January 30th, 2008

Exiting the Club? Danielle Lloyd

Ladies with hubbies that work the pitch, be warned: Danielle Lloyd may soon be single again.


After the news broke of a girl claiming an affair with Jermain Defoe, Danielle quickly moved out of his house (the mansion Jermain shared with his fiance up until his involvement with Dani and the cat fights and implants and so on).  The story from the girl JD slept with? They’ve been together for seven years, and it involves him wearing her double-G cup bra on his head

Danielle has spoken out about it all, saying:  “These past few days have been hell for me. But I trust Jermain. I have to believe him when he says he has not cheated on me. I love him 100%. I don’t know why someone would do this to us. First us, then poor Cheryl and Ashley Cole. Women who sell these stories have no self respect. They want to make money and be famous for saying they have slept with soccer stars. But they have no shame.“

Rumour also has it Danielle went to a clinic on Harley Street to have some work done.  We’d say forget about the bod and focus on the slow and painful torture of the hairdresser who put these extensions in. 

Side note: what kind of a hooch is Jemaine, btw? After Danielle moved out, he was seen with his Tottenham crew at Chinawhites (would someone please remind us of the exact year this club was ‘it’? ‘98? ‘97? Are there no other places in London to be seen drunk off your ass and falling down?)  Jermain’s friends included Ledley King, (who was carried out by security, lost his shoe, and hit the pavement), Jermaine Jenas and Mr. Defoe’s new, rather non-fetching female friend.  Random: Charlotte Mears and co were also at the club on the eve of the drunken shoe shenanigans. Quite the co-inky dink, but they stayed well clear of each other.

Anyone else getting bored senseless by the tell-alls and the skeeves? Shall we put an embargo on these stories for a week or two whilst we bathe in bleach?

images via Splash News/KEYSTONE press

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25 Responses to “Exiting the Club? Danielle Lloyd”

  1. “Women who sell these stories have no self respect. They want to make money and be famous for saying they have slept with soccer stars. But they have no shame."

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  5. brandy says:

    “Women who sell these stories have no self respect. They want to make money and be famous for saying they have slept with soccer stars. But they have no shame."

    Did that come out of HER mouth?! She who slept with the fiance and then ousted her from the house and is possibly engaged to him a few months later? Self respecting Danielle Lloyd?

    “Hello Kettle? This is Pot. You’re black!“ Classic.

  6. Gina says:

    Becca, I’m officially a Chelsea supporter now, having left most of my paycheck in the shop at Stamford Bridge Weds night…..

    But I also love to watch Man United. Before you start to give me a lecture, supporting two clubs is permitted under a special FA rule for crazy americans <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  7. tinkerbell says:

    what can i say its getting funny this, she broke jermaine and charlotte mears up and now she think she got a chance with him it wont last. What comes around, goes around. Not very fun is it he cheated on charlotte and who are u just another girl who become lucky and came along. how can u love him u barely known him that long. i think u love his wallet more. thought u wags were meant to be roal models how can u be if you run off with ur fellow wag mates partners. well done to victoria beckham she done good and moved away because it people like danielle who tend to wreck realtionships and ruin marriages. danielle if u really want to be a wag again there plenty more single footy players out there no need to wreck others happiness.

  8. michaela says:

    heard the new rumor?

    they’re engaged.

    && i think danielle can continue to sleep around with all the footballers in england because as long as she’s happy with herself, who am I to say she’s a skank? but in my opinion, she is skanky.

  9. The Fourth Official says:

    Yeah, Rusty, the scale refers to patterns of behaviour.  So, when I read about the same players getting into the same sh*t, over and over, with alcohol always involved, it’s a rational conclusion that they have a problem.  (And I’m sure a lot of us have some experience with this.) When it starts to damage families and careers, these guys need intervention, because they are powerless.  We don’t know what goes on behind the scenes, but hopefully clubs have professionals to deal with this.  The old days of drinking cultures in clubs are, I think, disappearing slowly, thanks to the European managers like Wenger.

  10. Gigi says:

    What comes around, goes around.  Not very fun is it, Danielle?

  11. Becca x says:

    Gina!! I Saw The Jack Daniels Picture .. It did Make Me Laugh. Are You A Chelsea Supporter?

    Enagaged.. Look Jermain, We Know You Can Afford All These Rings But Really, 2 Girls In Less Then A Year.. Sort It Out!

  12. Rusty says:

    TFO, the alcoholism scale refers to events on an everyday basis rather than just a single time, correct?

    If we count single events, I can say yes to four things, and I have MAYBE two drinks a month. I am sooo not an alcoholic. This weekend I’m going to drink enough for the next two months, because it’s my birthday, then the Super Bowl.

    Back to the story…I’m glad Jermain gets nowhere near my bras.

  13. Robin says:

    I may be lambasted for this but…..Danielle is not quite the same as the skanks who have been having one night stands (allegedly) and then selling their stories. She actually has DATED the footballers she’s been with. Totally different.

    I am very very done with all the sleazy tabloid stories about footballers cheating and having scary sex with scary women. I’m so over it. It’s sort of like one of the signs of the downfall of the Roman Empire. How far can you push the decadence before things snap back the other way and people start behaving? From the Man U party that never EVER should have been allowed to happen, to these guys being idiot enough to think that they can screw whoever they want and that it won’t come back to haunt them, it’s time for behavior to cycle back to conservative. Ridiculous sums of money, jealousy and the desire for things you haven’t earned will always bring out the absolute worst of the lowlifes and we’re starting to see them crawling out from under their rocks now.
    Whatever happened to the glory days when all we did was mock the clothes and makeup of the ‘too rich for their own good’ WAGS? Now we all need to bathe in bleach and lysol to rid ourselves of the skeeves.

  14. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Guess im an alcoholic then.

  15. The Fourth Official says:

    I never tire of the sexual shenanigans, but the alcohol-fueled ones, I find disturbing and indicative of a bigger problem.  For Ashley/Jermain et al, take note of the following from Johns Hopkins University Hospital <sorry if it’s a buzz kill, people, but . . .>

    Are You An Alcoholic?

    1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?   
    2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?   
    3. Do you ever drink because you are shy with other people?   
    4. Is drinking affecting your reputation?   
    5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?   
    6. Have you ever gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?   
    7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?   
    8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family’s welfare?   
    9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?   
    10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time daily?   
    11. Do you want a drink the next morning?   
    12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?   
    13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?   
    14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?   
    15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble?   
    16. Do you drink alone?   
    17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?   
    18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?   
    19. Do you drink to build up your self confidence?   
    20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking?   
    If you answered yes to ONE of the above questions you may be an alcoholic.

    If you answered yes to TWO of the above questions, you are an alcoholic.

    If you answered yes to THREE or more of the above questions, you definitely are an alcoholic.

  16. cassie says:

    ugh, she is so pathetic.  i love how she’s throwin’ mad hate all over those girls that want to sleep with footballers to get famous, um HELLO, isn’t that what you did with teddy and all the others?!?  and didn’t you steal a guy away from a woman who was engaged to him?!  she seriously is an idiot.

  17. carly says:

    * bored * <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  18. Sara says:

    Yes Kickette lets take a break from the tell tale skanks and WAG airbags…and I’ve a better idea, lets dunk Danielle Lloyd et all in bleach.  LOL

  19. April says:

    What’s this, D? You getting mad at women who sell their stories and just being all-around skeeves?

    I do believe that’s the pot calling the kettle skank.

  20. Robin says:

    CT – I don’t think you can ‘steal’ a fiance who didn’t want to be stolen. And Charlotte is a bubble headed idiot anyways. Actually all three of them deserve each other.

  21. cheryl bites says:

    Georgina Best> I am stunned by your genius. I think that may be the best idea ever. The only drawback is that it would be impossible to get the raddle off all the page 3 girls, Big Brother winners, farm animals, lampposts, teammates etc the futbolistas had been humping, so I suppose for once they would have LITERALLY painted the town red. However, I maintain that the concept is not without its own perverse merit.

  22. CT says:

    i agree that it’s pretty sad these girls sell their stories to the tabloids, but a) the men involved shouldn’t be cheating on their WAGS and b? dani is nasty and it doesn’t matter that she’s been “dating” these guys and that makes her above these girls, she stole a woman’s fiance, that to me is worse than selling a story.

  23. Gina says:

    I’m in London this week and was finding all this “I slept with a footballer” stuff quite hilarious. But now the bookies are laying good odds that Danielle Lloyd will go after Micah Richards next. I may get deported for murder….

    But now I’m off to see my first-ever footy match. Chelsea v Reading. I wonder if Shaun W-P will have a bottle of Jack Daniels stuck in his pants tonight?

  24. Becca x says:

    I Think She Has A point Because THese People Are Only Selling These Stories [Which no One Knows Are True] For There Own Good. And Making Other Peoples Life Hell.
    But Then I Hate Her For What She Done To Charlotte Soo..
    [P.S I Think Charlotte Looks Pretty In The Picture]

  25. Maybe they should put one of those dye markers on footballers like they do with rams. That way we could all see if any ewes bore their mark or if it was just a sick fantasy