June 8th, 2011

Francesco Totti: Best Below The Belt Moments

So happy to see this man ain’t losing his touch.

Or his affection for itsy bitsy banana hammock bottoms.

Envisioning a world without invasive snaps such as these makes us feel aggro with a side of the stabbies. And no, our angry cry faces are not even the slightest bit cute.

So, without further ado, join us in looking back on our top 5 most infamous, brief-tastic Francesco Totti moments.

5. Dilf In A Diaper, July 2010 (Sabaudia, Italy)

Family man francesco

His bright white suit, which could double as a personal place for disposing of toxic waste, gets a pass since we find this family uniform to be totally Euro and somewhat endearing.


4. The Long & Short Of Things, Formentera, Spain (June 2011)

The AS Roma captain looks swell in shorts, but he looks best when bulging on the beach.


3. Stashing His Stuff In A Sling, July 2010 (Sabaudia, Italy)

It’s the same pair showcased in our #5 slot, just at a more palatable angle.

(To be sung to the tune of the Christimas carol) Do you see what we see?


2. No Pain/No Gain, April 2008 (In a hospital, Italy)

Way back when, when we first learned how Hottie Totti waxed his body from head to toe, we weren’t all that bothered.

Hot, but not bothered.

Some things will never change.


1. Boss In Black, July 2010 (Miami, Florida)

Unforgettable. That’s what you are, FT.


Any favourite nekked Totti memories you wish to share, Kickettes?

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  13. @DebStimson says:

    There was a guy that used to live in my association that would wear speedos to the pool. We nicknamed him Fabio because he resembled him a lot. But you're right…other than that, I haven't seen anyone wearing speedos.

  14. bri_saldana says:

    Oh my! I wish I was his naughty nurse…that bedside pic makes me wanna roll in hospital bed linens!

  15. LuvinBale says:

    All of Totti's moments in a bathing suit or lack of clothing are my most treasured moments!

    That man is gorgeous!!!

  16. Fabiola says:

    Yummy shoulders

  17. Viva Chivas says:

    On the right bod … Speedos. All the way.

  18. Caitlin says:

    Well, personally I prefer shorts over speedos any time, even on a fit bloke. I just think they're way cuter. :-)

  19. FloraJane says:

    Holy crap, that man is beautiful! He has an absolutely perfect body. I can't stop looking at his stomach in that last one. Just…wow. This post should have come with a warning: Cold shower required after viewing!


  20. Sarah says:

    This man seems to age like fine wine, I swear he's hotter now at 34 than he was at 24. I'm not normally a fan of the banana hammock but if you can wear it like him, hell, more power to you. If I were a betting woman I'd hazard a guess that maybe his *coughcough* banana needs extra support than that provided by a swim trunk.

  21. mochara says:

    If I were him, I wouldn't ever bother to put trousers on again! But that's just me….

  22. Marina_Isabella says:

    I love how he's not afraid to wear those speedos! that's a good thing :)

  23. GigiSantaCruz says:

    Sorry if this is not the place for it but I've got ta say something: Hey Kickette, what's going on? I've bee trying to post comments here for months now, and the few times I managed to do it, the comment was deleted by the Admin minutes after I posted. What happened? I've never written offensive things and you keep deleting me!! I'm reeeeeally disappointed since I've been following you and commenting for some years now!!

    • GigiSantaCruz says:

      By the way, I just wrote it here coz I tried to comment on Totti and guess what? It's been deleted again!!

  24. Caitlin says:

    Okay, I agree with you – that's disgraceful. :-(

  25. Rosa says:

    Ive hated him for a long time and his idiocy was confirmed to me when he kicked Mario Balotelli to the ground for no valid reason. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Zsd38GssA Totti is no better than Pepe and he's not even that attractive either. Thumb me downif you like, but I despise Totti.

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      as far I know Balotelli come out saying he even called him some racist insult, I don't know, I really don't trust Balotelli, but I never cared for Totti either because he tends to repeat his actions, he never redeemed himself.

    • @DebStimson says:

      OMG! His standing leg?! That could have easily ended his season or even career! O_o

  26. Caitlin says:

    Totti – my first footie love! The guy who made me fall in love with the game (okay, him and Klinsmann)

    Have to admit, I'm not keen on the 'diaper look' (LOL!), but he's one gorgeous piece of man meat!

    Thank you Kickette for brightening up my Wednesday afternoon!x

  27. blitzenTO says:

    Kickette knows how to start the summer off right! *picking my jaw up off the floor* Thanks for this!

    Oh, Totti! Never has a man before covered so much (!) with so little, and looked so delicious doing it!