April 6th, 2012
Fernando Torres & Olalla Dominguez: Blond Hair, Don’t Care
The loveliest of childhood sweethearts were seen hoofing it down Sloane Street in London yesterday, travelling towards the Dolce & Gabbana boutique.
Upon reflection of this week’s jarring transformation, we’re beginning to accept the reality for loving the Ferd. We must allow him his hair transgressions. We have faith he will work through this issue like he always does. He’s young. He has freckles. He is tall. He loves his wife more than we love our credit cards. Let us not ask for too much.
Only this: that he doesn’t leave the house again until this is sorted. The world is full of enough pain and sadness as it is. Torres needs to do the right thing and make amends. Or carry a baby with him at all times.
And before you ask us, no we don’t have anything better to do today.