August 20th, 2009

Fernando Torres: Ability to Bitchface Remains Intact

Fernando Torres with...staples.

Fernando gets knocked the f out. Image via Getty

You may cut him.

He may bleed.

But you will never stop Fernando Torres’s ability to give good bitchface.

FYI, freckles are all accounted for.

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28 Responses to “Fernando Torres: Ability to Bitchface Remains Intact”

  1. tyrabanks says:

    nando has the best bitchface. forget david villa lol

  2. D says:

    he looks like a pussy!! but i want to know is how the hell he got that black eye.

  3. Nando's Ma says:

    just seen a new pic of nando on the LFC website training at Melwood with the squad and he has a cracking shiner on him now. It's so perfect it looks painted on ! Still a cutie though xx

  4. kayla says:

    I <3 u nando!! his soo cute, kickettes your website is amazing..the best I have to say! ;)

  5. teamtoto says:

    i think he looks uber sexy with his scar now! lol, loving the bitchface! LOL! :) so sexy

  6. Avenath says:

    Is it just me or does Nando look hotter with all bruised and stapled?!….niiicceee!!!

  7. Kate says:

    geez where did he get this? He looks like 'we'll have a little talk after the game' LOL

  8. Poor Nando.

    The only thing I probably like more than his bitch face is his pout.

  9. Sassyone says:

    Torres got eyes for christmas, he could give me that bitchface all night!

  10. Olya says:

    hahaha just watch the bitchfaces rub off on his daughter. Before you know it shes gonna be looking at everyone else like that too.

  11. Bákoka says:

    I love his bitchfaces. Why he can´t stop to be sexy beast ? AHAhaha

  12. MrsC says:

    Oh, smoochies, Nando. He's to pretty to mess up his face!!!

  13. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    Ouch. That sucks. Staples are no joke on the pain front – I can only imagine the pain with one IN THE FACE. Eeeek.

  14. Dii says:

    oh poor luv, get well soon. <3 i hope there's not going to be very bad scar there… : but yay, bitchface is still here. ^^

  15. Fer_Lahm says:

    that bitchface is really priceless, and poor baby xx

  16. Erin says:

    As Rafa said…we're top of the league in stitches! And as the LFC commentator said last night…he was too pretty anyway. LOL!

    Heal quickly, lovey. You're a god amongst men.

  17. Rachel says:

    poor baby:(:(:(:( Get well soon love. xxxx

  18. Beth says:

    it looked painful, but he seems to be ok, just with one hell of a black eye this morning!!

    Also is it me or has he had his eyebrow shaved to put the staples in???

  19. aristeia says:

    Pobrecito. :( You can see his face swelling up already. Glad he was able to come back on.

    He looks like a warrior now… as do half the squad, haha. Martin w/ his cracked jaw, Jamie w/ his Karate Kid headband, Fernando cut up and w/ a forthcoming shiner. My boys are toughies. ;) Either with this or upon this– that's how we do.

    We should just cut off Albertino's leg, stick a giant machine gun on it, and send him onto the pitch now.

  20. Nando's Ma says:

    It didn't look like he had his eyebrow shaved on the telly close-up but he's gonna have a lovely scar.

    Me heart nearly stopped when I saw him go down in the box cos he'd already had a headbut about a minute earlier but we all cheered when he came back on.

    Confirms what I already knew, that boy is HARD (and gives great bitchface) xXx

  21. Dutch says:

    Ouch he's goin to have one nasty black eye but he's still got bitchface intact lol

  22. Ira says:

    Poor Fer :( But I'm sure he's okay now… =) The most important thing was his amazing goaaaal!! :D

    btw. I love his bitchfaces…jajaja xD

  23. Hannahh says:

    it looked soo sore when he did it! thats what you call taking one for the team

    LOVE<3

  24. Lol, he's got the whole.."Oh no you didn't just get mud on my new nikes.."

  25. suzie says:

    ouch!!! That's gotta hurt. Hope he doesn't scare baby nora.

  26. Ashlieghh :) says:

    pooor thing :( xx