January 30th, 2008
Exiting the Club? Danielle Lloyd
Ladies with hubbies that work the pitch, be warned: Danielle Lloyd may soon be single again.
After the news broke of a girl claiming an affair with Jermain Defoe, Danielle quickly moved out of his house (the mansion Jermain shared with his fiance up until his involvement with Dani and the cat fights and implants and so on). The story from the girl JD slept with? They’ve been together for seven years, and it involves him wearing her double-G cup bra on his head.
Danielle has spoken out about it all, saying: “These past few days have been hell for me. But I trust Jermain. I have to believe him when he says he has not cheated on me. I love him 100%. I don’t know why someone would do this to us. First us, then poor Cheryl and Ashley Cole. Women who sell these stories have no self respect. They want to make money and be famous for saying they have slept with soccer stars. But they have no shame.“
Rumour also has it Danielle went to a clinic on Harley Street to have some work done. We’d say forget about the bod and focus on the slow and painful torture of the hairdresser who put these extensions in.
Side note: what kind of a hooch is Jemaine, btw? After Danielle moved out, he was seen with his Tottenham crew at Chinawhites (would someone please remind us of the exact year this club was ‘it’? ‘98? ‘97? Are there no other places in London to be seen drunk off your ass and falling down?) Jermain’s friends included Ledley King, (who was carried out by security, lost his shoe, and hit the pavement), Jermaine Jenas and Mr. Defoe’s new, rather non-fetching female friend. Random: Charlotte Mears and co were also at the club on the eve of the drunken shoe shenanigans. Quite the co-inky dink, but they stayed well clear of each other.
Anyone else getting bored senseless by the tell-alls and the skeeves? Shall we put an embargo on these stories for a week or two whilst we bathe in bleach?