June 4th, 2010
Fancy A Brazilian? The Five Hottest Brazil World Cup Players
Kaka (left) and Robinho demonstrate some NT guy love. Awww! (Images: Reuters, AP Photos, Getty Images)
Brazil. Five World Cup wins. The only team to have played in every single World Cup Tournament. Currently and consistently number one in the FIFA NT Rankings.
But let’s not pretend we care. The beauty about Kickette, you see, is that all of the above achievements pale into insignificance when the real questions are asked. Like, who in the Brazil NT will be bringing the ‘hawt’ to South Africa? We’ve spent some time on this and are now in a position to reveal our tawdry thoughts.
Nilmar
Ok, so we’ll ‘fess up. We were going to put Alexandre Pato (see below) in this spot, but due to the shopping sked/excessive drinking blah blah we neglected to note he hadn’t actually made the team. Nilmar has very kindly stepped into the breach though, supplying all the tousled hair and tournament standard thighs we require from the cutie contingent. And get this: He’s never exposed himself on the internet, either. Well. Not that we’ve found yet.
Julio Cesar
So while Pato Nilmar has ‘pretty’ all sewn up, who is going to be bringing the testosterone to the Brazil NT party? Look no further than Julio Cesar, who supplies enough of the stuff to paint the walls. Yum!
Kaka
Oh Kaka. The terrible impact of C-Ron’s arrival in Madrid is now plain for all to see. But a lack of availability of spray tan in the Spanish capital does not diminish our love for young Ricardo, whose pretty eyes and shapely legs are more than a little distracting. Keep a pair of sunglasses near the TV though. Just in case he takes his shirt off.
Robinho
We used to think you were so pretty and lovely, Robinho. And then you signed for Manchester City and threw some hissy fits and left. To be honest, we found the whole thing all a bit off-putting. But you’re still kind of cute. And if we’re being honest, it was a choice between you and this man. So welcome to the Kickette party!
Grafite
Well, having glimpsed this image (left), the writing was on the wall for Grafite. (Sorry. We’re just really excited.) A fantastic season in the Bundesliga with Wolfsberg and inclusion in Kickette Hottest 5 Brazilian players list, though? All he needs now is a manbag and our lives will be complete!
Honourable Mention: Alexandre Pato
Okay, so our baby boy’s decision-making is somewhat suspect. There’s the whole ‘failed marriage’ thing. The whole ‘exposing oneself on a webcam’ thing. The whole ‘getting left out of the Brazil NT and thus nearly ruining this post’ thing. But if being an asshat prevented one from appearing, or indeed working on Kickette, there’d be no one here. So here’s to being an asshat. Long may it continue!
“You have a Brazilian AND Arshavin? Very smooth, Voyeur!”
The title inspired me to quote Special 1 TV’s most epic episode, sorry about that
Now, down to business…I’ll have one of each, thanks.
Omg..ive never seen Kaka look so hot.. Tousled hair..
People egg my window because i have the spain flag up and everywhere else is the england flag
Then they find out im 15 and they back off!! yeah!!!
Maybe its the massive posters of Cesc and Villa and Pique and Alonso and Gourcuff stuck on the windows that scare them off…
Yay Nilmar!! Nilmar has a cute boy look (ala Kaka). Cesar is hot and arguably the best goalkeeper today. I have to say Maicon is very hot too.
PORTUGAL FTW.
SPAIN BEATS ,M ALL
If I were forced to pick 5 from the roster, I'd have to go with: Julio Cesar(unstoppable), Julio Baptista(imposing in stature), Dani Alves(green eyes), Doni(cool) and Maicon(humility).
spain next please
Well, Brazil is hot like France! But Spain wins for me xD. Ladies, not just top 5 men..it's unfair..should be 10/11 top hot men so there is no confusions or fights
No Felipe Melo?
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/felipe-melo-415×275.jpg
I love my team more than all my bags, shoes and hair products combined, but (not counting Kaká and JC) I wouldn’t go as far as to use the word hot. Adorable, yes. All of them.
Agreed! They're cute — esp Kaka — but hot? Not so much. The hottest, IMO, is Diego and he's on vacation!
Diego's delish…
mmm the only good looking one is Kaká the rest well not that much
Oh how fantastic Kickette!
But you are still missing a list of Spain’s top five men.
Hope to see that one in the comming days!
We featured Spain a while back so are going to cover some of the other big squads first
xo
You can never feature enough Spain. NEVER. But, I appreciate the high amounts of Boca on Kickette lately. So, carry on with your lovely World Cup coverage
Julio Cesar = packaged testerone. And Robinho…oh Robinho…that swag…need I say more? Didn't think so. :-p
*testosterone*
Kaka for me please
Although think my all time lush Brazilian is Roberto Carlos 
OMG, mine too! What is up with that?
Add me to the list! I used to root for Brazil just for the one and only Roberto Carlos….that man is mesmerizing. God bless, wherever you are, Roberto.
Is it just me, or Brazil is just not as exciting as it used to be? I mean, they're never short of talent but something about the current NT that just doesn't get me excited.
I'm Brazilian and I agree with you. As do many of my compatriots. Then again, the 2006 team was rich with talent and look where it got us.
For me, certainly not the best-looking team. But they make up for in skill.
I wonder which team is next?
I dig my boys whether they're hot or not… It's Brazil baby!! We may not agree on our coach's idea of a good team but hey, we are the ones with the 5 stars on the jersey!!!
But u asked us if we fancy any of them, gotta answer that: Julio Cesar, Kaka and Robinho r on my hottie list!!!
ha ha! love it ladies!! i fance kaka, paleness and all.
obv meant fancy. it's a weird word for me. lol!