December 18th, 2007

Fantasy Fragrances: Trollop, Tears and Afterglow

Listen up, wannabes: you’re no one until you have been paid to put your personal pheromones in a bottle to sell across the nation in gift sets with ratty polyester pink bows. Just ask Victoria, David, Coleen, Alex, Wayne and etc.

While we continue to wait with baited breath for Iker Cassilas to release his first cologne, “Kickette Afterglow”, we’ve discovered we’re not the only ones out there with fantasy fragrance wish lists.

The fantabulous photoshop crew at chickendinner have put together some inspiration on smelling like your favourite baller.  A must click for Tuesday afternoon ennui. 

How we wish some of these scents were on offer at the shops for real – Danielle Lloyd’s Trollop would be the perfect touch to add to our glittering body gel as we wait in the Friday night D-list queue at China Whites. 



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13 Responses to “Fantasy Fragrances: Trollop, Tears and Afterglow”

  1. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    HaHaHa, LOVE IT!!!

    Poor Robbo, wasnt all his fault.  But still funny grin

  2. Sarah x says:

    Haha Funny Stuff Kickette
    It Made Me Giggle raspberry

  3. Robin says:

    who else thinks that trollop smells like cheap suntan lotion? And mai tais.

  4. Elise says:

    Okay.  I laughed at the Tears one, because it’s funny, and I am in deep appreciation for the smoking hot pic they chose to put beside it, but I don’t really get it.  I’ve only ever seen Frank actually cry once, and he buried his face in the pitch to do it.  Apparently his father taught him that crying is showing weakness. (pretty pathetic lesson there, Dad, if you ask me) I’ve never even heard him do that much much whinging, even when he’s had to put up with loads of abuse from the so-called England ‘fans’.  Either I’ve missed something, or it’s just a nice funny way for people that don’t like him to have another go at him. Yawn.

  5. lose that girl says:

    My favourite is the John Terry one—Piss. Go to the website and check it out! Too funny! The packaging is…a paper cup!

    I don’t think Paul Robinson should be singled out as the only goalie who messed up. I feel bad for him.

    And as for Trollop – I think it’s the best one yet!

  6. Cate says:


    Poor Paul.

  7. brandy says:

    Awww poor Paul. I know he f@#í it all up but let’s not forget he had team mates who did a shity job throughout qualification, so to pin it all on Paul is just mean :(

    Trollop is so brilliant it makes me happy! And I’m glad to see that some one else on this planet thinks Frank is a princess toooooo!

  8. tammyv says:

    in a word – BRILLIANT!

  9. Sarah says:

    Hahahaha Nightmare by Titus Bramble.  And the Lampard one!  “Pour les princesses”  This really is brilliant.

  10. carly says:

    LOL This is so great!

  11. Becca says:

    Lol.. I Love These!
    They Are Great, Spesh The Danielle Lloyd One <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  12. lyla22 says:

    lol, i love you kickettes!!!!!

    btw i would chose trollop!!!

  13. paris says:

    Sooooooooooo funny kickette!