September 2nd, 2011

Flashing Footballers: Can You Name This Bent Over English Booty?

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Uh…can we get a little help here?

Scout’s honour, we’re legitimately confused as to whom this rear belongs to (Scott Parker?)

The only thing we can say for sure is that this bum-in-question needs to be brought back from the evil, base layer dark side. Stat.

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27 Responses to “Flashing Footballers: Can You Name This Bent Over English Booty?”

  1. Jake says:

    It's Parker. He's the only one who wears all black boots. And he's the only one with a short, stout body type. Milner was a good guess, but he wears Nike Ctr360 boots which are white and black.

  2. fahimmcfc says:

    look at the eng bench images at the sun, i was right it is mr milner

  3. essjay says:

    My original guess was Joe Hart… But then Sofia pointed out there's a ring on the left hand… So it's gotta be Scott Parker! To the best of my knowledge, Hart and Milner only have girlfriends, not wives, no?

  4. bethetwelfthman says:

    hmmm from that bit of hair, his boots, the wedding ring and being a West Ham fan (he spent quite a number of years with us), I say this is Parker. =D

  5. Jen says:

    I think Parker, Barry or Milner??

  6. FloraJane says:

    I am amused by the number of guys seemingly so interested in mystery-bum's flexibility! I can have so much fun with that! LOL

  7. sofia says:

    love how everyone's looking at him funny…he appears to have a wedding ring, is parker married? all i can say is that his behind is bettered only by hart

  8. balicious8 says:

    I though he would be Joe Hart but then the legs are short so i'll go for Parker :P

  9. Sergz says:

    I looked up the training pictures somewhere else and saw that the person with those shoes,socks and jacket is Scott Parker.

    Great stalking abilities. :D

  10. fahimmcfc says:

    this is james milner i am 100% sure

  11. Tee says:

    Is fabio capello checking mystery butt-man out?

  12. AC_USA says:

    Hart? :)

    • Kat22 says:

      Nah, too short to be Hart I think.

      • Kat22 says:

        Whoever it is, I think he's standing next to Ashley Cole and Wayne Rooney, and if you look at the length of their legs compared to our mystery man, I'd say they're about the same height.

  13. Savannah says:

    Looking at the boots I would say Parker too.

  14. Kat22 says:

    I do wish John Terry would sort his socks out! They almost look like hold-ups…

  15. footballandme says:

    By the bemused looks on Capello, Terry, Defoe, Lampard and Cleverley then I think even they dont know who the butt belongs to LOL!

  16. Miss Lampard says:

    Today it's my b-day, I hope they'll win tonight with Lampsy between the scorers..Yeah I think he's Scott Parker, 'cause he usually wears this pair of shoes!

  17. Hot4Spurs says:

    No clue Kickette, but I think this should be a new category every Friday. The Friday mystery bum??