September 2nd, 2011
Flashing Footballers: Can You Name This Bent Over English Booty?
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Uh…can we get a little help here?
Scout’s honour, we’re legitimately confused as to whom this rear belongs to (Scott Parker?)
The only thing we can say for sure is that this bum-in-question needs to be brought back from the evil, base layer dark side. Stat.


It's Parker. He's the only one who wears all black boots. And he's the only one with a short, stout body type. Milner was a good guess, but he wears Nike Ctr360 boots which are white and black.
look at the eng bench images at the sun, i was right it is mr milner
My original guess was Joe Hart… But then Sofia pointed out there's a ring on the left hand… So it's gotta be Scott Parker! To the best of my knowledge, Hart and Milner only have girlfriends, not wives, no?
hi freinds now i got the proof…look at the england bench at bulgaria…I mean to say have a close look at the shoes… http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3792552/Steven-Howard-England-futures-bright-watch-out-Frank-Lampard-Rio-Ferdinand.html” rel=”nofollow”>.http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3792552/Steven-Howard-England-futures-bright-watch-out-Frank-Lampard-Rio-Ferdinand.html
hmmm from that bit of hair, his boots, the wedding ring and being a West Ham fan (he spent quite a number of years with us), I say this is Parker. =D
I think Parker, Barry or Milner??
I am amused by the number of guys seemingly so interested in mystery-bum's flexibility! I can have so much fun with that! LOL
love how everyone's looking at him funny…he appears to have a wedding ring, is parker married? all i can say is that his behind is bettered only by hart
I only noticed that when you said it! Good spotting!!
I though he would be Joe Hart but then the legs are short so i'll go for Parker
I looked up the training pictures somewhere else and saw that the person with those shoes,socks and jacket is Scott Parker.
Great stalking abilities.
this is james milner i am 100% sure
Good gues…by the little hair I see, its perfect shade to be Milner
Milner's not married though?
Is fabio capello checking mystery butt-man out?
Hart?
Nah, too short to be Hart I think.
Whoever it is, I think he's standing next to Ashley Cole and Wayne Rooney, and if you look at the length of their legs compared to our mystery man, I'd say they're about the same height.
Looking at the boots I would say Parker too.
I do wish John Terry would sort his socks out! They almost look like hold-ups…
Oh, I've always thought that was adorable the way he does that! lol
He looks ridiculous. Most bizarre "fashion" ever.
By the bemused looks on Capello, Terry, Defoe, Lampard and Cleverley then I think even they dont know who the butt belongs to LOL!
Today it's my b-day, I hope they'll win tonight with Lampsy between the scorers..Yeah I think he's Scott Parker, 'cause he usually wears this pair of shoes!
No clue Kickette, but I think this should be a new category every Friday. The Friday mystery bum??
If there was enough to go around we’d do it!