November 7th, 2012
Everton FC: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
We’ve seen Tim Howard and all he has to offer several times, but if you ever catch us complaining you have permission to take all of our Sergio away from us. Promise.
Everton FC have wisely capitalised on the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon, meaning there are scores of randy women about, and put out a charity calendar featuring their half naked players. It’s like we came up with the idea ourselves.
All proceeds from sales will go towards Everton’s official charity, Everton in the Community. If the above shots are anything to go by we think this will be a banner year for charitable funds. Along with our dear Timmy, Everton players who stripped off include Phil Neville (above), Marouane Fellaini, and Kevin Mirallas. Yes, that’s Phil Neville’s chiseled, sweaty torso there. We had no idea either.
This is the first calendar of its kind produced by a Premier League club and we sincerely hope the rest will follow suit. 12 Shades Of Blue goes on sale from 22nd November and we really can’t think of anything better to gift your Kickette mates this holiday season. We’re so proud that we made it through this whole post without an off-colour joke about stocking stuffers.