June 28th, 2010
Five Reasons We Love Gonzalo Higuain, Argentina
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Well, perhaps the title of this post is misleading. See, we could give you five reasons to love Gonzalo Higuain, the Argentina NT hit man. For example, 1. We could wax lyrical about his goal-scoring prowess (Pipita’s hat trick against S. Korea was the first in the World Cup since 2002).
Or, 2. We could give props about the major upgrade to Higgy’s appearance since the hair cut, Then, there’s also 3. His thrilling dedication to wearing tight, (so very tight) shirts that make our footy-watching an extra fun-filled experience.
And obviously, 4. His name is fun to say, especially when intoxicated.
But truly, all of the above = inconsequential when faced with the real facts. He has a fantabulous shelf booty. Yes, Mr. Higuain is the owner of an ass to be proud of, one that you can rest your glass of champers on if you need a spare hand, even. As you can see, no one – not even Diego Maradona- can keep their hands off of it.
So, congratulations to Argentina for their advancement into the World Cup quarters, and congratulations to Gonzalo Higuain for being the current WC top scorer, thus ensuring that we get to worship his superior bootay for at least another another week.
How you you know soo much about Argentina? its shoking that you know about Luisiana Salazar or Redrado. Im from argentina and im officially shoked haha. By the way the nickname you give to someone called Gonzalo is Gon or Gonza. "Gonzo sounds just…wrong". Yeah I guess we are preatty lucky in Argentina and we have this handsome players. Greetings from Argentina.
oh oh ohhhh,he is so hottttttttttttt,mashallah , hope he doesnt have girlfriend ……………….
Higuain, do you have a girlfriend? If you don't have a girlfriend, I want to be your girlfriend…………………………….
GONZO IS SO FUCKING HOTTTT!!!!!!
What the hell r u saying that about my husband?
Please don't say Gonzo that just sounds wrong the nickname you give to a Gonzalo is Gon, Gonza, never Gonzo thats kind of an ugly nickname. Sorry
How can i talk to him? I’m a Vietnamese but i like him so much. I play well and his smile’s so lovely
Yeeesss finally
My favourite player! I love him,he’s perfect,and nice,and extremely humble…
That is a really nice ass. I never really noticed heinze before but he is definitely cute. Half German half Italian.
Girls don’t be so deadly serious.Just may be this so called model was his wet dream when he was 12 or something. And now he finally can fulfil his dreams and f-k this silicon valley.And if it makes him to feel good it’s ok for me.
n. b. sorry for my english
he isn’t dating lusiana salazar, she is just a tv slut and she is “dating” the economy minister, redrado, some people also said she dated messi and tennis player del potro (all of them in their early 20′s)but it’s not true.
and luis miguel, the singer, too… her list is endless
Total adonis! too bad he was allegedly dating argentinian “model” Luciana Salazar
that has to be bad taste on his side, right ? 
http://www.terra.com.ar/imagenes/originales/176/176781.jpeg
Might simply be 'taste' rather than bad taste; as in, his other head's taste. I wish I hadn't seen that pic though…my eyes…silicone poked!!!
OMG WHY!
did u put up this link :'( my heart is broken.. damn why her she seems really really sluty anyways maybe just romers I hope hihi
naah sluty is too big haha
but they dont fit together :’(
don't worry, apparently she's been ''dating'' (if we can call it that way) with the former president of our country's central bank… a really odd couple I must say 0.0
Girlsss give it up
HE IS DATING :'(
http://www.google.nl/#hl=nl&source=hp&q=g…
Correction Link
http://truy-thata.livejournal.com/38582.html
awww, she's cute and normal. i approve. though am sad
they are not together anymore
i really hope he's not dating that other girl who's pick is linked.
ooh btw, these pictures were posted on the 3rd of march this year, its only 2 month.. ru sure?
I’m argentinian and he’s been saying that he’s single for a long time in many interviews.And he parties a lot so I don’t think he has a girlfriend now
Aww YESS hihi MUCHOS GRACIAS POR MAKING MY DAY
haha okay my spanish is 0 so excuse that hihi anyways always nice to know 
@ Lunka, OMG i soo hope ur right!
eventho shes cute it makes me saaaaaaaaaaaaaad 
lmaoooo I dont think he is dating such girls ( that model ) I think hes better than that =D
OMG!!
I'm deeply in love with this man .Since he plays for Madrid i have en extra reason to be devoted Madridista.Twice a year i leave my son and my office and come to Bernabeu to see Real and Pipita in action.
My 5 reasons are:
1. his eyes
2.his smile
3.his body
4.his voice
5.his laugh
Ohhh,i've forgot something. He's a lethal striker too.
i am so jealous of you! lol!
I’m not an ass-loving girl but I could make an exception this one time!!
GONZOOOOOOO…..HHHOOOTTT!!! I love him and everything that comes together with him…especialy ramos and garay…LOL
He’s HOT with a great ass
Hear hear!
I can’t remember the name of the thing when they have to throw the ball with their hands because it left the pitch (sorry English is my second language and I’ve had a smirnoff ice too many), but whenever Higuain picks it up and raises it above his head… I smile ^^
BTW: Argentina vs. Brazil… that’s the final match!!! ARRIBA SUDAMERICAAAAA
Cutie! I do want to squeeze some of that fine ass…mmmm….
Btw, Kickette should do more pics of tight, tight, tight shirts. Too many times already during the national anthems I was totally distracted by the nipple shots. *big grin* They were all headlighting BIG time.
Youve got some cute guys on that Argentinian team (Higuain, Heinze, etc…) I must say!
OMG thank you kikette, was waiting long for this. I love him for so long. BTW his chest is sexy too with that Argentina shirt. Too bad for that bwin advertisment of RMs shirt, you just dont have such a great view on it.
I love how much down to earth he is. Hus fighting spirit against all critics and hes become so so sexy! Oh yeah girls, I love his voice too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_RirHGOOsw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haS-M7r4Xks
thank you again kickette, please bring more of him:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bZMber1iT0hm…
forgot this:
http://i50.tinypic.com/30az9sn.jpg
P.S. please excuse my typos, I just get too confused thinking of this hottie!
this man is a total hottie!!! yuuuuum!
His ass is HHHOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
His bum cheers me up a little bit.
Amen to this post. Love it.
finally!!! he's great!! and his ''c.u.l.o'' (ass in spanish =P) too!
aguante argentina! =)
Hooray! Higuaín love! Thanks, Kickette!
I can give you a 5000 reasons of why I hate him T.T
Totally…¬¬
That’s funny, because i can’t even think of one reason!
(5000 is quite a lot, btw)
I love higuain. Is he taken kickette?
yes–by me!
hehe
I love Pipita!
the face, the body, the skills…*melts*
OMG!!! I was actually thinking about when i was actually going to see pipita on kickette! thank you soo much kickette, appreciate this post. i have loved him since about a year ago. His ass is pretty amazing thou i was also thinking about that the other day. It stands outtt!!!!!! lol. Hopefully he wil keep scoring goals in the World Cup. I think he finally has enough attention from everyone!
YAY! VAMOS ARGENTINA!!!!!!!!!! PIPITA FOREVER!!!! <3 <3
When are you going to make a top five hottie-list for Argentina!!! I’m still waiting Kickette.. And Kun, Higuain and Messi better be on that list!
yes, argentina finest 5 ftw!!
Amen, Sister! We have to keep nagging!
We want our Argentina list, Kickette!
That pic of Maradona gently slapping his butt is just priceless. Gonzalo’s really growing on me, too cute….Messi comes first though.
Agree! Leo's definitely first on my list too
Gonzo and his ass is one of my favourite things in this world, I have loved him since forever (well.. feels like forever) <3
That ass is the only thing that keeps me awake while watching R.M games with all those Osasunas and Malagas.
Especially when they replay his goals in slow motion…
omg, kickette. i just happened to comment a few hours back that you dont give enough attention to gonzalo. coincidence!
<3 <3
Ahhhh my Pipita. About time he is getting some recognition!
That ass is delish, I just want to BITE IT!
Another 5 reasons
1. His sexy, smooth voice
2. He kicks ass on the field
3. He is family orientated
4. His bromance with Sergio Ramos
5. That innocent smile!
Funny, I actually 'lived' in the same hotel as him (see the ''when he departing Liverpool-pic''), when I was in Liverpool in march. Haha ^^
MY 5 REASONS:
HE IS SMOKIN HOT
HE IS FREAKIN HOT
HE IS UNBELIEVABLE HOT
HE IS HOT LIKE CRAY
HE IS JUST TOO HOT <3 I loveeee you Gonzaloo
AGUANTE ARGENTINA!!!!
pipita is adorable!!! he is also very nice with everyone!
whenever i become slightly depressed about the shortage in nice male booty, i just look at higuain running down the pitch and smile
that's one nice ass!
Nice! Those 5 reasons r great.but 4 me there will be 5000000000 reasons 2 like him.
I think he can be the MVP (quote kickette) most valuable piece of ass
oh kickette. you have made me so happy. i love my pipa! he is my 2nd fav blanco. thank you for staying love. this takes away 30% of the hurt this weekend. there are 100 million reasons for me to love him, but your 5 will work too!
germany v argentina should be EPIC!
ps – super, super proud of his goal scoring this tourney so far!
Don't show me any Argentinians right now…
sorry about mexico.
Is it so wrong that Im turned on my the third picture?
i have been in love with him for too long–i'm glad you are spotlighting him!