Exclusive To Kickette.com…

 

“Longest in the Locker Room” & Other Player Exclusives with Juan Mata & Raul Meireles (Chelsea), Tom Cleverley (Manchester United), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool) & Mikel Arteta (Arsenal).

Kickette interviews Chelsea starInterviews:

1. Chelsea star Salomon Kalou gives us his two pence worth on sleepwear and male bonding.
2. Tim Howard of Everton/USMNT gabs about greasy food and being one of ‘the good guys’.
3. Nicola Legrottaglie of Juventus
4. Inter Milan’s Francesco Toldo talks to us about fashion and David Beckham’s balls.
5. D.C. United’s Chris Pontius talks bachelorhood and babes.
6. Meet the girl who dresses footballers for a living, Jada Styles.
7. Lance Parker: part time model, full time footballer.
8. Benny Feilhaber dishes on his web antics and the USMNT.
9. We ‘Rise and Shine’ with Jay DeMerit.
10. Hunter Gilstrap (USL’s Pittsburgh Riverhounds) on being single and base layers.
11. Former USWNT member, Brandi Chastain, describes what it’s like to win a World Cup.
12. Shaun Wright-Philips’ other half, Sian Owen talks about life as a WAG.
13. The sexy-ass Bobby Boswell (then at DC United) analyzes our Finest Five list.

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…Plus Many More Must-Reads

 

Footballer Soap Operas

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Baby Mamma Is Shrouded In Mystery
From the family who firmly believes in the power of yellow leatherwhite cowboy boots and stretchy fabrics – sometimes all at once -  we bring you more utterly confusing details about CR JR!

Three’s a crowd for Nicklas Bendtner, Caroline Fleming & Rory Fleming
A story so difficult to follow that we needed flash cards.

Kevin-Prince Boateng Dumps Then Humps
Note: little bro, Jerome, is still the hotter Boateng.

Dani Guiza and His Baby Mama
Who was also his agent at the time.

Ricardo Quaresma and Catie Costa
No diamond earrings were hurt during this dispute.

Sergio “Kun” Aguero and Gianinna Maradona
An off and on roller coaster ride feat. a seriously cute bubba.

Pato’s Divorce Drama
The perils of being young, rich and fickle.

Kickette Glossary of Terms

How’s your footballer face vocabulary?
A Kickette classic.

Identifying short tents vs bulges
Sadly not taught in uni.

The Many Stages of MANlove
Hot boys getting handsy.

The Ramos Effect™
Coined by Kickette scientists and everything!

A Study in Skankocity
Our cheat-sheet to keeping track of the most active players and playettes on the scene.

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For Your Stalking Files

 

EURO 2012 Accommodations Overview: Portugal

EURO 2012 Accommodations Overview: France

EURO 2012 Accommodations Overview: Sweden

EURO 2012 Accommodations Overview: Greece

EURO 2012 Accommodations Overview: Spain

EURO 2012: Accommodations Overview: England

EURO 2012: Accommodations Overview: Republic of Ireland

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Last But Not Least, Our Man Candy Selections

 

The Elite Eleven
We select the finest footballers to form our ultimate fantasy team.

The Finest Five
An “of the moment” list of our “finest” five footballers. Note: this list is subject to change according to mood, games watched and ‘ballers that decide to grow pornstaches.

The Hot Hall of Fame
Recognising a lifetime of dedicated deliciousness.