June 28th, 2010

Five Reasons We Love Gonzalo Higuain, Argentina

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Well, perhaps the title of this post is misleading. See, we could give you five reasons to love Gonzalo Higuain, the Argentina NT hit man. For example, 1. We could wax lyrical about his goal-scoring prowess (Pipita’s hat trick against S. Korea was the first in the World Cup since 2002).

Or, 2. We could give props about the major upgrade to Higgy’s appearance since the hair cut, Then, there’s also 3. His thrilling dedication to wearing tight, (so very tight) shirts that make our footy-watching an extra fun-filled experience.

And obviously, 4. His name is fun to say, especially when intoxicated.

But truly, all of the above = inconsequential when faced with the real facts. He has a fantabulous shelf booty. Yes, Mr. Higuain is the owner of an ass to be proud of, one that you can rest your glass of champers on if you need a spare hand, even. As you can see, no one – not even Diego Maradona-  can keep their hands off of it.

So, congratulations to Argentina for their advancement into the World Cup quarters, and congratulations to Gonzalo Higuain for being the current WC top scorer, thus ensuring that we get to worship his superior bootay for at least another another week.

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69 Responses to “Five Reasons We Love Gonzalo Higuain, Argentina”

  1. Pilar says:

    How you you know soo much about Argentina? its shoking that you know about Luisiana Salazar or Redrado. Im from argentina and im officially shoked haha. By the way the nickname you give to someone called Gonzalo is Gon or Gonza. "Gonzo sounds just…wrong". Yeah I guess we are preatty lucky in Argentina and we have this handsome players. Greetings from Argentina.

  2. hannah says:

    oh oh ohhhh,he is so hottttttttttttt,mashallah , hope he doesnt have girlfriend ……………….

  3. cute girl says:

    Higuain, do you have a girlfriend? If you don't have a girlfriend, I want to be your girlfriend…………………………….

  4. kay says:


    • Mrs higuain says:

      What the hell r u saying that about my husband?

    • Pilar says:

      Please don't say Gonzo that just sounds wrong the nickname you give to a Gonzalo is Gon, Gonza, never Gonzo thats kind of an ugly nickname. Sorry

  5. Nhân says:

    How can i talk to him? I’m a Vietnamese but i like him so much. I play well and his smile’s so lovely :D

  6. Estefi says:

    Yeeesss finally :) My favourite player! I love him,he’s perfect,and nice,and extremely humble…

  7. simone says:

    That is a really nice ass. I never really noticed heinze before but he is definitely cute. Half German half Italian.

  8. taly says:

    Girls don’t be so deadly serious.Just may be this so called model was his wet dream when he was 12 or something. And now he finally can fulfil his dreams and f-k this silicon valley.And if it makes him to feel good it’s ok for me.

    n. b. sorry for my english

  9. vickyvivot says:

    he isn’t dating lusiana salazar, she is just a tv slut and she is “dating” the economy minister, redrado, some people also said she dated messi and tennis player del potro (all of them in their early 20′s)but it’s not true.

  10. love masche says:

    Total adonis! too bad he was allegedly dating argentinian “model” Luciana Salazar :( that has to be bad taste on his side, right ? :(


    • SoccerDuckie says:

      Might simply be 'taste' rather than bad taste; as in, his other head's taste. I wish I hadn't seen that pic though…my eyes…silicone poked!!!

    • Syrian! says:

      OMG WHY! :( did u put up this link :'( my heart is broken.. damn why her she seems really really sluty anyways maybe just romers I hope hihi

    • RedGirl says:

      don't worry, apparently she's been ''dating'' (if we can call it that way) with the former president of our country's central bank… a really odd couple I must say 0.0

  11. Syrian! says:

    Girlsss give it up :( HE IS DATING :'(


  12. taly says:


    I'm deeply in love with this man .Since he plays for Madrid i have en extra reason to be devoted Madridista.Twice a year i leave my son and my office and come to Bernabeu to see Real and Pipita in action.

    My 5 reasons are:

    1. his eyes

    2.his smile

    3.his body

    4.his voice

    5.his laugh

    Ohhh,i've forgot something. He's a lethal striker too.

  13. tash says:

    I’m not an ass-loving girl but I could make an exception this one time!!

  14. missbubbles says:

    GONZOOOOOOO…..HHHOOOTTT!!! I love him and everything that comes together with him…especialy ramos and garay…LOL

  15. Cute Guy says:

    He’s HOT with a great ass :)

  16. Phila says:

    Hear hear!

  17. lulu says:

    I can’t remember the name of the thing when they have to throw the ball with their hands because it left the pitch (sorry English is my second language and I’ve had a smirnoff ice too many), but whenever Higuain picks it up and raises it above his head… I smile ^^

    BTW: Argentina vs. Brazil… that’s the final match!!! ARRIBA SUDAMERICAAAAA :D

  18. SoccerDuckie says:

    Cutie! I do want to squeeze some of that fine ass…mmmm….

    Btw, Kickette should do more pics of tight, tight, tight shirts. Too many times already during the national anthems I was totally distracted by the nipple shots. *big grin* They were all headlighting BIG time. :)

  19. Susie says:

    Youve got some cute guys on that Argentinian team (Higuain, Heinze, etc…) I must say! :)

  20. LaNovena says:

    OMG thank you kikette, was waiting long for this. I love him for so long. BTW his chest is sexy too with that Argentina shirt. Too bad for that bwin advertisment of RMs shirt, you just dont have such a great view on it. ;) I love how much down to earth he is. Hus fighting spirit against all critics and hes become so so sexy! Oh yeah girls, I love his voice too!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_RirHGOOsw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haS-M7r4Xks

    thank you again kickette, please bring more of him:

  21. ess-jay says:

    this man is a total hottie!!! yuuuuum!

  22. Rosey says:

    His ass is HHHOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. EternalDreamer says:

    His bum cheers me up a little bit.

  24. TristaJade says:

    Amen to this post. Love it. ;)

  25. RedGirl says:

    finally!!! he's great!! and his ''c.u.l.o'' (ass in spanish =P) too!

    aguante argentina! =)

  26. Innocenza says:

    Hooray! Higuaín love! Thanks, Kickette!

  27. Pau says:

    I can give you a 5000 reasons of why I hate him T.T

  28. aps says:

    I love higuain. Is he taken kickette?

  29. Inés says:

    I love Pipita!

    the face, the body, the skills…*melts*

  30. futbolkick says:

    OMG!!! I was actually thinking about when i was actually going to see pipita on kickette! thank you soo much kickette, appreciate this post. i have loved him since about a year ago. His ass is pretty amazing thou i was also thinking about that the other day. It stands outtt!!!!!! lol. Hopefully he wil keep scoring goals in the World Cup. I think he finally has enough attention from everyone!


  31. Barcelista says:

    When are you going to make a top five hottie-list for Argentina!!! I’m still waiting Kickette.. And Kun, Higuain and Messi better be on that list! ;)

    • senora ramos says:

      yes, argentina finest 5 ftw!!

    • Nancy says:

      Amen, Sister! We have to keep nagging! :)
      We want our Argentina list, Kickette!

      That pic of Maradona gently slapping his butt is just priceless. Gonzalo’s really growing on me, too cute….Messi comes first though.

  32. Gonzo and his ass is one of my favourite things in this world, I have loved him since forever (well.. feels like forever) <3

  33. Anya says:

    That ass is the only thing that keeps me awake while watching R.M games with all those Osasunas and Malagas.

    Especially when they replay his goals in slow motion…

  34. pipita says:

    omg, kickette. i just happened to comment a few hours back that you dont give enough attention to gonzalo. coincidence!
    <3 <3

  35. Liz says:

    Ahhhh my Pipita. About time he is getting some recognition!

    That ass is delish, I just want to BITE IT!

    Another 5 reasons

    1. His sexy, smooth voice

    2. He kicks ass on the field

    3. He is family orientated

    4. His bromance with Sergio Ramos

    5. That innocent smile!

  36. p4ng says:

    Funny, I actually 'lived' in the same hotel as him (see the ''when he departing Liverpool-pic''), when I was in Liverpool in march. Haha ^^

  37. Syrian! says:






    HE IS JUST TOO HOT <3 I loveeee you Gonzaloo

  38. vickyvivot says:


    pipita is adorable!!! he is also very nice with everyone!

  39. Mrs.DiegoForlan says:

    whenever i become slightly depressed about the shortage in nice male booty, i just look at higuain running down the pitch and smile :) that's one nice ass!

  40. Mrs higuain says:

    Nice! Those 5 reasons r great.but 4 me there will be 5000000000 reasons 2 like him.

  41. c-kyiv says:

    I think he can be the MVP (quote kickette) most valuable piece of ass

  42. senora ramos says:

    oh kickette. you have made me so happy. i love my pipa! he is my 2nd fav blanco. thank you for staying love. this takes away 30% of the hurt this weekend. there are 100 million reasons for me to love him, but your 5 will work too!

    germany v argentina should be EPIC!

    ps – super, super proud of his goal scoring this tourney so far!

  43. C16 says:

    Don't show me any Argentinians right now…

  44. Nathalie says:

    Is it so wrong that Im turned on my the third picture?

  45. caitanya says:

    i have been in love with him for too long–i'm glad you are spotlighting him!