September 4th, 2012
Fernando Torres’ Coiffure Needs To Go
Archie O’Hara is not impressed. Images: Chelsea Magazine, Getty Images.
Can any of our trusted readers *puhlease* figure this shiznit out with the scissor gods since it’s clear Fernando Torres is incapable of handling things himself? His face is oh so purrty, yet his hair is oh so clinically depressing.
And while you’re at it, can you also figure out why he’s decided to experiment with Olalla’s tinted bronzer all of a sudden?
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FF LIST. NOW.
So cute! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zeyqYnky1qcxc…
i can't help it. i'm totally obsessed with this guy, no matter what he does with his hair. i don't care wether he's pale or tanned, blonde or brunette. to me he's the prettiest man i've ever seen. he's just so special, these freckles!!!! i could go on like that for hours…if i ever meet him in person i'm going to faint.
Amen!
Btw. I saw him last year in person in Leverkusen/Germany. He´s simply georgeous!
Why Fernando isn´t on the FF-list yet? Or straight to HHoF? No matter how his hair is, he´s absolutely gorgeous man! And a great husband and father.
Yes yes yes!
AMEN!!!
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Definitely agree on the hair thing, too boyish and hides his beautiful face. BTW have you seen those pictures from his last match, aaayyyyy http://gfsports.tumblr.com/page/26
That shirt clinging to his body, wooowww.
Kickette more Mr. Ramos please : P
I think it's so funny that guys have the same hair issues as us ladies (although I doubt they obsess as much as we do)….I am a newbie to this wonderful world of football, but he is a cutie pie. and there is such a spectrum for us to choose from….cutie pie = Nando, teddy bear=Messi, hottie=Sergio Ramos, handsome=CR. no matter what I'm in the mood for, there is always a footballer to satisfy me…..IF ONLY!!!!
I like your thinking.
Can I have this cutie for my breakfast please?
Me too please!
Torres is still one of the prettiest and sexiest fooballplayers ever! You can´t deny it.
Thats right!
IMO he is THE sexiest! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ujggWi3n1r3gn…
El Niño's face can have any color and style of hair on top of it yet it will always be pretty.
Amen!
He looks like the blond dude from ''Blades of glory''.
And that`s NOT a good thing.
But that guy (the Napoleon Dinamite guy right?) was ugly. Fernando, despite the hair, is most definitely not ugly.
Anyone see the original Karate Kid movie? The blonde kid that was the enemy to Ralph M, in the movie……Nando's hair and that shirt totally made me think of that.
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He looks like Megan Rapinoe
Maybe it's the lighting?
I was about to protest but then I found this very HQ image of earlier today http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9u19mOIGY1r82f…
No, it turns out I don't mind the hair that much. When styled like that, it suits him perfectly IMO.
Jesus Christ, what a foto!
Some kind of warning would have been nice. I'd have had a shot of something ahead of time. Several shots.
I love his blond hair. It fits him and make him looking special. <3
Why all the references to bronzer people? It's summer (or just was). Is it possible that he was actually out in the sun on vacation? I seem to know very few men who actually use sunscreen.
I was also thinking that the make-up artist for the shoot had something to do with it too. For some reason they think people need to be more tan for pictures.
Not to mention the wonderful world of Photoshop! Very rarely is a professional picture a reflection of the exact reality these days.
The hair is Bad (capital B required!). I can live with the St Tropez tan but please start whitening tonight!! Yellow teeth are just not a good look Nando…
He doesn't have yellow teeth and he's not that orange either. The lighting of the photo shoot is just very bad.
Psst… that's the reflection of his gold medals he's nomming on.
Aww, I think he looks hot with short blonde hair! Blonde suits him better than brown,in my opinion… I most definitely would, though… No matter what hair colour or style!
This!
Compared to some of the previous hair fails he has had, I don’t mind this look really. I still totally would – he needs to be in the finest five!!!
He was right though. He looked like a nine year old boy at world cup 2010. And as I understood what he said then, teammates used to make fun of him because of it.
i think he looked best in the months after, naturally brown, but a teensy bit longer!
''i think he looked best in the months after, naturally brown, but a teensy bit longer!''
I agree.
Like this?
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=fernando+torres+…
Like this http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m855n3ohIh1rcwb… http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m855n3ohIh1rcwb…
He's so gorgeous, I can't…
Ah yes, nice.
He has such a beautiful face, why hide it with this damn hair? UGH!
Agreed.
He still deserved to be on the finest five!!! <33333
YES!!!
Amen!!!
Amen to that!!!
Does Olalla like it like this? Can't she cut it when he's sleeping or something?
I go against my whole usual taste in men for Nando, the hair is a minor annoyance when you look at what's beneath the fluff.
Olalla stood by him through worse hair cut crises than this , didn't she?
She did, maybe she likes it? If I was her he'd be natural and shorter…but Im not *sigh*
She probably doesn't have a say. It's his hair after all and that's not worth fighting over it, really.
Ha true, Im sure he more than makes up for it in other ways
He seems to go through cycles… he did the long blonde thing, now he is doing the short blonde thing he did some years ago. Maybe we'll eventually get back to the short brown? Honestly, I'll take his blonde hair if he can STOP DYING HIS EYEBROWS! Just a pet peeve of mine.
But agreed- I normally don't bother looking at blondes much, but Nando defies my regular preferences on about 23 levels.
I much prefer short blonde to long blonde mind you, maybe one day he'll shock us all and go for a buzzcut
I won't lie… I don't even notice his hair color when he is sporting a proper v-neck tee like this: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9u19mOIGY1r82f…
*swoon*
Oh April! I know what I'll be dreaming of tonight! He looks delicious in that, yum.
I'll have to report back to you on what I think he looks like at Stamford Bridge should he be playing in the match against ManU in a couple of months.
You were kind enough to provide me your review from that CL match, haha!
Are you going????? I would LOVE to get to that game, of all them, that's the one I really want to go to!
I am supposed to… booked the flight and hotel, just need to get the tix when they go on sale! Fingers crossed that it works out, or that'll be a bit of money I am out on.
Oh I hope it works out for you! I have found it so difficult to get tickets for big games cos of the loyalty point system they have, I went once with Thomas Cook Sport as a package but it's so expensive that way.
I will admit- this relies completely on a fan with membership getting to buy the tickets and my accompanying them. I don't currently have any special means of getting to the big games without any help from some friendly fans with points.
Hope you can find a way to the game as well!
What a pic! What a man!
His hair looked great for the Camp Nou Barcelona game last spring. He probably got it cut in Spain. I agree, he needs to find a new stylist in London. But I love him whatever, whenever.
Nando I love you, but the hair must go NOW! He's so pretty though… ''sigh''
It's so frustrating! And so hilarious at the same time. I can't help laughing when I see this, it's too much.
I like his hair. I like a shaggy, bleached Torres. And the tan. But what puzzles me is his showing off the CL medal since he didn't do anything to deserve it but look pretty. And he certainly excels at that.
errr….so his goal against Barca didn't count?
I guess three goals and six assists in the whole tournament while being far from the first choice striker don't count for anything these days.
And let's not forget the corner that he won in the final.
history-changing corner, alright
He's back to his pre-op transexual look again. His fashion icon is clearly Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran! Don't even know if it was chic in the 80's!!!
Lol!
This!
This entire look says 'I've been hanging out with Raul Meireles too much' (which isn't a bad thing as Meireles is hot, but oompa-loopma-esque). But with Meireles transferring, hopefully the orange will go away…
Aw, man, you just reminded me that sexy (albeit, stylishly-questionable) Meireles has left.
Much sadder to me than Nando's hair, though I prefer it brown and less emo.
He should definetely start looking for a new hairdresser! Have you recognized this strange strand of hair which kept falling into his face recently? These are those things that really drive me mad
STOP THE SANDY DUNCAN HAIRDO, NANDO!! I love Mr. Torres with a fiery passion, but WTF indeed! Why does he feel compelled to cover his beautiful face? Are you getting grooming tips from Cristiano Ronaldo? (Here’s a tip: CR7 doesn’t have your best interest in mind….)
Consider this tough love, my dear Fernando, but Sergio Ramos’ hair is currently better than yours. Handle it, bb.
He has been looking a little orange recently! Still a cutie though
I honestly don't know why he doesn't just go back to his World Cup 2010 hair – he looked sooo much better then! But I guess he just prefers to be blonde. As for the bronzer, that's just wrong on so many levels.
THIS. He said he cut it to look more like a dad but ended up looking younger, and that was a mistake and he won't do it again. And I'm like "NOOOOOO IT'S GOOD LIKE THAAAAAAAAT."