November 7th, 2012

Everton FC: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

We’ve seen Tim Howard and all he has to offer several times, but if you ever catch us complaining you have permission to take all of our Sergio away from us. Promise.

Everton FC have wisely capitalised on the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon, meaning there are scores of randy women about, and put out a charity calendar featuring their half naked players. It’s like we came up with the idea ourselves.

All proceeds from sales will go towards Everton’s official charity, Everton in the Community. If the above shots are anything to go by we think this will be a banner year for charitable funds. Along with our dear Timmy, Everton players who stripped off include Phil Neville (above), Marouane Fellaini, and Kevin Mirallas. Yes, that’s Phil Neville’s chiseled, sweaty torso there. We had no idea either.

This is the first calendar of its kind produced by a Premier League club and we sincerely hope the rest will follow suit. 12 Shades Of Blue goes on sale from 22nd November and we really can’t think of anything better to gift your Kickette mates this holiday season. We’re so proud that we made it through this whole post without an off-colour joke about stocking stuffers.

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13 Responses to “Everton FC: The Gift That Keeps On Giving”

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  2. dsve been there to support my team, and Rod is a total legend! Also it's so nice to read all the nice comments about Celtic, I am so proud of them! Not only that i cannot believe i got to see Barca! Bringing

  3. sohbet says:

    night of my life!! So happy to have been there to support my team, and Rod is a total legend! Also it's so nice to read all the nice comments about Celtic, I am so proud of them! Not only that i cannot believe i got to see Barca! Bringing

  4. Loninha - Brasil says:

    Cesc Fabregas will be a father, his girlfriend is pregnant elderly … it is a war veteran knows things!!

  5. Christina says:

    Wow! That's Neville, I never would have guessed. But it looks good to me.

  6. bebop says:

    his tummy looks very depressed and worried.

  7. Katie says:

    I love my club. Can't wait to see Kevin Mirallas' & Apostolos Vellios' pictures and Jagielka if he's involved

  8. dancingapple says:

    I think every major football club should do something equivalent to the Dieux du Stade calendar. On second thought, I might go broke…

    • Leya_S says:

      Bought that for one of my friends a couple years back. In return she bought me an Arsenal calendar and when I opened it and she saw it she said "wtf, why aren't they naked?" I'm thinking about buying this one

  9. Jen says:

    Ooh does Jags feature??? I would rip out that page an paste it on the wall like a teenager!

  10. tammyv says:

    let me just drop a: GOD BLESS AMERICA right here

  11. Eve says:

    2013 can't come quick enough.!