May 7th, 2012
FA Cup 2012: The Afters
Chelsea won the FA Cup final 2 -1 over Liverpool on Saturday. Well done lads.
Now let’s get to what we do have the authority to speak on: footballers’ party habits.
To both Chelsea and LFC fans, we have the following to offer for either maintaining your good mood or improving your irritation:
- In the locker room post-match, most of the exciting action occurred over Didier Drogba’s shoulder whilst he was being interviewed by Chelsea TV: Branislav Ivanovic tried to dance (0.02), Jon Obi Mikel conversed in just his boxer briefs (0.06 – 0.16) and Fernando Torres sat alone fussing with his mobile.
- Didier’s evening didn’t stop there. He and teammate Salomon Kalou headed to Novikov for a festively uneventful night out. As they made their way into the fine London establishment, Kalou was convinced somebody farted.
- Shortly after the match wrapped up, downtrodden-looking Liverpool players disembarked from their team bus and headed straight into the Sir Thomas Hotel bar to drink their sorrows away. Carra and Gerrard looked empathetically cute, but we think we see an extra wrinkle on Stevie’s forehead from all the anti-obesity opposing he’s been quietly doing.
- Christine Bleakley and Frank Lampard, meanwhile, hit up Boujis nightclub. It’s exactly the kind of place a footballer should be seen at around 2:30am when trying to showcase his not giving a crap casual clothes and attitude.
Ah, t’was a big weekend in footie for all the domestic leagues, wasn’t it Kickettes? Our full results coverage will be posted tomorrow since today’s bank holiday Bloody Marys are calling our names.