August 11th, 2007
Exclusive: Gemma Atkinson Dating Marcus Bent? -Updated
You read it here first, Kickettes.
Last Sunday Gemma Atkinson and Marcus Bent were spotted together at Chessington’s World of Adventures.
They were “definitely together” but “not completely all over each other”, says our insider spy. The two also spent time taking lots of photos of each other and asking passersby to take the odd pic of them as well.
Let’s check into the background here for a ‘mo:
Gemma Atkinson is supposed to be dating Cristiano Ronaldo. We recently reported the rumours that she had an affair with Cristiano’s (now former) team-mate, Alan Smith. Would anyone care to hazard a guess at what the hell she is doing going on roller coasters and fun festivities with Marcus Bent?
Lest we forget, Marcus Bent is supposed to be dating Danielle Lloyd. They vacationed together. He (allegedly) cheated on her when she was in the hospital. They broke up. She took him back. And so on.
This new incestuous web of WAG wannabee behaviour is seriously starting to freak us out. Are we really at the point when we need to be overlapping on ballers? Aren’t there enough to go around? Even if Marcus and Danielle are split up, what the hell is Gemma Atkinson doing? Even if she has split with C-Ron, isn’t this a little…you know?
Not that this has anything to do with us, but we might have to formally request an intervention by the FA immediately. The reputation of the hard working WAGs committed to shopping and hanging on until they receive their cash prize (looking at you Toni Poole and Elen Rives) depends on it.
photo: elite clubbing
Here’s a recent pic of Gemma and Marcus out clubbing. Actual photos of them doing the nasty have yet to surface.
As for the Gemma/Cristiano are they-aren’t they, it’s looking like Gemma and Cristiano had in fact split before she hooked up with Marcus – after banging on about C-Ron on her official site, she has publicly admitted that the relationship is on no ‘mo. Check out the wannabe WAG at T4 on the Beach making the admission (briefly and quickly, note). Cheers Michaela!