KICKETTE READERS’ CHOICE AWARDS 2009: THE WAGS
Biggest Step In The Right Direction:
They’re not at fully-redeemed status, but which WAG scored B+’s in your grade book this year?
Alex’s post McDonald’s body:
She quit the Big Macs so her thighs wouldn’t want to quit her body. Did not fully-fix bloatface but we commend progress. Girl looks hot.
Toni as a brunette:
Mrs. John Terry headed back to her roots and the reception was warm. That is, until we all saw how large her ring was.
Elen’s break-up bounceback shoes:
The best way to stomp on your man’s heart only to backtrack on your “I miss you” quotes is in a killer pair of heels. Matching “left” and “right” was a big moment for Elen.
Abbey Clancy stays sober:
Mrs. Crouch-to-be attended an open bar social gathering and remained upright for more than 2 hours. Sobriety for one night = success!
Carly Zucker’s hair:
Similar to a Bratz doll, her hair once outweighed her body. Thankfully, she was taught the importance of a comb.
