February 13th, 2009
Fernando Torres: Facial Hair Officially Confirmed
In our ongoing consideration of whether Liverpool’s Fernando Torres should be placed on our Finest 5 list, we requested evidence that he, our favourite freckled player, was capable of growing facial hair. And so, this photo of confirmation was sent to us.
But herein lies the rub. Our lovely Nando seems to be made from the elite breed of facial hair growth we call Barely Clinging.
One stiff breeze and those four chin hairs would be gone faster than you can say “onset of puberty”.
Your thoughts? Is this enough proof that our favourite freckle-faced boy is man enough for the job at hand?
Random: Iker avec scruff is attached for comparative reference.