December 3rd, 2009

Fashion-Unconscious: Real Madrid Do Dinner

Sergio Ramos. Don't mess with the best cuz the best don't mess.Footballers out in public. Dressing themselves. Cameras present.

Not always a good combination.

Let’s take Real Madrid as an example. A few of the boys were out last night for some dinner in the city; not all of their clothing choices are ones we can support.

Oh, who are we kidding: the more Sergio Ramos dresses in satin gingerbread-hued blazers, the more we love him.

Click through for the rest of the lads and our fashion grades.

Granero
Granero: B+.  He’d get an A but those trainers are not the ones, baby. Not the ones.

S'up Mr. D?
Royston Drenthe: C. The jeans look wonk but the hat looks good. Lost points for the peace-out signs. Shoulda done a “rock on” sign instead.

Albiol and Arbeloa, try saying that five times fast
Albiol and Arbeloa: We are unable to rank these choices because Albiol’s 2nd position ballerina turnout/platypus feet are too distracting.

Xabi Alonso is the best PR ginger-folk can have.
Xabi Alonso: A. Because, yum.

Well, this is just awkward.
Iker Casillas: D-. Because it’s ass. He did shave, though. No, still not enough to redeem the satin jacket which would be better suited on a 10-year-old heading for tryouts at the On Broadway Boys Baseball Club.

Guti. One of a kind, he is.
Guti: His car keys match his shoes which match his waistcoat which matches the tartan on his shirt. It’s either an A or an F. Or both.

Edit: Other swoon-worthy pics courtesy of Diez Minutos

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73 Responses to “Fashion-Unconscious: Real Madrid Do Dinner”

  1. xxxo says:

    Kickeeeeeette, can you please show more of cute n hot and smart GRANERO? dont underestimate him <3 http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&c…

  2. Rachel says:

    i can deal with sergio’s satin gingerbread-hued blazer lol, atleast he’s not rockin those mandals and green jeans…. he is so sexy tho, he can get away with anything =)

  3. taaa_T says:

    i love ramoos,cassilas,alonsoo…..so i love real madrid(not drenthe) and for me the players are pretty in any dresses :*:*:*

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  5. Senorita Iniesta says:

    Iker, please, let me take care of your clothing, PLEASE

    Xabi Alonso: A. Because, yum.

    -> Nothing more to add

  6. LadyInRed says:

    Love all of them (except Drenthe, don't like him very much^^)

    Wanna hug Iker for being so damn cute… But like him most in weared jeans…

    Xabi Oo OMG. Would you please marry me? No? You're already married? Damn it…

  7. Shriya says:

    Oh Xabi… I could well replace that wife/mother of yours… *sigh*

  8. BarcelonaFAN says:

    ahhh… xabi and his lovely ginger beard. :P granero is one fine male specimen too. too bad i’m a barca fan. hahahaha. :P

    • sounderslove says:

      contrary to popular opinion, it is possible to be a fan of both.

    • Mel says:

      I might be more a real fan than barca, but who says you have to be fan of the whole team…

      I support the idea of being fan of players. That way I can think Ramos and Pique are hot :D

      • HJ says:

        Well said! but I'm more of a Barca fan :D . however, it just breaks my heart when Iker hugs the post like that, and Sergio and Ronaldo get depressed so they go shopping for murses.

        • Mel says:

          LOL. Bet ya Ronaldo will be spottet doing some feel better shopping in madrid's most expensive botiques tomorrow, after his red card in the game tonight……

          I have this really wierd thing for Puyol… If you give him a guitar and put a headband on him, he looks like he belongs in an 80's rock band!

          I laugh soooo hard everytime i see him, but I like him!

  9. vienna says:

    sergio’s sexy – doesn’t matter what he’s wearing…even in satin gingerbread-hued blazers ; )

  10. No Metze pics???? Really???? :-(

  11. bubbly_cheryl says:

    xavi- what a delicious bit of mancandy

  12. MissEstonia says:

    You know…I love Guti. I really do. Despite the off-style choices, despite the Ellen hair, despite everything really. But THAT? Oh, come on honey! What is that? I often get the irresistible urge to re-style people, usually women, but in this case…pleasepleasepleaseplease Guti, let me give you a makeover?

    Iker's jacket=wtf?

    I think Esteban and Xabi look best. Both are delicious!

  13. eatmyboost says:

    Iker's outfit doesn't distract from his lovely, beardless face. It's not like those jeans he recently wore with the patches over his peachy ass.

  14. KateAlonso says:

    I think A goes to Xabi (of course ;) ) and for Alvaro, maybe for Granero too – let's forgive him those trainers ;) Higuain too – even if that jacket is quite… interesting. Iker – fine, Guti – definitely F

  15. Fuego says:

    Xabier! *_*

  16. Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

    Oh, my poor Iker, you are killing me!!!

    That new pants look just doesnt look good on you… i prefer the worn out look…. Oh, And that jacket…. looks too High School Musical.

    But, i still love you!!! and i still want to have your babies!!!

    Granero, Xabi, Albiol and Arbeloa look good!!!

    Sergio can pull out anything!!! After all he is the RAMOS!!!

  17. Avenath says:

    Xabi is definitely deserves a big A+….*missing him*..

  18. Ella says:

    Has Granero always been so cute? Or is it just the angle? I swear, only the Ramos could pull off that abomination of an outift.

    • Mel says:

      Ganero was also cute when I saw him play in the peace cup in Madrid this summer, so I think he’s always been that way ;)

  19. Smurfette says:

    This just made my day! I am laughing so hard I got tears streaming down my face! Iker looks gorgeous but that jacket is ridiculous. Too bad Cristiano wasn’t there. I bet he would have had some crazy outfit too along with his manbag.

  20. Sasha says:

    Sergio can't do any wrong in my heart.

    Benz, Gonzo and Kaka were all present…photos of them are floating around the internet somewhere. Raul is waiting for the birth of his child and I think Cristiano was at another event but I'm not sure. It is weird he's not there.

  21. nicki says:

    Am I the only one who loves Iker more the worse he dresses? I love it all, especially the man-bag :-) And they all get an A+ for keeping up the awesomely-bad-adorable Real Madrid fashion choices. Bravo boys, Bravo.

    • Lisa says:

      No you're not the only one. Each bad outfit just warms my heart a little more.

    • Mel says:

      He is time and time again sending messages to women around the world. The message is: Help me dress better :D Pretty please.

  22. NinyaC says:

    Granero is so cute! And Xabi is classy. Oh RM boys… Why do you have to be so beautiful!

    But where are the BFFs – Ronaldo and Kaka? Probably having a date on their own?

  23. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Sergio, Drenthe, Albiol, Arbeloa, and Xabi look good. Iker doesn't look terrible, actually – am impressed. Guti… God, I love him.

  24. Violet_Shh says:

    It's so great Xabi left L'pool. Now I'm free to stare at him all night long. :)

    He's perfect.

  25. Jessika says:

    OMG IKER DO ME! Of course you'd have to remove those horrible clothes XD

  26. Lucy says:

    Kickette! Was Gonzo Higuain not there? :(

  27. kailee says:

    i can let everything else go but the man purse. why Iker… WHY? what could you possible need to carry around, at night, that you would need to stash it in a brown weathered leather man bag… why!?!?!?

    • Thea says:

      I think he looks cute, like an over grown school boy whose had to repeat a few school years!

  28. CNB says:

    I love Iker, but someone please explain to me why does such a gorgeous man dress so horribly??? He seriously needs a stylist or a fashionable friend (but definitely NOT Ramos or Guti).
    Xabi Alonso is A+++…

  29. Mariouma says:

    Ramos el mejor del mundo Te Quiero Mucho SR4
    the most sexy men of La Roja

  30. Regiane says:

    Xabi (who should be crowned "the fashion king of the night) and Granero (minus the horrible sneakers) are my A students.

  31. Lolinha says:

    Guti’s clearly coming to the rescue with some emergency purchases, I bet he’s bringing some extra button-downs and sweaters for his hombres in fashion crisis. (Notice: the matching shoes, belt, keyring, waistcoat and shirt.)

    Granero’s hot and so is Xabi, Sergio’s looking like… well Sergio. Drenthe looks like he goes with that dinged Peugeot, Albiol with that beard looks middle aged and Iker, oh Iker! After the MH topless pose, I can’t diss on him, poor thing, besides he’s looking adorable!

  32. MrsC says:

    Guti get's an A because he perfected the "just being Guti" before Sergio was born.

    Iker- my first thought was "Tony Danza from Taxi"

  33. Izzy says:

    Oh my god Iker why!?! The white sneakers are burning my eyes.

  34. Laura says:

    The Ramos’ blazer is ridiculous, but there’s something strangely sexy about the scarf tucked into the double-button-opened shirt (and gold chain?).

    Who am I kidding? It just doesn’t matter. He makes me drool, particularly when scruff’d.

  35. jenny says:

    Wow, Iker’s fashion choices continue to amaze. Thankfully, they all come off, and we’ve all seen and appreciated what’s underneath the satin jacket and white Seinfeld trainers!

  36. Sara says:

    Guti is growning beard !!! I DO NOT APPROVE !

  37. Riya (Come on you Re says:

    Xabi is A++++++. Oh and he is totally wearing Stevie's shoes. Seriously.

  38. Louise says:

    I swear Iker does it on purpose. “You wanted me to shave? Fine! I shaved! But I’m going to wear a stupid satin jacket the same night. How do you like them apples?”

    Xabi, please help us. You’re our only hope.

  39. Kleon says:

    Xabi, albiol and arbeloa look very nice =)

    and about guti.. WTF outfit+face lol

  40. aristeia says:

    Albiol & Arby and then Xabi in that pic right below them… oh my aching heart. They do look good though. *sigh*

  41. Zatti says:

    where is cris?!?

    and this is a hot team endeed!

    my favs in the pics are arbeloa and albiol, so cute!

  42. Mel says:

    Guti looks like a hobo…. And I still love him.

    I've said it before, and I say it again, Ramos can do no wrong in my world, I loooooove no matter what. I prefer him with less clothes on, but he lookes good wearing just about anything, it seems.

    What's up with the mustaces they're all growing…

  43. HiL says:

    Yummmm Xabi :] and I love Iker beard-less, but what the hell is he wearing.

  44. ManchesterKitty says:

    Arbeloa is like a cuter Clint Dempsey.

  45. carly says:

    haahhaha Guti: english public school boy from waist up // Gangsta from the waist down XD

  46. Daphne says:

    They're the prettiest team! What other team even comes close to them? They're even missing Ronaldo, Kaka y Raul there.

    Albiol's gotta be the absolute worst dressed though. Typical footballer style though, I guess. Is that Xabi behind them chatting up the coat ladies? :D

    Looks like Guti/Ramos/Arbeloa have joined Granero/Albiol/Xabi/Iker in growing beards. A possible Spanish Alliance?

  47. Lauren says:

    Albiol's platypus feet FTW, absolutely brilliant Kickette!

    I say Guti deserves an F, 'cos really, he's got the best highlights in the Liga (and possibly Spain) but he can't invest his time on a GQ -I don't expect him to read, just look at the pictures- and dress better?

    On the other hand, Xabi is looking mighty yummy, the man's perfect (:

  48. Sara says:

    Oh how I detest the murse

  49. Cosmic_Chicken says:

    Wow Xabi is hot! and i wouldnt diss the satin jacket…its all about the man underneath! ;)

  50. Aisha says:

    Iker looks nice ;)