March 22nd, 2011

Flashing Footballers: Full Disclosure Or Barely There Exposure?

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The best manbits expose themselves around 0:27. First spotted on WAATP.

Objectifying professional sportsmen on lists like our Finest Five can be mentally taxing. In between offering valid critiques and milling about in a base layer-bored manner for the past 4.5 years, we’ve somehow remain unscathed in our naughty pleasure pursuits. And let’s be honest: nowhere else in the world would you ever find such important, relevant news.

So in a similar vein of self praise, please stop whatever you’re doing.  We’re asking the tough questions about flashing footballers today, folks, and hell yeah do we have pictorial proof.

Whether accidental and unbeknownst to them – or by all well intentioned purposes – players on and off the pitch sometimes reveal more than our iPad screens can handle. As we once said in the heat of seeing Michael Dawson’s nethers, god bless these shameless men and their penchant for public nudity and cameraphone posing.

In the fantasy island/world that we live in, ‘ballers whose names don’t start with “David” and end in “Beckham” would be forbidden to bare underwear. We’d forever permit Dbecks to cheekily pick his wedgies and adjust his crotch at whim, naturally.

But, that’s just us. For some of you, however, this limited amount of bum would hardly help sustain your exceptional standards of living. Maximum mancandy exposure, as you believe, is a necessary evil: necessary for you and Thomas Mueller, evil for your intimate partners who will never quite measure up.

FYI – our good friend/honorary unpaid Spring term intern for our humongous virtual headquarters, Blake, sent us this photo. Send him your therapy bills.

Tell us, Kickettes, which side of the fine perving line do you walk on? When it comes to your personal tendencies, do you prefer skin subtlety or the full on ‘here it is, people’ attitude? And, are you tired of seeing this site infiltrated by innocuous shots of skin or do you yearn for spectacular abs (like Mario Gomez) and other loose third legs on the reg?

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40 Responses to “Flashing Footballers: Full Disclosure Or Barely There Exposure?”

  1. Omar says:

    nice boner, lol

  2. tigerS says:

    Who's the guy in the video?

  3. Sarah, Madrid says:

    haha! I didnt think that Kickette will post it, I cracked up, start calling my friends to watch the replay on tv because this stuff doesnt happen every day lol.

  4. senora ramos says:

    saw filipe's live action (well, on my tv) but oh HOL E HELL Mueller!!!! well done blake, well done!

  5. Miss XOXO says:


  6. chay says:

    when i first saw that bum shot of filipe, i cannot deny that i shouted, "hell yeah!"

    and mueller … WHOA! Is that legal?

  7. Winnie Mata says:

    honestly…i was so unprepared for that shot of Muller!
    he didn't even let me sing the Peac0ck song to him!
    now i must skip right to the bridge:
    "oh my god, not exaggeration,
    all of this time was worth the waitin'
    and so on…but seriously…DAMN!!!
    i am GOBSMACKED! :O

  8. Saucy Aussie says:


  9. LuvinBale says:

    Someone should tell Thomas Mueller that there is a better way to carry your Bratwurst with you. No need to shove it down the front of your pants.

    Thanks Blake for the pic. Glad to see someone is out there keeping all the Kickette's best interest at heart.
    Best interest being naked ballers, half naked ballers, ballers in state of undress, ballers being massaged and rubbed down, ballers celebrating half naked , ballers falling out of clubs half naked– you get the picture.

  10. @DebStimson says:

    Ummm Kickette? Surely it was an oversight that the pic of The Ramos flashing us was left off this post?… (ty Una ;) this never gets old ;)

    • dontaskmetosmile says:

      I completely and fully agree! I sent this picture to Kickette ages ago, but I suppose the shock was too great for them, and they completely forgot to share the picture with the rest the Army. Completely understandable given the man, and the quality of the bum involved.

      Una Madridista actually includes this pic in random posts. Haha.

    • Debsen says:

      I was wondering the same thing. How that pic got left out. Perhaps because Kickette wasn't over the shock of the Mueller pic. I know I'm not!

    • Winnie Mata says:

      i am forever indebted to you for this…

  11. black widow says:

    talk about a mann schaft …

  12. diana says:

    So..Thomas, is that a train or are you just happy to see me?


  13. Ess-Jay says:

    Any skin shown is thoroughly appreciated. Be that accidental, or on purpose…
    Like that video. YUM! What a beautiful ass this man has! :D

  14. Jo_ says:

    What was the question? [gawks at Mueller pic] Well done, Blake.

  15. Mafellite says:

    Both are truly satisfying, I'd have to say, but the involuntary ones make me feel a little bit more… naughty, to say the least! :-P

  16. caquark says:

    Some guy was predicting a "big one" this week to hit Calif.. The big one on Kickette is much preferred and no less ground shaking. Now to rate it…and 8.0? ;)

  17. Maria says:

    jajajajaja I was watching the game & I was Kickett sooner or later would have to put that video clip up.. he does have a nice booty… To bad it wasn't they booty I wanted to see….

    Thomas Muller ..uuuuuummmmm no comment…. x_X …

  18. lorena_yGp says:

    :-) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) that's all I have to say….

  19. Thea says:

    Best flasher is Yoann- follwed by Forlan – both leave a bit to their imagination!

  20. blitzenTO says:

    Although I would never, ever turn down the gift of baller booty, WHY OH WHY couldn’t this have been Diego Forlan’s???

  21. Jen says:

    Wow, how does Mueller run around with such a large snake? Bum shot was good!!

  22. hereforthenando says:

    Flashing footballers are what warm up these long days where spring should be here, but since I'm in Canada, instead it's just snowing/raining/ruining my life. That picture of Mueller is unreal. Hell. Oh.

    I'm off to screen cap that video. BRB in a few hours.

    • Lily Montels says:

      You must be in toronto then bc I am in vancouver and we had sunshining today

  23. JA7 says:

    annddd i cant believe his shorts cameeeee offf..he has a realli NICE ass :P
    this is a helluva a lot of manbits in just one post kickette…highlight of my day!

  24. SunnyK says:

    My mother and I were watching the Madird derby and both of us laughed like school girls when that happened. Then I though, "I can't wait to see that on Kickette!"

    • @DebStimson says:

      lol Of course they had to show a replay with a different angle from the live version too. Should we send Ozi a thank you card for his help?

      Had the same thought about Kickette too. Kickette you never fail us!

  25. Soon2beWifeOfNAsri says:

    Good God Is that an Anaconda coming out of Mueller's shorts, well Hello there =)

  26. IrishBlue says:

    It's sometimes nice to leave something for my imagination to run away with…Sod it, I'm in denial…Bring. On. The. Nakedness!

  27. Zina says:

    Thomas Mueller: OMFG!

  28. Lotte says:

    LOL, I was dozing off in the sofa while watching the Madrid derby when my eldest son started giggling: "Mum, you can see his bum!". Guess if that woke me!