KICKETTE READERS’ CHOICE AWARDS 2009: FOOTY FASHION
Eye Bleeders and Brain Freezers
Their outfit selections made heads turn… for all the wrong reasons.
This Man City star single-handedly redefined fugly attire. All. Year. Round.
If 50 cent and Rainbow Brite were to procreate, El Hadji Diouf would be their fashionably-handicapped child. Good grief.
The dry cleaners must’ve been closed this week because there’s no way in hell a man would actually choose to wear this outfit. Even the dog bowed his/her head in shame.
An early-adopter of the hobo chic look, we highly doubt the weatherman’s accuracy in calling for frost bite if a coat is not required. Robbie should’ve ran his fine arse back to Selfridge’s for a MUGGs refund + interest.
Taking style advice from the “Gerard Pique House of Shamelessly Hideous Shoes,” our beloved Iker’s footwear/denim/etc had us near the edge. Truffles brought us back.





