June 8th, 2010
Flashing Footballers: Name Those Mantylines
Damn, unidentified-but-easily-guessable-homie, those visible panty/mantylines are so tight your hamstrings are trying to quit your bum. Images via Getty Images Europe/AFP Photos.
Similar to the popular 1950′s game show, Name That Tune, we’re challenging our Kickette contestants to name and shame as many ‘baller backsides as humanly possible.
So, who’s ready to show-off their superior mental molestation skills by ID’ing round 1′s rump?
An even better front shot awaits. Drum roll please….
…Ta-Da!
It’s everyone’s favourite front wedgie extraordinaire – Cristiano Ronaldo!
Bonus Round Question: does either shot detract from his otherwise delectably crispy bacon for you?
Got no problems with the tan, but these pics just look nasty somehow. Ugh. I actually like him, loved that shower pic, booty looked so good there!
i honestly thought that was a black player from the back. needs to chill with the tanning. but we knew that.
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Thank you Kickette! Love CRon and his wedgie!! Tan looks real to me.
All I can say is EW! Think my brain just exploded in disgust!
yeah me too… eeew..
he’s overexposed…. but he likes it.. MEGA EGO
How come I didn't see that one. I should have known it with that fake tan. God I hate him. My eyes and my brain are officially now mad at me. Please someone get me something to clean my eyes and if possible my brain with. There should have been a warning or something!
*Need-to-erase-image-of-tanned-disgusting-arrogant-jerk+his-underwear*
You know I'm actually upset with myself that I knew that…. arrrrgh can't stomach the guy… why oh why hasn't Lippi brought Borriello with to South Africa sob sob sob…for all of forever…
Douchebag extraordinaire that's right.
Hey CRon, I never need to see your underwear. And even though he's Portuguese and lives in Spain, his tan still looks fake to me.
That makes the two of us!
he should do a mandatory community service: PORN MOVIES!
thank you!
I knew it! My eyes hurt now tho.
As a portuguese team supporter, i know their training gear colors so i knew it was someone portuguese. i figured it wouldn't be someone like bruno alvez, because the most obsessed over tuga is cron.
I love the front wedgie shot. I saw that on the FIFA website. I bet he did that on purpose. lol
Now if we can somehow get higuain to do the same thing …
Seriously, that was too easy ;P Lovely pic kickette, really made my day!!!!
The easiest guess i have ever had to make, those sexy legs, had to be cr9.
Am I the only one who doesn’t get the CR9 obsession? Please explain what is so great about him cos I REALLY don’t get it!!! Think he is way to gel-haired and a “bit” over-tanned for me (so not my type) but perhaps it’s just the attitude that is ruining it?? It can’t just be the fact that he plays for Real Madrid, cos didn’t even like him back in the old ManU days. So if anyone can/will – please explain!!
He’s a beautiful and talented man. And no he is not TOO tanned. Remember he is Portuguese living in Spain. The majority of us have a nice effortless tan. Maybe he’s too dark for your preference, but theres nothing wrong with his complexion. You just like them pale. That’s all
Well, he’s got a hot bod
That’s one of the reasons why I like him.
Haha fair enough
Perhaps I’ll never get it.. But thanks for the answer anyway 
Guess I’ll just stick to my beloved Yoann and Barca boys (all of them – including Pep!) and of course the entire Gunner team
*Drooling big time*
What a bizarre question…everyone has different tastes and it just so happens that you don't like this Portuguese flavour.
First of all I had no intention of offending anyone – and hope I havn't
The reason I asked was because I was trying to see if anyone could point out the hotness and perhaps make me change my mind.. There is so much in the media about him and thought it would be easier if I could see the hotness 
Don't think it's gonna happen though..
Anyway my last BF was actually half portuguese half brazilian with a natural dark complexion and I though he was hot
so no it has nothing to do with CR9 being portuguese looking.. Just don't like over-tanned guys which I personally think he is.. And if you ladies remember CR9 back in the early Sporting days, he wasn't this dark..
But hey it is all a matter of taste right? And if we all had the hots for the same guys a lot of people would probably end up alone.. So it's all just for the best I guess
And if you look at my Q&A above I did also reach the same conclusion as you ladies did – that we have different taste.. Guess he'll never be a part of my hottie-team.. Again there is no need to be offended cos really didn't mean to offend anyone..
But thanks for the comments though 
*And with the Sporting comment I just meant to say that I think his tan looks fake.. Just in case anyone wondered..
He's a beautiful and talented man. And no he is not TOO tanned. Remember he is Portuguese living in Spain. The majority of us have a nice effortless tan. Maybe he's too dark for your preference, but theres nothing wrong with his complexion. You just like them pale. That's all
I got that one! Gees…I can spot his yummy tush anywhere!
Oh Dear! great pics!!! love that man!!!!
That was easy…
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Is it scary that I actually got it right?
Ohh you can tight my eyes I will still recognize those legs…that body,that face,eyes,smile,TAN,hair ,ABS!!! When will I move to Madrid…??!!
D:
Lol @ the Bacon reference though. I know a few ladies who will be excited to see that!
I got excited over nothing
He is one footballer I just cannoy like
Felt exactly the same way.. Completely agree with you!!
I recognised his buttocks from the 4 years i spent being obsessed by his every move, did i really used to like that. It's times like this I question my optician, do i really have 20/20 vision?? xxx
Miss Kickette….that was easy! One of the most identifiable 'assets' on the planet!!!! You're going easy on us because its the Tuesday before the WC, right??
mmmmmm hot from the front and the back.HOT HOT HOT.xxx
Only he could make me appreciate tighty-whitey underwear!
of course it had to be him! how didn't I recognize that booty?
guessed it by the incredibly veiny legs and awful colored cleats
Before I clicked through, I thought it was Nani because the legs are so brown! LOL!
Aaaah! Somebody break out the brain bleach!!
and make sure you share!! i need some.
cannot. unsee.