March 22nd, 2011
Flashing Footballers: Full Disclosure Or Barely There Exposure?
The best manbits expose themselves around 0:27. First spotted on WAATP.
Objectifying professional sportsmen on lists like our Finest Five can be mentally taxing. In between offering valid critiques and milling about in a base layer-bored manner for the past 4.5 years, we’ve somehow remain unscathed in our naughty pleasure pursuits. And let’s be honest: nowhere else in the world would you ever find such important, relevant news.
So in a similar vein of self praise, please stop whatever you’re doing. We’re asking the tough questions about flashing footballers today, folks, and hell yeah do we have pictorial proof.
Whether accidental and unbeknownst to them – or by all well intentioned purposes – players on and off the pitch sometimes reveal more than our iPad screens can handle. As we once said in the heat of seeing Michael Dawson’s nethers, god bless these shameless men and their penchant for public nudity and cameraphone posing.
In the fantasy island/world that we live in, ‘ballers whose names don’t start with “David” and end in “Beckham” would be forbidden to bare underwear. We’d forever permit Dbecks to cheekily pick his wedgies and adjust his crotch at whim, naturally.
But, that’s just us. For some of you, however, this limited amount of bum would hardly help sustain your exceptional standards of living. Maximum mancandy exposure, as you believe, is a necessary evil: necessary for you and Thomas Mueller, evil for your intimate partners who will never quite measure up.
FYI – our good friend/honorary unpaid Spring term intern for our humongous virtual headquarters, Blake, sent us this photo. Send him your therapy bills.
Tell us, Kickettes, which side of the fine perving line do you walk on? When it comes to your personal tendencies, do you prefer skin subtlety or the full on ‘here it is, people’ attitude? And, are you tired of seeing this site infiltrated by innocuous shots of skin or do you yearn for spectacular abs (like Mario Gomez) and other loose third legs on the reg?