We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
Manchester United’s Michael Owen is going to become a father for the fourth time.
What’s there to say: we all must bow down to his reproductive prowess.
Louise is a few months along and the baby is due in early March 2010. If you’re not familiar with Mrs. Owen, she’s a horse lover (much like her hubby), keeps out of the WAGtastic limelight, and she just keeps looking better and better after every baby.
Michael and Louise first met in primary school – over 20 years ago.
Congratulations!
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arrr congratulations