September 4th, 2012
Fernando Torres’ Coiffure Needs To Go
Archie O’Hara is not impressed. Images: Chelsea Magazine, Getty Images.
Can any of our trusted readers *puhlease* figure this shiznit out with the scissor gods since it’s clear Fernando Torres is incapable of handling things himself? His face is oh so purrty, yet his hair is oh so clinically depressing.
And while you’re at it, can you also figure out why he’s decided to experiment with Olalla’s tinted bronzer all of a sudden?
Godspeed, Kickettes. This one’s for all the marbles.