July 27th, 2009
Fernando Torres: A Hair Too Far
Let’s have a quick update / comment on the hair choices currently being made by two of our favourite Liverpool lads.
Fernando Torres: Is this what having a new baby in the house does to your hair situ?
This is a public health outrage. Should we start some sort of campaign to help to afford Nando a night nanny? Sleep deprivation is obviously affecting his decision-making processes.
Nando-stalkers with shavers, please take care of this urgently.
Xabi Alonso: appears to have trimmed his beard.
He’s now able to fool innocent randoms into thinking he’s actually a brunette. We all know the truth.