September 2nd, 2010
Fernando Torres & Olalla: Expecting Their Own Niño
We know, it’s rather unfathomable to think this man is capable of procreating both ovary-bursting boys and girls, but it’s true, Kickettes: Fernando and Olalla’s second child will be a baby boy. Image: GTRES.
Yes, Kickettes, it’s true. A bigger story than Sergio’s haircut has broken and better still, the outcome (we hope) will be infinitely more visually attractive.
In an interview with Cadena Cope, where Fernando discusses this past World Cup and his current EPL career, the interviewers inquire about the impending birth of his second child (Olalla will be about 6 months pregnant in September).
Despite his best attempts at playing coy, when probed, Torres simply responds with: Es Niño (translation: It’s a boy).
We can’t tell you. There hasn’t been this much excitement-induced nausea in the Kickette office since a cookie dough van broke down outside…