March 19th, 2008

Flashback: Alex Curran


Old school Alex: what do you think?  We’re disturbed by the denim, but doesn’t she look fresh-faced and non-WAGalicious here?  And check out the low volume hair – feel free to compare and contrast. It’s truly a revelation.

cheers BT!

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85 Responses to “Flashback: Alex Curran”

  1. Missy ! says:

    you Lot should REALLY get a grip – is that all you do is slag people Off? 

    Seriously Jealousy gets you NOWHERE <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  2. FT9FTW says:

    AHAHAHAHAHA! I couldn’t have said it better, Portia! I love you for that. IMHO, she looks pathetic and bland. This makes me wanna poke Stevie’s eyes out even more now!

  3. Melissa says:

    I wonder how Steven felt about the story, because isn’t that around the time they started dating?

  4. LISA says:

    It was sold to the daily star headlined “jennifer ellison stole/ robbed my fella”

    about May-ish 2002.

    yes she has had a boob job – she sold that story to the daily mirror.

  5. Katie says:

    i remember reading in a newspaper that all the guests had to wear black or white and only posh spice had something purple i think.

  6. paris says:

    I think she looks nice before and after

  7. kaya says:

    She reminds me of Cameron Diaz’s kid cousin who unfortunately didn’t get the looks. She’s still got a bit of a tummy, but her boobs are suspiciously small in this pic…. hmmm.
    I think the trailer park look is reinforced by the fact she must’ve bought the shirt and jeans from walmart…. and then washed them together.
    She does look like she’s trying to pull off that all-american girl look, which is a bad idea for anyone.

  8. Nikki says:

    So she did have a boob job!

    Someone up here said that she looks like she had a nose job and I’ve got to say that at the very least she did some ‘retouching’ to it, yes <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  9. e says:

    Melissa you won’t be able to find it i’ve looked but she defo sold her story i remember reading it but if you type it in google nothing comes up!!!!

    You here about celebs paying

  10. Melissa says:

    Anyone know where we could read the orginal article?

  11. Angie says:

    I love her so much here, seriously. She looks like a regular gal, wtf happened now?! She transformed so much. She looks way better here, hate her now.

  12. Sarah says:

    Portia and raina, I agree completely.  She does look like trailer trash. Or like she’s trying way too hard.  The jeans are too tight, the shirt is too pink, the hair is too bleached, etc.

  13. FabLove says:

    She really does look normal here.
    Except for the cheeks and jeans. Aren’t her cheeks too pink?
    Her jeans are umm *insert suitable word here*

  14. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    You sure thats a wedding and not a funeral!! What’s with all the black??

  15. Katie says:

    here is a pic i found from phil nevilles wedding.his wife with all the united WAGS from 2000.…

  16. e says:

    I was just thinking that, her nose looks flatter now days.

    It was the Sunday Mirror she sold her story too but it has vanished from their archives??!!

    It used to be there but now it’s gone funny eh?

  17. c9 says:

    No problem, I like knowing my kickette girls are satisfied daily!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />

  18. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Deeeeep Breaths MrsXabi!!!! Gawd I’ve come over all hot and flustered!!
    Thank you very much c9, they made my heart and tummy go all funny!! He is scrummmmmmy <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />

  19. Tracy says:

    Is it me or does anyone think she had her nose done? Her nose in that picture looks different than her nose in newer pictures.

  20. dani,, MrsHarryKewel says:


    sorry random but had to put it in

  21. dani,, MrsHarryKewel says:

    c9 erm you sed torres and nando look stunning

  22. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK c9 I forgive ya, a Xabi pic would make it better <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Glad you liked the video too, I’ve just posted my Stevie one on the TTTO thread.

  23. rania says:

    she looks like what we would call in America ‘trailer trash’.

  24. Lisa says:



  25. c9 says:

    Please forgive me MrsXabi, I did not mean to offend you <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

    But please know I did enjoy the video!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  26. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    You couldn’t remember ‘the other guys’ name?!! That other guy is the love of my life, he is far from forgetable! Tut Tut c9!

  27. brandy, aka CR' says:

    Oh, and the fact that she did a Kiss and Tell in some slag mag… makes her even more of a class-less wag wannabe!

  28. brandy, aka CR' says:

    Yikes – she is HIDEOUS! Even her pre-pregnancy belly is gross, I can’t imagine what it is post-preggers. She even had the carb face back then! You can tell her skin is pink like a pig’s and has a pound of pancake mix on her face trying to cover it up. Gross. Yes to trailer trash wannabe. Or like some audition pictures for Girls Gone Wild. Very classy…. not.

    Do pictures of her with her real hair colour even exist?! I can’t believe all of you think that this is what “normal/natural” looks like…

    I agree that in these pics she is quite non-wag, which sounds like a compliment, but what she does look like is a wag wannabe – which is way worse….

  29. c9 says:

    Oops, Thanks Dani, I meant to say Xabi and Nando. Could you tell I was so focused on Torres I couldn’t remember the other guys name?!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  30. c9 says:

    MrsXabi- Sorry I’m a little late on trying to help. I do love the new vid, Torres and Nando look absolutely stunning! Thanks for the Liverpool love!

  31. Portia says:

    She looks like what we in the States would call “trailer park trash”. That’s mean, I know.  Sue me.

    Mrs.XabiAlonso, your video is adorable.

  32. Avenath says:

    MrsXabiAlonso, i applaud you for your dedication and creative use of fireworks, hearts and Mariah Carey in that video. Simply BRILLIANT!! Thank you, thank you, thank you…*bowing down at your feet*

    As for Alex…OH MY F***ING GOD!! She looks like Alex’s 3rd cousin from her mother’s side. Much prettier and yes, more real. Why do women turn into Paris Hilton wannabes the moment they marry into money?? Can’t they just stay the way they are or at most, become classier versions of themselves?!

    Note to Stevie: I have far superior fashion sense than Alex. I wouldn’t need any tan whatsoever coz i’m naturally olive-skinned. I can give you a son (my sisters have 3, so there!) Plus, i have a job. MARRY ME, STEVIE!!!!

  33. RedGirl says:

    I hardly recognized her when I first saw the pics!!! The difference is amazing…

    MXA, thanks for the vid. Makes me love my lads even more <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  34. LoveLamps says:

    This is not the same person.  I am SHOCKED at what some surgery, bleach and fake bake can do for a girl!

  35. Rusty says:

    MrsXabi, your video made me realize that I indeed think John Arne Riise (blech) is hot. (I am completely aware that he didn’t break the Smudger’s leg; I merely hate him because of his Pooliness.)

    keyword: husband46. Who *is* my 46th husband?

  36. Pussycat says:

    I just realized that she tucked her shirt up in the first photo in order to show her belly button ring (or was told to). Ah to be young again.
    And I still like the way she looks here – less polished but more real.

  37. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    You know, maybe it’s the lack of boobs but Alex actually looks skinnier here than she does now!! I thought all WAG’s shrunk the higher up the WAG list they got??!

    (And I love the Xabi/Torres pic, sooo cute)

  38. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I will do soon, promise.

  39. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    For those who wanna see the Liverpool clip me and Pussycat are talking about, it’s here.  You don’t have to register or anything either.…
    Let me know if you like <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  40. Pussycat says:

    The Xabi/Torres forehead one at 2:42.

    Make a Stevie one!

  41. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Glad you enjoyed!! Now I know what I’m doing, I can make more <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" />
    You mean the Reina, Carra pic?

  42. Pussycat says:

    Worth the wait!!
    I really like the way you used the hearts to blend between photos. And the pic at 2:41ish is awesome.

  43. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    YAY!! I’ve done it!! Its the first one in sports, with Xabi and Stevie kissing!!

  44. Pussycat says:

    You’re just a terrible tease. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  45. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I can’t even find it, grrr. I need c9 to tell me what to do, she uses it!

  46. Pussycat says:

    I got to the sports section – what is it listed as?

  47. Pussycat says:

    Is it on the front page? When I log in there are a bunch of videos pictured. No search function?

  48. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh damn it!! Sorry pussycat, I dunno what to do. No youtube doesnt charge, but to transfer it from that site over you have to pay.

  49. Johnna says:

    And also.. she’s had two children at a very young age. Maybe she just wants some time to enjoy them before popping out another. Jesus.

  50. Johnna says:

    I think she’s absolutely beautiful there. She really is one of the most naturally gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen. I still think she’s gorgeous but now it’s too fake and way too much makeup is involved.

  51. Pussycat says:

    didn’t work MXA. :(
    And I LOVE me some LFC men.

  52. Pussycat says:

    I will join MXA – youtube charges? Is that new?

    I guess Alex doesn’t want any more stretch marks on her boobs. Or to stop partying for 9 months. I bet Stevie would love a boy. Sigh.

  53. Sara says:

    Her look is younger and pared down, but this proves she’s always been a chav.

  54. carly says:

    At least her colours are a bit more natural, in the midst of a pink-fest. But she still had a carb-face.  tongue laugh

  55. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Alex did a kiss and tell?? Well I never.

  56. sarabee says:

    Mmmmm…if I remember rightly wasnt this the shoot she did for a the kiss and tell headline “Jennifer Ellison stole my boyfriend “ ?. And she subsequently hooked up with Jens ex not long after…. Stevie G!  Just watched an interview with him on local news and he was in outfit from previous thread…grey jumper etc. Musta been same day. He wistfully talks about another child, alongside the interview hes doing about the string of dockside apartments he has just bought, but seems Alex needs a bit of persuading. Make of that what you will…..

  57. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    It takes a second to join pussycat, can you log in and then see if you can watch it please. It’s quite good, but I dont wana have to pay to put it on youtube.  First time I’ve used it, thought I’d try seeing as my movie maker one didnt upoad!

  58. The Fourth Official says:

    Tammy, you are so right.  She’s trying for that corn-fed, sexy, young blonde look that only Americans seem to get right, and in the end, she’s just coming across as cheap and a little desperate.  You can see what’s coming, given a bit of money.

  59. Pussycat says:

    off topic must I MUST post this for everyone who doesn’t get Setanta. Watch them all.

  60. Pussycat says:

    It asked me to log in MXA.
    Make another video! With the market doing what it did today I need something to cheer me up!

  61. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    As this is a thread about a souser, then I’m not going off topic to post my Liverpool montage here. Enjoy smile

    Hope this works.

  62. QB says:

    i meant hooker shoes

  63. QB says:

    she is a cute girl whit out all the make up, tan , ridiculous hair and hooker soes

  64. Tres Bien says:

    Alex looks like any girl you’d run across.  Strangely enough, she still reminds me of any girl you’d run across.

    Becca x- As far as Elen goes, it’s her ‘ex-husband.‘  Make of that what you will.

  65. HoneyBee says:

    Good girl gone slutty.What has happened to her?Maybe all that money got to her head(it definitely did).

  66. Rusty says:

    While it is obvious to me that she has needed fashion tips for a long time, I prefer her this way. She looks NORMAL.

  67. Lo says:

    Funniest thing i’ve seen all day, thank you!  Those jeans are hideous but she was totally cute before all the orange tan & air hair.

  68. Pussycat says:

    Well. Hmm. I like to think that this is the woman Stevie fell in love with when he was just a kid. Nice smile, pretty, she looks FUN. We could all hang with this woman. What he ended up marrying is a barbie doll. I wonder if he had any idea what he was getting himself into?
    I could LIKE this woman but she doesn’t fulfill my need for WAG-mockery like Alex2.0 does.

  69. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Hey Sarah, I do not look like that!!! I am not quite wag-tastic (thank god) but neither am I this bad….although she can use the excuse ‘it was the 90s!!!‘

  70. Jenn says:

    That’s the spirit, Sarah!

    *Whips out fake tan lotion and platform heels*

  71. Sarah x says:

    Oh God..
    Do YOu Know What, I Acctually Quite Liek This Picture, But For One Reason Only..
    If She Looked Like That When She First Started Going Out With Stevie, Then Theres Hope For All Of Us!
    So.. The Lesson Learnt From This Picture Is You Can All Be A WAG If You Put Your Mind To it. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  72. Becca x says:

    Omg I Cant Believe This Is Alex Curran-Gerrard. She Needs A Better Bra!! I Have To Say That I Think She Does Look Better Now Days.
    Abi Clancy Looks So Nice In That Second Before Picture! I Love It <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />.

    Just One Last Thing…. Look At Elen Rives And Her Ex-Fiance. Yuck.…

  73. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    haha lol i widnt say cute cheryl bites
    but ok w.e floats your boat

  74. cheryl bites says:

    Dani: that fourth image is 403, and the third one is hilarious. Christina Aguilera tribute!

    But the second one: AWWWWWWWWW!!!! She is/was so cute!!!!

  75. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    alex isnt the only one to get hit by Wag-dom

    look at abbey clancy


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  76. thee_gerrards says:

    wooow so natural but i still prefer her now shes all glamed up and polished and lookin amazing as usual but her legs nnow r incredible! she looks so bright and carefree…..

    i thought all of you would cuss her wayyyyyy to much for this contrast

  77. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    OMFG is this really her lol
    i agree this is boring and “normal” <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" />
    theres nothing to piss take about lol

  78. anonymous says:

    she looks gourgeos <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" /> . she is looking great now too but there was nothing wrong before either <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  79. tammyv says:

    She looks like herself with her tacky style but without the cash that really makes it all work, clothes still too tight and the usual muffin top, bad roots, and her real cheast being pushed to the limit.

  80. Jenn says:


  81. Jenn says:

    Wow….WAGdom can do wonders for a women.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />

    I would have seen it coming though…

  82. c9 says:

    Holy Jesus, this can’t be the same woman. God, if she could have only stayed this way, I might have some respect for the woman.

    I can see why Stevie loved her, she’s all natural, but now….. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />

  83. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh.My.Mother.Of.F*ck!!!!!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" />

    I’m not sure what to say, I am in total shock!!
    She looks so, dare I say it, normal!! No thick eyebrows, no ridiculous boobs, no boufont hair, still pretty chavy clothes!!

    I think I prefer her all wagged up, there’s nothing to poke fun at here, just what everyone looked like in the 90s!!!