Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /var/www/html/ki/kickette.com/wp-content/plugins/polldaddy/polldaddy-org.php on line 385
Warning: Division by zero in /var/www/html/ki/kickette.com/wp-content/plugins/polldaddy/polldaddy-org.php on line 512
KICKETTE READERS’ CHOICE AWARDS 2009: BEST OF
Ovary Explosion of the Year
Pregnancy by picture? Not quite, but a handful of gals definitely felt tender inner turmoil after bearing witness to these unfathomably adorable moments.
Death came on swift wings to ovaries when we caught a first glimpse of Fernando & Nora in a padre/hija snuggle.
It was hard to keep our grabby hands to ourselves after seeing a giraffe eating out of Fabio Cannavaro’s hands. A 5-month-old lion cub confirmed that the man does indeed taste like Tartufo.
Photos of the Vidic family should really come with a warning. Ya know, such as: Staring at Luka Vidic may cause your lady parts to take actions you may not yet be ready for.
Harry keeps on contributing to the Kewell sprog-takeover and he looks better and better each time he does it.
Because, well, just look at ‘em.
Sure, we know Zlatan is a man of much ego and supreme bitch-face. But seeing the softer side of this big Swedish striker brings out an urge to don an apron and bake heart shaped cookies for the whole damn family.
Well, of course this photo would get your ovaries jumping: it’s your female instincts kicking in with the knowledge that this baby could have used another day or two in the oven, not on the pitch. Still, Kun’s obvious paternal pride was sweeter than Splenda.
This is simple (and effective): strong man carries children whilst looking protective. Dunzo.
The lush Xabi Alonso dealing with baby Jon’s temper tantrum? Not just entertaining, but with enough of an “aww” dosage that you don’t know whether to laugh or to start taking more folic acid and doing kegels.