December 6th, 2006
Her fly may be down and her shirt half tucked in, but Abbey C has just been named as the number one woman in a fantasy poll. As in, “who do you fantasize about when making love to your partner” poll.
First of all, wtf is up with this retarded poll?
And do you notice that after reading the word “poll” three times, it starts to look a little weird?
So, Abbey was named the top fantasy girl, followed by Cheryl Cole in the second place spot.
We’d like to see the dudes they interviewed for this thing. Actually, on second thought, maybe not so much.