June 8th, 2011
Francesco Totti: Best Below The Belt Moments
So happy to see this man ain’t losing his touch.
Or his affection for itsy bitsy banana hammock bottoms.
Envisioning a world without invasive snaps such as these makes us feel aggro with a side of the stabbies. And no, our angry cry faces are not even the slightest bit cute.
So, without further ado, join us in looking back on our top 5 most infamous, brief-tastic Francesco Totti moments.
5. Dilf In A Diaper, July 2010 (Sabaudia, Italy)
His bright white suit, which could double as a personal place for disposing of toxic waste, gets a pass since we find this family uniform to be totally Euro and somewhat endearing.
4. The Long & Short Of Things, Formentera, Spain (June 2011)
The AS Roma captain looks swell in shorts, but he looks best when bulging on the beach.
3. Stashing His Stuff In A Sling, July 2010 (Sabaudia, Italy)
It’s the same pair showcased in our #5 slot, just at a more palatable angle.
(To be sung to the tune of the Christimas carol) Do you see what we see?
2. No Pain/No Gain, April 2008 (In a hospital, Italy)
Way back when, when we first learned how Hottie Totti waxed his body from head to toe, we weren’t all that bothered.
Hot, but not bothered.
Some things will never change.
1. Boss In Black, July 2010 (Miami, Florida)
Unforgettable. That’s what you are, FT.
Any favourite nekked Totti memories you wish to share, Kickettes?