August 2nd, 2010
Fogo Fans: Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Marcelo and Pepe
No need to look at the trousers on waiter boy/man who looks like he may have a “special” swing set up in his basement. Just avert your eyes and appreciate Kaka’s eyebrows.
Over the weekend a few Real Madrid players hit up one of our favourite Brazilian steakhouse restaurant chains, Fogo for dinner. Other footy fans of this eatery include David and Cruz Beckham, in case you’re taking notes.
The lads then shared a cab back to their hotel with Cristiano Ronaldo riding shotgun in the front while Kaka and the others squeezed in the backseat like lower status sardines.
But now onto more important matters: muscles. Even the Real Madrid academy players have been mesmerized by the fierce flexes of Ronaldo’s biceps during California training:
“It’s a dream come true,” said the 17-year-old striker Álvaro Morata. “During a practice game, I was so impressed with Cristiano Ronaldo’s muscles that I missed a chance to score. I was so completely lost, still staring at Ronaldo. Everyone shouted and asked what was up. It was very funny.”
No shame in that game, Morata. No shame in that game at all.