of the press are drowning in, we only pretend to understand stuff like dodgy defensive play and wasted possession. Why should we bother to rehash the mechanics of a straightforward draw when we can wonder aloud whether Sami Nasri’s “ssshhh” gesture was aimed at us because we laughed at his pants?

A gallery featuring our POV of France’s 1-1 draw with En-ger-land is being prepared as we write, but don’t cut off oxygen to your brains anytime soon. The gallery software we’re grappling with still hates us y’see, and the feeling is rapidly becoming mututal.


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6 Responses to “Euro 2012 Not Yet In Pictures: France 1-1 England”

  1. otterbox says:

    Aside from hoping to see Giroud playing, I felt it was a decent game. Both teams looked to play it safe. Ukraine vs Sweden was much enjoyable though.

    AND if you're an Arsenal fan: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18425253

    If this is a done deal, I am one happy Gunner. All thanks to Giroud's best bud, Lolo.. er I meant Koscielny for persuading him xD

  2. blake2108 says:

    Decent point.

  3. Miss Lampard says:

    The question is: where was Olivier Giroud? I was with all my heart for England but I expected Monsieur Giroud..Please Mr Blanc enjoy us with Olivier..

  4. xoWinnie says:

    England played a lot better than I expected them to! They weren't missing Rooney at all! And Joe Hart continues to seduce me with his looks and his ability…le sigh…no surprise there!

  5. Jayy says:

    Kind of disappointed with Giroud not playing in the game :( bad enough Lashes isnt in the squad!

  6. kittenmasks says:

    I love Milner's O-face. It rivals John Mayer's.